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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard freezes rain water in his ice cube trays, serves it at all of his parties, and laughs hysterically whenever someone takes a drink.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has found a new use for frozen peas....



    but a possible lawsuit prevents me from elaborating
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard steals a windmill from every third miniature golf course he plays at.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard uses Proactiv Solution for his severe ass acne.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard still dresses up like Ace Freeley but he dresses like the "No Make-up Ace"...with platforms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Even when there is no wait at a restaurant Stone will yell to the hostess "I want a table now! Don't you assholes know who I am?!?!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When Stone goes fishing he only uses his bare hands to catch, gut, and clean the fish. He then refuses to wash his hands for a week.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wrote an article about the best use of Butter as a personal lubricant...he is considered an expert in this field.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard refuses to believe that Barbie is anatomically incorrect.


    this has resulted in many unfortunate third dates.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard recently attended his church's bake sale. He was asked to leave after he continued to ask the parishoners if there was any pot in the brownies. When they would say no he would ask if they would like some.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will skin a badger in order to stave off frostbite in his lower extremities...he often carries a badger with him, and was rather angry when it was suggested that he just wear a parka.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When this thread reaches 50 pages Stone will print it out, have it bound, and sell it at all future concerts.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    After returning from Europe Stone has decided never again to shop at the Gap because he was continually told to mind the Gap. Instead his motto is now "Fuck the Gap!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard calls Saturday "caturday" because that is the day he drives around town looking for stray cats...when pressed for more details he will just dart his eyes around furtively and mumble about his experiments.



    slight warning...don't look in his basement.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard knows where to find Osama Bin Laden. It's a shame that no one has asked him.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will bum a cigarette off of people and then crush it right in their face and yell "I just saved your life, Asshole!!"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's favorite sandwich is Peanut Butter and Mayonaise. If you tell him "that's disgusting" he will come at you with a fork.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows where to find Osama Bin Laden. It's a shame that no one has asked him.


    hahahahaaaa....dammit Stone!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard's favorite expression is 'you are really buttering my hide!"


    no one really knows for sure if it is a good thing...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Stone Gossard was Jeff Ament's date to the prom. The night was ruined when Stone refused to go all the way. They bicker about it to this day.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”

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