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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone Gossard cannot be towel-whipped.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is hopefully never going to hear about this thread. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is hopefully never going to hear about this thread. lol

    Stone Gossard is scrapbooking this thread. :rolleyes:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard is scrapbooking this thread. :rolleyes:
    Ha! That's why I saw Stone Gossard when he:
    Bought the entire Martha Stewart scrapbooking line at Michael's the other day.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard thinks hot pockets take too long to make
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    Stone Gossard likes Hostess cupcakes.
    2003 Mansfield III 
    2004 Boston I 
    2006 Boston I 
    2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I 
    2010 Hartford 
    2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford 
    2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2018 Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2021 Sea.Hear.Now
    2022 Camden
    2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Ha! That's why I saw Stone Gossard when he:
    Bought the entire Martha Stewart scrapbooking line at Michael's the other day.


    Stone Gossard was Martha Stewart's penpal during her incarceration.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard taught Martha Stewart how to beat egg whites to make them all fluffy.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard secretly wanted to be one of Gladys Knight's pips because of the cool satin lapels.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard knows how to do the Hustle.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone Gossard likes to stop and smell the flowers on his way to the bakery.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    This one time, this one time Stone Gossard got a full cavity search at the Newark airport...except it wasn't really a security officer...It was a man who was vaguely dressed like Gilligan
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard takes his grandma out to do the "jitterbug" on every other friday night.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone Gossard once played Pacman for 22 hours straight- he never made it past level 4.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard writes fanciful poetic odes to his childhood pet cat "kibbles"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard once won a spelling bee by properly spelling pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism without asking how it is used in a sentence.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard once won a spelling bee by properly spelling pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism without asking how it is used in a sentence.


    DAYUM Stone!! hahahaaa
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wishes he could turn back time.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard will justify your love.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone was the only cast member of You Can't Do That On Television to never get slimed.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • StereotypeStereotype Posts: 885
    Stone Gossard owns banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars...one in every color.
    The worst enemies of music? Money and Mathematics. Combined with music, they both do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do. Money makes music cheap, mathematics makes it stupid and predictable.

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will walk out of a movie theatre if he has missed any of the coming attractions.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to ride downhill on an oversized tryke while crying out, "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"





    but then again, who doesn't??
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard gets turned on by the smell of Playdoh.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has FINALLY mastered the dance, "the cabbage patch" soon, he will move on to "the running man"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard..likes to hangout in librarys..:)
    grimmy
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves green bikini tops and little black skirts.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard wishes he was at the beach today..
    grimmy
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wishes he could take back the second to the last thing he said.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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