it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.
we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...
aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"
yes. she says "oh my golly"
my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!
:mad:
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
One of the funniest threads on here..
I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane.
My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.
we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...
aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"
yes. she says "oh my golly"
my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!
:mad:
funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.
i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.
isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever
funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.
i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.
isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever
You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
One of the funniest threads on here..
I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane.
My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.
You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..
that would be a fun idea wouldn't it. it really baffles me that he has gone 50 years in this world and he still has no clue. if i talk to another coworker for more than 5 minutes he has to come over to see whats going on.
and he clears his throat every 10 seconds. he cleared it 3 times while i typed this sentence.
and he shovels his food in his mouth like a caveman.
guess i had to get that off my chest. thanks Champ
and thank you for the fact that im going to giggle all day thinking of this
His coworker sounds like the boss on Dead Like Me.
'Dead Like Me?'
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day
sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day
My husband works with condescending co-worker also. Every time said person comes over to him and starts being an ass, my husband lets him finish talking. Then he'll look right at him, gives the thumbs up and say, "Thanks Tips!" and goes right back to what he was doing. Works every time.
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just kidding!!
seriously... it's like she's afraid of making a joke
next time i'm going to say "oh i thought you were serious"
she's a little ditzy anyway
she also calls home and says "Hi Eddie it's Janet"
like he wouldn't know?
she also uses his name throughout the whole conversation
ok eddie...
see you at home eddie
leaving in a big eddie
i don't know the last time i used my wife's name... i'm not sure i even remember it!
I love choking my own chicken........helps pass the time
it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.
we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...
aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"
yes. she says "oh my golly"
my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!
:mad:
this made me laugh, this is so true.
i miss bostonlou
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
there is also lazy guy working with us....but he's kinda cool, my annoyance and his downside is his lazyness.
*edit* the guy actually reminds me of myself that's why he's kinda cool
I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane.
My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.
i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.
isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever
You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
oh yes! that Fanch thread was hilarious!
that would be a fun idea wouldn't it. it really baffles me that he has gone 50 years in this world and he still has no clue. if i talk to another coworker for more than 5 minutes he has to come over to see whats going on.
and he clears his throat every 10 seconds. he cleared it 3 times while i typed this sentence.
and he shovels his food in his mouth like a caveman.
guess i had to get that off my chest. thanks Champ
and thank you for the fact that im going to giggle all day thinking of this
'Dead Like Me?'
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
needed to read this to relax me
classic stuff
Hmm...just noticed bostonlou isn't around!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
yes she needs to be choked
Go with it
hopefully your office doesn't have called ID
or you know *67
grates me every time
Would you rather they answer with "Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you"?
she smells like brown?