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  • electronblueelectronblue Posts: 3,460
    stone <3<3<3...~
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    I believe you're wrong. He was a cue card boy for Phil Donahue.

    You're right. I looked it up, it was Phil Donahue. Sorry about that.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard also suffers from Pteronophobia - fear of being tickled by feathers.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    Stone Gossard was Bob Saget's extra on Full House.
    2003 Mansfield III 
    2004 Boston I 
    2006 Boston I 
    2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I 
    2010 Hartford 
    2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford 
    2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2018 Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2021 Sea.Hear.Now
    2022 Camden
    2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone Gossard sunk the Titanic.
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    Stone Gossard threw the Hope Diamond from the Titanic.
    2003 Mansfield III 
    2004 Boston I 
    2006 Boston I 
    2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I 
    2010 Hartford 
    2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford 
    2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2018 Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2021 Sea.Hear.Now
    2022 Camden
    2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard still uses checks at the grocery store, regardless of the total
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard has a belly flop fetish.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone Gossard has a belly flop fetish.

    SWEET!

    that means I gots me a shot at the stoney!! hahahaa
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can repeat all of Sean Penn's lines in Fast Times at Ridgemont High...in falsetto.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard was a friend of the boy who played Oliver on The Brady Bunch.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • bookworm30bookworm30 Posts: 186
    Stone Gossard likes to ride the bus in a trenchcoat, black sunglasses, and a fedora.
    The more I see the less I know for sure. - John Lennon
  • dannydanny Posts: 2,279
    class above the rest
    danny d
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    this one time, Stone Gossard lost his keys. he looked for them for hours and hours. they were in his hand the whole time.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    failedpersephone wrote:
    this one time, Stone Gossard lost his keys. he looked for them for hours and hours. they were in his hand the whole time.
    :)
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard goes to the highest-priced hair salon and insists that they use a flowbee.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    CJMST3K wrote:
    That was Al Gore. That's why its called an algorithm.
    thats funny
    i dont think ive heard that one yet.


    :( now i REALLY have to go and work on Algorithms.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to make paper clip chains...it is a pastime he enjoys.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    thats funny
    i dont think ive heard that one yet.


    :( now i REALLY have to go and work on Algorithms.

    believe it or not, I made it up! :)
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard wears silk pajamas to bed.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard always answers the question "how are you" with "I'm great".
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dq4lifedq4life Posts: 154
    yieldjames wrote:
    It was Stone's idea to remove Pluto from the solar system. Ed still hasn't forgiven him for this. He wrote the lyrics to Come Back that evening.
    my favorite...
    stone gossard invented lunar eclipses, but God stole them from him because he thought they were such a good idea.
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone Gossard was the original face on boxes of Life cereal.
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    Stone Gossard enjoys Barbara Walters specials.
    2003 Mansfield III 
    2004 Boston I 
    2006 Boston I 
    2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I 
    2010 Hartford 
    2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford 
    2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2018 Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2021 Sea.Hear.Now
    2022 Camden
    2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    the grooveman is my man.

    he should be yours as well
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone used to trade in ivory. He's not happy about this part of his past, but a man's gotta eat.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    Music For Rhinos wrote:
    Stone Gossard was the original face on boxes of Life cereal.

    plain or cinnamon?

    cinnamon rocks, plain tastes like tree bark.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has three tattoos in private areas. Only two people have ever seen them. His wife, and Matt Cameron's drum tech.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once tried to drink a mojito...but the rum gave him a headache. His favorite drink is still the virgin fuzzy navel.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was a back up Singer for Gwen Stefani, but the mandatory kohl eyeliner gave him a rash.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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