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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard dreams in colors.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard found Nemo.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is a member of his local garden club. He digs the old ladies.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a member of his local garden club. He digs the old ladies.


    hahaaa.

    must be his well documented "Dorothy and Sophia Sandwich" fetish dream. I thought he was talking to a therapist about that?
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves the blue haired ladies.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard loves the blue haired ladies.


    it's okay to love the blue haired ladies...it's just not okay to LOOOOVE the blue haired ladies...I mean, c'mon Stone! think of their hip replacement surgeries!!


    which reminds me...

    Stone Gossard pays for hip replacement surgeries for the elderly.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard once dressed up as Bozo the Clown for Boom's birthday, causing Boom to smoke so much weed that he was unable to play the next night, causing the crowd to have to hum the organ parts.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard refers to himself as a "playah" and wears a gold necklace that says "Stone G" emblazoned with diamonds.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard believes that the term "G thang" refers to Gossard...much to the rest of the bands irritation.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard really likes to watch family ties reruns on nick at night.
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  • WWS
    WWS Ontario Posts: 460
    outontheporch wrote:
    Stone Gossard punched a blind man in the face and told him he ran into something.

    Sick and twisted...but I still laughed out loud
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a large aquarium with the best filtration system money can buy...those are some really lucky guppies.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to do crossward puzzles in ink. If he writes something wrong, he breaks out his cool white-out pen.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once ate a quart and a half of ice cream and got a really terrible stomach ache...he had to lie down and watch Mary Tyler Moore (the first season on DvD) until the tummy ache passed.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard likes to do crossward puzzles in ink. If he writes something wrong, he breaks out his cool white-out pen.

    You see, this is why I joined 'the message pit' :D:D:D!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can play the entire theme song to "One Day at a Time" on a kazoo made out of Jeff Ament's old comb and some wax paper.


    This was originally going to be the first single off of Riot Act.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard likes the satisfying crunch of gravel under his shoes...and gets a little misty-eyed at the feel of soft earth between his toes.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard's jumprope abilities are legendary.




    he still holds the record for longest stretch of indoor jump rope - double dutch freestyle at his former grammar school.


    so take THAT Ronnie Wilkenson, grade 6!
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  • dq4life
    dq4life Posts: 154
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard's jumprope abilities are legendary.




    he still holds the record for longest stretch of indoor jump rope - double dutch freestyle at his former grammar school.


    so take THAT Ronnie Wilkenson, grade 6!
    failedpersphone, you're a genius.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    One time, Stone Gossard was at day camp and he drank his milk too fast so he had to sit under a shade tree until he felt better.


    But, since the rest of the day campers were doing some lame macrame project he pretended to be sick until him mom picked him up...



    that happened in 1997...his mom is still upset that she paid good money and didnt get the woven beaded plant hanger.
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