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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "WINKLE DINKLE"

    okay, I now have a new favorite slang term.


    duude, that is prolly the awesomest evar!


    Stone once was feeding the pigeons near his favorite park, when one sat on hi Winkle dinkle and proceeded to peck out in morse code what would later become the lyrics to his song "pigeon"


    and, no he's not through sleepin around, yet.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard bought part of the old sesame street set, because he has had the dream of fucking the goo straight out of Oscar's trashcan since he was about 14 years old.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone can play "radar love" on a kazoo shoved into his butt.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone wants that freakin' punk-ass Justin Timberlake to stop claiming that he brought Sexy back.


    Everyone knows it wasn't gone - and it still resides in Stone's trousers.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    "WINKLE DINKLE"

    okay, I now have a new favorite slang term.


    duude, that is prolly the awesomest evar!


    Stone once was feeding the pigeons near his favorite park, when one sat on hi Winkle dinkle and proceeded to peck out in morse code what would later become the lyrics to his song "pigeon"


    and, no he's not through sleepin around, yet.

    Okay! You have RUINED that for me now! It WAS an innocent word. Grrrr, you corrupt! :D;)
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone was trying to make himself a very innocent grilled cheese sandwich using a 'sandwich express" grilling machine, when lo and behold his Winkle Dinkle burst forth from his zipped trousers and before he knew it was released Stone shut and latched the machine with his WINKLE DINKLE inside...


    no harm, no foul...his WINKLE DINKLE now has very attractive grill line indentations and Stone can (and does) claim that he "plumps when cooked"
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone's Winkle Dinkle has now been photographed over 35,678 times.

    by Stone Gossard.
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  • failedpersephone
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    When he was a young child and learning to potty in the toilet, Stone's mother accidentally dropped the lid down and slightly bent Stone's WINKLE DINKLE.


    His Winkle Dinkle veers left, for your pleasure, Milady.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone uses the following as a pick up line: 'my Winkle Dinkle just really rolls off your tongue now doesn't it, sweet stuff?"

    it doesn't work.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    You're so rude! Behave yourself!

    When someone makes a sales call to Stone, he likes to respond by saying 'I'm glad you called because I wanted to talk to you about Jesus'
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You're so rude! Behave yourself!'


    hahahaa who me?? :D

    Once, Stone tried to snort cocaine off of a stripper's arse. erm, he ended up snorting the stripper's arse and leaving the coke in a pile on the floor.


    This of course, had nothing to do with his Winkle Dinkle.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahaa who me?? :D

    Once, Stone tried to snort cocaine off of a stripper's ass. erm, he ended up snorting the stripper's ass and leaving the coke in a pile on the floor.


    This of course, had nothing to do with his Winkle Dinkle.

    Seriously, don't get your thread banned girl! It is soooo funny!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard likes to 'fluff' the American national anthem.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Seriously, don't get your thread banned girl! It is soooo funny!


    well that is why "Winkle Dinkle is so freakin delightful...ahh the possibilities...

    Stone tried to publish a children's book titled, "Adventures of Winkle Dinkle, Canine Cop."

    it was painted entirely in the "finger paint style" but it wasn't his finger...
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard sometimes feels like a nut, sometimes he doesn't...although HE NEVER FEELS LIKE COCONUT...SO, WTF????
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard sometimes feels like a nut, sometimes he doesn't...although HE NEVER FEELS LIKE COCONUT...SO, WTF????

    perhaps I need to drink more wine because everthing (I) think of seems too offensive to me tonight.

    ...

    ...
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone wants to be known as "mr. yo-yo" except, he cant use a yo-yo for more than two rotations.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    My boyfriend says 'microwaved popcorn always pop's when it is near him'! wtf?!

    The real joke: He has no idea who Stone IS! Bless...
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    ahhhh, My BF knows only too well who Stone is...the name I call out.


    KIDDING!!!
    seriousy! that was a really depressing joke.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ahhhh, My BF knows only too well who Stone is...the name I call out.


    KIDDING!!!
    seriousy! that was a really depressing joke.

    I'm sure you at least don't call your son Pearl Jam! - Pearl Jam! come here!

    Stone Gossard likes to have an indian on a Saturday night...
    (They're should be an icon for gritting your teeth and smiling at the same time). :);)

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