I want to choke my coworker

norm

well it was fun while it lasted...you paint a good picture lou....and I'm happy for your peace and quiet....you should buy a poster to celebrate....:)

kinetic

cutback wrote:

well it was fun while it lasted...you paint a good picture lou....and I'm happy for your peace and quiet....you should buy a poster to celebrate....:)

i'm gonna miss reading this. i'm pretty sure i've worked with this woman, too. then i killed her. i mean, mentally, of course.

lou, you do paint a heck of a picture. thanks. buy two.

bostonlou

glad some of you enjoyed the story

i'm sure the new people will annoy me too... since anyone who interrupts my peace at work falls into this category


long live stirrup pants and holiday sweaters!!

norm

goodbye beatrice or henrietta or whatever the hell her name is.......stop being on of these people

cory

My penis is a negro named James and he enjoys drinking malt liquor and fucking white women.

bostonlou

well.........

i have a new neighbor


i think things will be "ok"

but this one is so nice it's kind of annoying

she's always using people's names "hi lou, how are you today?"

and she just spent 20 minutes on the phone crying because someone called and said their dog died



i don't want to choke her... i just want her to be less nicey nicey

cory

bostonlou wrote:

well.........

i have a new neighbor


i think things will be "ok"

but this one is so nice it's kind of annoying

she's always using people's names "hi lou, how are you today?"

and she just spent 20 minutes on the phone crying because someone called and said their dog died



i don't want to choke her... i just want her to be less nicey nicey

When my neighbors are being nice and chatty, I use the ole' "You may not be aware of this, but I don't fucking care" technique. I developed this approach in my mid-20's when I learned to hate people. It will do wonders in saving you time. My neighbors love me, by the way.

even flow?

bostonlou wrote:

well.........

i have a new neighbor


i think things will be "ok"

but this one is so nice it's kind of annoying

she's always using people's names "hi lou, how are you today?"

and she just spent 20 minutes on the phone crying because someone called and said their dog died



i don't want to choke her... i just want her to be less nicey nicey

Dude you have it easy. I get to hear Sri Lankan all day long. Live with that.

libragirl

omg this thread again....

yeah I felt like killing everyone in my office today...one of those days.

norm

http://www.iworkwithfools.com/images/idiotskill.jpg

lamperti77

cutback wrote:

http://www.iworkwithfools.com/images/idiotskill.jpg

That about sums it up. We've got a complete moron here that somehow graduated from a 4 year college. I think she has directions taped to her steering wheel just so she can get to work and home.

bostonlou

the inspiration for this thread now comes back and chats with someone in the next cube over


i will never be free

Ms. Haiku

bostonlou wrote:

the inspiration for this thread now comes back and chats with someone in the next cube over


i will never be free

You just gave me my first laugh of the day. Golly, I'm really sorry for you.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

bostonlou

well.. this doesn't have to do with the original but it's a story from my cube anyhoo



the lady in the cube next to me just smashed herself in the mouth with her phone

i can't stop laughing

first i hear the sound of something slamming off her teeth

then

she says "oww I just smashed myself in the mouth with my phone"

i immediately laughed out loud while 2 other cube neighbors asked if she was ok

now i'm surpressing the giggles

NY PJ1

bostonlou wrote:

well.. this doesn't have to do with the original but it's a story from my cube anyhoo



the lady in the cube next to me just smashed herself in the mouth with her phone

i can't stop laughing

first i hear the sound of something slamming off her teeth

then

she says "oww I just smashed myself in the mouth with my phone"

i immediately laughed out loud while 2 other cube neighbors asked if she was ok

now i'm surpressing the giggles

tell her to rub my nerve

crittables

bostonlou wrote:

well.. this doesn't have to do with the original but it's a story from my cube anyhoo



the lady in the cube next to me just smashed herself in the mouth with her phone

i can't stop laughing

first i hear the sound of something slamming off her teeth

then

she says "oww I just smashed myself in the mouth with my phone"

i immediately laughed out loud while 2 other cube neighbors asked if she was ok

now i'm surpressing the giggles

that's hilarious. and so stupid so probably something i would do too. today i scratched myself on the face with something a customer was returning. there was no easy way for me to do it either. i'm a moron.

Born2Jam

I never saw this thread before today.......I'm glad it was revived, cuz I just had a great laugh on company time!

I have a book of stories from my office, too. Although, not so much annoying.....we're a smaller company.....it's more like a dysfunctional family trying to work together.

Some of the younger ones I think were inbred right here.

norm

bostonlou wrote:

well.. this doesn't have to do with the original but it's a story from my cube anyhoo



the lady in the cube next to me just smashed herself in the mouth with her phone

i can't stop laughing

first i hear the sound of something slamming off her teeth

then

she says "oww I just smashed myself in the mouth with my phone"

i immediately laughed out loud while 2 other cube neighbors asked if she was ok

now i'm surpressing the giggles

what kind of f'ed up company is this?

bostonlou

so the lady who bashed herself in the mouth with the phone?


well


she just bent over to pick something up off the floor in between two chairs in the conference room

now... most of us realize that chairs swivel

but not this rocket scientist

so she puts her hand on one chair to balance herself... it swings away from her... knocking the arm of the other chair into her face

i kid you not...

i saw it happen and don't know how i didn't laugh





oh ... and at lunch today... i saw the original inspiration for this thread

she was out for a walk...

well ... let me correct that

i'm guessing it was a power walk

she had her pants hiked up to her tits and was swinging her arms like she was in a twist competition with chubby checker

anyone else annoyed by people who feel the need to walk that way? like they saw some fitness geek in the 70s do it so it obviously must be beneficial?

lamperti77

bostonlou wrote:

she was out for a walk...

well ... let me correct that

i'm guessing it was a power walk

she had her pants hiked up to her tits and was swinging her arms like she was in a twist competition with chubby checker

anyone else annoyed by people who feel the need to walk that way? like they saw some fitness geek in the 70s do it so it obviously must be beneficial?

sounds like the opposite of the women in the seinfeld episode who didn't swing her arms at all.

Does she have one of these in her office?