Stone Gossard...

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    Stone Gossard's favorite cereal is 'Fruity Pebbles'
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    Stone Gossard adopted Michael Jackson's chimp after it was revealed that Bubbles could positively identify Jacko's genetalia.
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    Stone Gossard can make his SLINKY walk UP stairs.
  • Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has been arrested again. This time for impersonating a meter maid.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Posts: 4,613
    Stone was looking mighty fine at Wembley I tell ya :D
    20/04/06 ~ 23/08/06 ~ 09/09/06

    14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour

    18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing

    04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~

    Rockin' out to Creadles
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is the guy you have to screw to get a drink around here... ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    Stone Gossard is the man from Nantucket...and he can PROVE it.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 485
    That's not the "Real" Stone Gossard out there every night, he's a stand-in. The Real Stone Gossard is frozen in Carbonite and when the economy gets better they are gonna unfreeze him- Just like Bruce Lee!
    8/25/00NY, 9/1/00NJ, 4/30/03NY, 7/2&3/03MSG, 7/14/03NJ, 10/13/04 EdW/Boss, 9/24&25/05 St Johns, 5/13/06CT, 5/27&28/06NJ, 6/1/06NJ, 6/3/06NJ, 6/24/06 OH, 7/15-16/06CA, Lolla07, DC, MSGx2, MA1, ED SOLO NYC1&2!
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once dated an albino hippie...but only got to 2nd base. (which is a little like 3rd base in Canada.)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone dips his Oreo's in Budweiser.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has three empty mayo jars. He isn't sure if he wants to put his large collection of train-flattened pennies in the jars just yet...he's still thinkin'.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    Stone Gossard has an unnatural reaction to "Po" the tellytubbie.
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    Stone Gossard can smoke a whole pack of Camels...through his butt cheeks...but had to stop because of the nicotine stains on his tighty whities. :(
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    Stone Gossard has a replica of Liberace's famous grand piano shaped pinkie ring. but he doesnt wear it on his piiiinkie... ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    Stone Gossard doesn't "get" that The little Mermaid is a cartoon. (this explains his large amount of scuba gear.)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    Stone Gossard illegally downloads music.


    but it's mostly Metallica, because Lars is a douche...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    The Song "Darklands" by The Jesus and Mary Chain will make Stone Gossard sob and wail for his unrequited first love, Anna Peiolovanivitch...they were in the third grade together, and she had a cute little button nose.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 3,502
    :)
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard wears a cape when he does yard work.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard listens to Liberace when he takes a bubble bath.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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