I want to choke my coworker

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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    How to choke a co-worker....

    1) Open hand

    2) Place co-worker's throat in palm

    3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure

    4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out

    5) Remove mask and gloves

    6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"


    You're welcome (yes, I'm retarded)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • cat72
    cat72 Oxford, MA Posts: 2,993
    cory wrote:
    How to choke a co-worker....

    1) Open hand

    2) Place co-worker's throat in palm

    3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure

    4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out

    5) Remove mask and gloves

    6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"


    Your welcome.


    nice :D
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    cory wrote:
    How to choke a co-worker....

    1) Open hand

    2) Place co-worker's throat in palm

    3) Squeeze co-worker's throat with gorilla-like pressure

    4) Release pressure when co-worker passes out

    5) Remove mask and gloves

    6) Leave note saying "I'm sorry. Love, MasterFramer"


    Your welcome.



    It's spelled "you're welcome"


    :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    bostonlou wrote:
    did i mention her hairdo consists of her taking a curling iron to the front and leaving the rest??

    kind of like this

    http://trapine.org/f8foto/seizures/images/hatchet.jpg
    that's not far off from my 7th grade hairdo circa 1989 :D
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    bostonlou wrote:
    It's spelled "you're welcome"


    :)

    Holy shit! I NEVER do that kind of thing...
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=19714110


    she sounds like this

    although she's not hip enough to know PJ
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    bostonlou wrote:
    http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=19714110


    she sounds like this

    although she's not hip enough to know PJ
    So much about that is not right.


    Tears are streaming down my face.
    lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=19714110


    she sounds like this

    although she's not hip enough to know PJ

    LMAO!!! My abs actually hurt from laughing ...
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    TrixieCat wrote:
    So much about that is not right.


    Tears are streaming down my face.
    lol





    the screaming gets me :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    that was great lou - that deserves it's own thread!
    I love to turn you on
  • releeseme
    releeseme Posts: 387
    That was the shit!!!! Funny as hell...
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  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    cilcia wrote:
    that was great lou - that deserves it's own thread!
    agreed.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i go back and forth on creating unnecessary threads


    I'm in a back phase i guess


    people can come here to enjoy :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i think u should throw her a "pop" on the sneak
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    bovy_j wrote:
    Or just scream that you're BostonLou and Pearl Jam will play in your back yard one day. THEN fight the bitch.

    class!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she just yelled at her husband because he wanted to buy 10 quick picks for tonights jackpot

    she starts quoting the odds and says to only buy 3 ... not 10



    she's so tight she squeaks
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    she just yelled at her husband because he wanted to buy 10 quick picks for tonights jackpot

    she starts quoting the odds and says to only buy 3 ... not 10



    she's so tight she squeaks
    I feel almost as bad for her husband as I do for you ... but then again he's the one who married her. He chose a life of stirrup pants and holidy sweaters.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    ReleasH wrote:
    I feel almost as bad for her husband as I do for you ... but then again he's the one who married her. He chose a life of stirrup pants and holidy sweaters.


    i've only met him a couple of times so i don't know his deal... maybe he's just kind of a tool and settled for the blonde hair

    or maybe she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    did i mention that she also talks like a fucking 2 year old sometimes when her mom calls during the day
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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she's just ended the phone call...

    did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?
    Don't Believe Everything You Think

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