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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    eddie's Tone rocks wrote:
    Stone Gossard can reach an e-bow from anywhere...~


    hahahhaaaaaaa!!

    sure he can, but why let Eddie know??
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  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard was born with no ears but he was forced to get prosthetic ones fitted because his glasses kept falling off.
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  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    One time at band camp Stone Gossard stuck a flute up his pussy



    just for kicks
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  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    During his years in Argentina, Stone was flying with his then band to a gig in Chile, unfortunatly their plane crashed into a mountain and in order to survive Stone was forced to eat his other band members one by one.

    He once told Mike that he quite liked the taste. As a result the band now take 2 years worth of tinned goods with them wherever they go.


    just in case
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  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    On his days off Stone Gossard likes nothing more than putting empty toilet roll tubes onto the legs of cats so he can sit back and laugh at them walking around like small hairy robots.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard ate 12 pounds of jell-o. As a result, the Jell-o wrestling was canceled. Thus Stone was able to retain his title.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was the original voice of Kermit the Frog.


    but he seemed to enjoy sticking his hand up a felt frog's ass too much for it to be healthy.
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  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Whilst on tour Stone likes to steal Boom's crisps, lick the flavour off then and put them back in the packet. To date Boom hasn't noticed because he thinks that all crisps are wet, soggy and have no flavour.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard knits his own boxer shorts...he does a nice and easy open weave...so his boxers give his nut sack plenty of air.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    happy_larry wrote:
    Whilst on tour Stone likes to steal Boom's crisps, lick the flavour off then and put them back in the packet. To date Boom hasn't noticed because he thinks that all crisps are wet, soggy and have no flavour.
    eww.....

    Stone Gossard likes to sneak onstage after soundcheck to rearrange the strings on his own guitar, just to mess with himself.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard introduces himself "Hello, I'm Stone Gossard - I bet you really want to tap this" as he rubs his own ass.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard introduces himself "Hello, I'm Stone Gossard - I bet you really want to tap this" as he rubs his own ass.


    And he is right, about 98% of the time.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can remove his own thumbs...with mind power.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once adopted a baby from Cambodia...then on the plane ride home he convinced himself that the plane was going to crash into the mountains...so he ate the baby.


    Once their current tour is over he has plans to return to Cambodia...for what he refers to as "second helpings"
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  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard never got to lick the spoon when his mum was making a cake
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cory wrote:
    You are fucking killing me. I expect a full report afterwards dammit!
    I enjoyed it. I love that song. :) You have a nice voice.
    Stone Gossard would approve.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    happy_larry wrote:
    Stone Gossard never got to lick the spoon when his mum was making a cake



    yeah,... but Stone Gossard's Me-Ma ladled out grandma's big sauce bay leaf and he munched that away...~
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    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard thinks that I should be working right now...after all they don't pay me to write Stone-isms.


    on that note, Stone Gossard suggests that they pay me more, unless they want him to open up a can of whup-ass...which he invented.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard drinks his listerine...as if it were olvaltine.










    sorry, loooooooong night-early morning and I am painfully old...
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard teases badgers with this long stick-like device that he created.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks FailedPersephone is a hot 24 year old with a black bobbed hairdo and has a Bettie Paige vibe.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard thinks FailedPersephone is a hot 24 year old with a black bobbed hairdo and has a Bettie Paige vibe.


    Gossard has magical eyes???


    holy crap! :eek: unfortunately Gossard is off by about 6 years...

    and Failed can't hold her rum the way she used to.


    Stone Gossard can eat 65 pounds of raw ground beef...provided you give him plenty of gravy
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once threw up his dessert all over a tablecloth. The resulting image rivals the "Mona Lisa" in artistic significance.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Gossard has magical eyes???


    holy crap! :eek: unfortunately Gossard is off by about 6 years...

    and Failed can't hold her rum the way she used to.


    Stone Gossard can eat 65 pounds of raw ground beef...provided you give him plenty of gravy
    Yummy rummy in her tummy.

    Stone Gossard can hear a dog whistle.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can make a perfect pancake on the first try.



    But in order to not make Jeff feel bad, he pretends to need three "testers"
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a pet chimpanzee that is trained to eat a peanut out of Stone's ass on command.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard insists that if you play Dark Side of the Moon backwards on a Wednesday during a full moon in August, you can hear an angel get it's wings.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is still looking for Carmen SanDiego.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks a Hummingbird cake is made out of hummingbirds. That grosses him out.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard insists that if you play Dark Side of the Moon backwards on a Wednesday during a full moon in August, you can hear an angel get it's wings.


    Niiiiiice.


    Stone Gossard insists that "Mr. Roboto" is one of the greatest songs ever created.
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