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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard doesn't eat fun dip, he snorts it.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone refers to the Zagat restaurant guide as his "bible".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone does his online banking his continues to say "ChaChing" until he logs out.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Stone Gossard makes prank phone calls to Ticketmaster Corporate Headquarters --twenty, thirty times a day.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”
  • Valiant23
    Valiant23 Posts: 8
    When it snows in Seattle a unique image of Stone can be seen in every flake.
    18/06/07 A day I will never forget.
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Valiant23 wrote:
    When it snows in Seattle a unique image of Stone can be seen in every flake.


    That, actually, is true.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Stone Gossard is one toke over the line.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”
  • URthekey
    URthekey Posts: 1,912
    Stoney lives by the creed 'If its yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down'.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's Live at the Gorge set is missing not one, but two discs. He blames it on that gawd damned fan club of there's!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Stone Gossard knows all the words to YL, but he's not tellin', not even Ed.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”
  • Charlie the man
    Charlie the man Posts: 116
    Stone Gossard was the guy in the first two Jaws movies
    Take a ride on the relationship:

    http://www.myspace.com/unlockandunload
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard would tuck you into bed, while singing a lullaby...nighty night!

    You see... I read this before I switched the computer off and I had a hard time sleeping after that. THANKS!:D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard is lovin' the ladies he sings "you're the best around...nothin's ever gonna get ya down..."


    he finds this approach works the best.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard refuses to park his car in his garage, because after seeing the movie "transformers" he now believes that his car will rearrange itself and take out half his house in the process.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is a natural bug repellant
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can turn milk into yogurt with the power of his mind...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard collects ceramic cow figurines...and once, Eddie Vedder blew his mind by telling him that cows collect ceramic Stone Gossard figurines...if you ever want to freak him out walk up behind him and say "mooo"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard collects ceramic cow figurines...and once, Eddie Vedder blew his mind by telling him that cows collect ceramic Stone Gossard figurines...if you ever want to freak him out walk up behind him and say "mooo"

    Hey GIRL! keep 'em coming! (I'm so glad I know you're a woman now, I was going to try and chat you up)! :D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard gets really angry sometimes and he refuses to iron his jeans before a show...that'll show them!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    one time, Stone was playing an April Fools joke on Matt Cameron and he unscrewed his stool...



    Matt forgave him once the stitches came out, but Stone spent a real long time in therapy.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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