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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone's mail usually arrives at 4 PM, but likes to check it at 4:15, giving the mailman ample time to deliver the mail.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone enjoys talking to that sweet telemarketer on those lonesome Sunday afternoons.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Every Wednesday morning, Stone Gossard walks around the neighborhood, looking for stray puppies to feed. He dreams of owning a no-kill puppy shelter one day!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When his paperboy became ill, Stone Gossard delivered the newspaper for a week, and gave him flowers and a handmade card.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Michael Jackson held his baby over a balcony, Stone jumped off his couch and screamed "NOOOO!"
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone's idea of ending the war in Iraq is giving everyone ice cream and bubble wands.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Pearl Jam decided to tour, they voted on the type of venues, Stone thought they should tour candy stores, and they should dress like gummi bears.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone convinced God to rest on the seventh day, saying all this work is stressful, and can worsen his high-cholesterol and bad knees
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone is still trying to talk Eddie Vedder into making a Raffi tribute album.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    He won't admit it, but Stone still weeps at the ending of Terms of Endearment.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard in the future:

    http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s40/dcbac/untitled.jpg
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard yawns he scrunches his eyes really tightly and then when he opens them he sees blue dots for a few seconds.


    Stone likes this optical illusion.
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  • randaldoesjersey
    randaldoesjersey Posts: 151
    failedpersephone wrote:
    When Michael Jackson held his baby over a balcony, Stone jumped off his couch and screamed "NOOOO!"

    Epic lulz.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone does not advocate prostitution, but will fill in as the local pimp in a pinch if need be. It's not his fault he has the appropriate wardrobe.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • chris01
    chris01 Posts: 559
    Eddie Better wrote:
    Stone Gossard in the future:

    http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s40/dcbac/untitled.jpg

    That guy must have spent a week rubbing baloons on his head...
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard was the original host for Dateline's To Catch a Predator. Problems arose due to his addiction to Mike's Hard Lemonade which led him to release all the perverts with only a strict warning.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is afraid of nuns.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    outontheporch wrote:
    Stone Gossard punched a blind man in the face and told him he ran into something.


    Shit! that is tough.

    Stone Gossard uses a vision assistance cane because he likes to pretend to be Fred Astaire.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard sang backup on the first New Kids on the Block album. And played the triangle.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • loveboat captain
    loveboat captain Posts: 125
    Stone Gossard has a squeeze box. Jeff Ament never sleeps at night.
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