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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once took rowing lessons...but was disappointed to find out that his leather master suit and whip wouldn't be allowed on his team mates.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a collection of jars filled with drool that he collects when he visits his grandpa at the convalescent home...the drool is his own.


    but those are some mighty fiiiine lookin hot mamas livin' there!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone once tried stand-up comedy but he was arrested for throwing pint glasses at hecklers while screaming "You damn dirty hippies wouldn't know what was funny if a pint glass hit you upside your head!" The lawsuits are still pending.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone took a swim class at the local YMCA so that he could be taught the breast stroke by some hot elderlies. Unfortunately, it wasn't the type of breast stroke he was hoping for.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone shaves his armpits, saves the clippings, and glues them onto his feet. He was once told that hairy feet drive the ladies mad!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone has the name Maria tattooed on his left butt cheek. He does not know why...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone shaves his armpits, saves the clippings, and glues them onto his feet. He was once told that hairy feet drive the ladies mad!


    mmmm! it DOES!


    Stone actually enjoys raking his lime green shag carpet...and I ain't talkin' about the one on his floor...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is the only member of the Gallagher fan club. He just loves the Sledgomatic!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    mmmm! it DOES!

    That's disgusting! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has his own list and feels that "Craig" should go "suck it".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • whitemosquitowhitemosquito Posts: 60
    Stone Gossard as a child was the only in his block that got ALL of the bees for selling the most cookies (despite the fact that he ate some).
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That's disgusting! :D


    awww, c'mon! don't tell me that seein' extremely furry feet strainin' in ecstasy isnt a turn on....Stone thinks it is. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that porn movies are shot in any apartment that is the Penthouse. He also believes that is why they are always the most expensive. I mean if you can buy an apartment that constantly has porn going on inside, why wouldn't you have to pay a premium?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard posts missing cat notes all over town - even though he has never owned a cat.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    awww, c'mon! don't tell me that seein' extremely furry feet strainin' in ecstasy isnt a turn on....Stone thinks it is. ;)

    Anything that is "furry" and "strainin'" scary to me. But I'm not Stone.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was really disappointed to find out that "the Carebears" isn't porn.











    to other people.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once fucked his color printer...the resulting explosion of colors can be seen in the Gorge boxed set.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is hoping to achieve the worlds largest collection of paperclips




    At the last count he had 7
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wants you to stop undressing him with your eyes!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Like bears Stone Gossard will only shit in the woods
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    happy_larry wrote:
    Stone Gossard neither loves nor hates Marmite

    :eek:
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    happy_larry wrote:
    Like bears Stone Gossard will only shit in the woods

    and the Pope
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard doesn't wash, he has a team of Umpa Lumpas he bought off Ebay that lick his entire body clean every morning. They draw lots as to who does what bit of his body.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard really can believe its not butter
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larryhappy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard owns 97% of the worlds Blu Tac
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will not get on an airplane unless he knows well in advance that he will be allowed to sit in the cockpit and "fly" the plane. It plans change midair, things will get ugly!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you give Stone two grapefruits and a blonde wig he will do his world famous Dolly Parton impersonation.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone takes a muscle builder. He really thinks it's working.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's favorite football team is the Boston Celtics (no one has the heart to tell him otherwise).
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • electronblueelectronblue Posts: 3,460
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard posts missing cat notes all over town - even though he has never owned a cat.



    :)
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


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