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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is well practiced in the arts of deception...


    you can tell from his blood stained hands.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    (I bet women love you)!
    You have a seriously stupid sense of humour.

    Cory is funny too



    HAHAHAHAAA I hope not...I lack the equipment and like burritos...no tacos for me hahahaaa


    no twigs and berries...


    but I like the compliment...
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    (I bet women love you)!
    You have a seriously stupid sense of humour.

    Cory is funny too


    Thank you.

    On a related note, women hate me. Probably because of my potty mouth.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has named his "guns" the right one is "buff" and the left one is "tweedy"



    you better hope that he doesnt feel like given "tweedy" a workout.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Thank you.

    On a related note, women hate me. Probably because of my potty mouth.


    AWWWW c'mon Son! women love a potty mouth - provided they are sittin' sideline for the commentary (and it isnt directed at them)


    by the Way, Stone Gossard's dad cured Stone of a severe case of "potty mouth"...when stone gets angry he hollers "AW, Fiddlesticks and bumbershoot!!"
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard has a titanium penis with dual overhead cams and urinates Castrol 40W motor oil.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    Stone's lifelong goal is to star alongside Ron Jeremy in a film titled "Stone Cold, Rock Hard"...
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    HAHAHAHAAA I hope not...I lack the equipment and like burritos...no tacos for me hahahaaa


    no twigs and berries...


    but I like the compliment...

    How funny! Now I KNOW I should go to bed!
    Good night! Keep up the hilarious posts!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard rides his bike while making the EXACT same sound as a 1968 Chevy Camaro...he can even make that slight ting ting sound as it idles too high.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    How funny! Now I KNOW I should go to bed!
    Good night! Keep up the hilarious posts!


    Stone Gossard would tuck you into bed, while singing a lullaby...nighty night!
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard got into an argument with a woman...................................and won.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    For his 12th birthday Stone Gossard invited all of his friend to partake in some refreshments and amusements...the following year the state of washington entered on it's books the law prohibiting jousting competitions.



    but it wasn't as if little Johnny Banks needed both of his eyes.
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard's chest hair is similar in texture to the pubic hair a 32 year old chimpanzee.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard started the thread "Pics where Eddie looks Hot part 2"




    but he meant temperature, and was slightly shocked that it turned into such a gi-normous thread. He hopes Eddie doesn't find out.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard's chest hair is similar in texture to the pubic hair a 32 year old chimpanzee.


    Made for a very uncomfortable experience at the local zoo.

    :o
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard has a tattoo on his back that says "Eddie Vedder can lick my nuts"
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard's chest hair is similar in texture to the pubic hair a 32 year old chimpanzee.


    Should I be wondering how you know what the pubes of a chimp feel like???


    hahahaaa...sigh,


    I mean I know how I know... :(
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes the freedom of a nice dashiki...he finds the air on his nut sack to be quite delicious.
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Should I be wondering how you know what the pubes of a chimp feel like???


    hahahaaa...sigh,


    I mean I know how I know... :(


    I used to have a part-time job jerking off chimpanzees. When I say part-time job, I mean I would sneak in the zoo late at night and jerk off chimpanzees for free.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard likes the freedom of a nice dashiki...he finds the air on his nut sack to be quite delicious.


    Apparently Stone Gossard invented flavored air.

    No, farts do not count as air seasoning.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?

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