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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard posted thirteen video clips on youtube of him eating a tuna sandwich through a wonder woman mask.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    SDHSClassof82 wrote:
    Stone Gossard was Jeff Ament's date to the prom. The night was ruined when Stone refused to go all the way. They bicker about it to this day.

    Welcome to the pit. I hear that Stone did allow Jeff to go to second base but he thought that meant playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Before every show they have to restrain Stone Gossard because he has a belief that it is unlucky for them to perform unless he has thoroughly licked Jeff Ament's bass, and two of Matt Cameron's cymbals.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard hates the movie Caddyshack, but has Caddyshack II on a constant loop in his media room.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone still uses dial-up for the internet. He hates the speed, but loves the sound of the modem kicking in.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Welcome to the pit. I hear that Stone did allow Jeff to go to second base but he thought that meant playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.


    Indeed Welcome...and really they bicker over the fact that Jeff feels he should be able to claim "third" since they played RPS with their genitalia...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone is angry he threatens to kick over kids' sand castles. But he doesn't really mean it.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Welcome to the pit. I hear that Stone did allow Jeff to go to second base but he thought that meant playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.


    Thanks Mookie. I heard it was third base, but Jeff has been known to exaggerate.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard whistles when he is nervous...



    most people don't find this unusual except for the fact that he can whistle through his butt cheeks...provided he drops trou to do so.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    For his birthday Stone Gossard requests that all of his friend come over to play a rousing game of naked leapfrog
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard drinks rum punch so that he can have the little umbrellas.
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  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Stone Gossard has the thankless job of handwashing the whole band's delicates while on tour. Can't wait to get home.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard recently helped U2 by finding the thing they have been looking for. Bono was unimpressed because he now has nothing to sing about and is considering taking legal action against Stone for loss of future earnings. Stone has said he will represent himself in court
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard ate my hampster.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard thinks its fun to stay at the YMCA
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard has all of the bootlegs for the 2007 tour locked in his cellar and is never planning on releasing them.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard never wears clean underwear and doesn't care if he's in an accident.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is Spartacus
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard calls Miss Cleo for all of his advice
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    Stone Gossard considers the break between the main set and the encore the perfect opportunity to floss.
    “Wind in my hair, I feel part of everywhere...
    Late at night I hear the trees, they're singing with the dead...overhead...”

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