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I want to choke my coworker

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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    why don't you shoot her?



    just kidding!! :p
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    bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    I HATE that.


    seriously... it's like she's afraid of making a joke

    next time i'm going to say "oh i thought you were serious"


    she's a little ditzy anyway


    she also calls home and says "Hi Eddie it's Janet"

    like he wouldn't know?

    she also uses his name throughout the whole conversation

    ok eddie...

    see you at home eddie

    leaving in a big eddie


    i don't know the last time i used my wife's name... i'm not sure i even remember it!
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    LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    i'm about to choke a coworker, lucky for him he left just before i nearly lost it.....:D
    i'm not happy yet.....
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    samicksamick Posts: 373
    ajedigecko wrote:
    choke her chicken....



    I love choking my own chicken........helps pass the time
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    thanks for reviving this one...

    it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.

    we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...

    aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"

    yes. she says "oh my golly"

    my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!

    :mad:
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    the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    bostonlou wrote:


    i don't know the last time i used my wife's name... i'm not sure i even remember it!

    this made me laugh, this is so true.

    i miss bostonlou
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    geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    who doesn't i've just known my co-worker for 2 weeks and i already don't like her, and that's cause she is self-righteous, order loving, moody bitch.

    there is also lazy guy working with us....but he's kinda cool, my annoyance and his downside is his lazyness.

    *edit* the guy actually reminds me of myself that's why he's kinda cool
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    TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    One of the funniest threads on here..
    I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane. :p
    My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.
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    AllIAmAllIAm Posts: 1,309
    thanks for reviving this one...

    it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.

    we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...

    aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"

    yes. she says "oh my golly"

    my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!

    :mad:

    funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.

    i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.

    isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever :)
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    The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    AllIAm wrote:
    funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.

    i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.

    isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever :)

    You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
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    edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    TrixieCat wrote:
    One of the funniest threads on here..
    I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane. :p
    My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.


    oh yes! that Fanch thread was hilarious!
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    AllIAmAllIAm Posts: 1,309
    The Champ wrote:
    You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..

    that would be a fun idea wouldn't it. it really baffles me that he has gone 50 years in this world and he still has no clue. if i talk to another coworker for more than 5 minutes he has to come over to see whats going on.

    and he clears his throat every 10 seconds. he cleared it 3 times while i typed this sentence.

    and he shovels his food in his mouth like a caveman.

    guess i had to get that off my chest. thanks Champ

    and thank you for the fact that im going to giggle all day thinking of this
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    drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Been over a month since this one had been antiqued. Thought I'd give it some air.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    His coworker sounds like the boss on Dead Like Me.
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    The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    His coworker sounds like the boss on Dead Like Me.

    'Dead Like Me?'
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    wow... what a day at work

    needed to read this to relax me

    classic stuff
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    libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    wow..this is an oldie. I had to re-read the OP. I have to say my coworkers are very cool. I haven't worked with an annoying person in a while now.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,083
    My co-workers are okay---i'd like to strangle my boss though.

    Hmm...just noticed bostonlou isn't around!!



    ;)
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    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    bostonlou wrote:
    sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day

    :lol: ..... I'll have to try this one....
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    last night i met the coworker who was the inspiration for this thread

    yes she needs to be choked ;)
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    last night i met the coworker who was the inspiration for this thread

    yes she needs to be choked ;)


    Go with it
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,370
    others, not mentioning any names ;) , have squeaked their way back onto this board....wonder why the op hasn't attempted/tried?
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    ECM wrote:
    bostonlou wrote:
    sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day

    :lol: ..... I'll have to try this one....


    hopefully your office doesn't have called ID

    or you know *67 ;)
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    ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    My husband works with condescending co-worker also. Every time said person comes over to him and starts being an ass, my husband lets him finish talking. Then he'll look right at him, gives the thumbs up and say, "Thanks Tips!" and goes right back to what he was doing. Works every time. :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,284
    others, not mentioning any names ;) , have squeaked their way back onto this board....wonder why the op hasn't attempted/tried?
    I'm pretty sure the op has tried, pleaded his case at The Hague and was denied a stay of execution.
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time


    Would you rather they answer with "Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you"? :lol::lol:
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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,354
    Oh that Bostonlou dude :lol::lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,284
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time
    Is her last name Brown??
    This weekend we rock Portland
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    Poncier wrote:
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time
    Is her last name Brown??

    she smells like brown?
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