I want to choke my coworker

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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    today i definitely felt like choking someone.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    libragirl wrote:
    today i definitely felt like choking someone.
    i felt like choking a chicken!!! :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's just ended the phone call...

    did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?

    Does her husband look like Bert?
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,371
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's just ended the phone call...

    did i mention that she laughs like ernie sometimes?
    I think you need a different hobby than spying on your co-workers. Just kidding! However, really, B-Lou, isn't this getting a little out-of-hand? It's like you're taking pleasure in that which causes you a type of pain. I'm right, aren't I?



    (Again, just kidding :D)
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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    wait... she's called hubby to tell him about the mouth full of fucking nothing she just talked abotu with her mommy!
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    i felt like choking a chicken!!! :eek:

    yours?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    I think you need a different hobby than spying on your co-workers. Just kidding! However, really, B-Lou, isn't this getting a little out-of-hand? It's like you're taking pleasure in that which causes you a type of pain. I'm right, aren't I?

    (Again, just kidding :D)

    1) it's not spying since i'm sitting in my cube trying to do work *ahem* and I can hear her plain as day

    2) it's been out of hand for a while - i just decided recently to share

    3) I wouldn't say it's pain... it's a slight aggravation with a little bit of amazement mixed in... like i'm amazed at how fking stupid someone can be

    the pleasure is from sharing with you :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    ReleasH wrote:
    Does her husband look like Bert?
    not really

    he looks like a featherless red headed big bird who swallowed bert

    maybe
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    bostonlou wrote:
    not really

    he looks like a featherless red headed big bird who swallowed bert

    maybe

    The bastard child of Elmo and Big Bird??
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    libragirl wrote:
    yours?

    i'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    so no.

    :)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Lizard wrote:
    i'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    so no.

    :)


    are you two hitting on each other??

    so hot
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    bostonlou wrote:
    are you two hitting on each other??

    so hot


    Do you ever get you mind out of the gutter?








    Neither do I.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    cory wrote:
    Do you ever get you mind out of the gutter?

    Neither do I.


    i'm surprised you haven't visited the vagina therapy thread
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    bostonlou wrote:
    i'm surprised you haven't visited the vagina therapy thread


    I was going to write something funny, then I realized I wrote YOU mind instead of YOUR mind. It's such a rookie mistake. I think I'm going to check the grammatical douche bag thread.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    she's now telling her mommy how the rumor about tom brady is only a rumor from a brazilian newspaper
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    i'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    so no.

    :)


    oops..sorry about that. seems I'm mixing you up with another poster :D.

    But wait who's to say you don't own a chicken? You people all have your minds in the gutter :D
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    libragirl wrote:
    oops..sorry about that. seems I'm mixing you up with another poster :D.

    But wait who's to say you don't own a chicken? You people all have your minds in the gutter :D

    yeah--must be thinking of the KING--I am the ORIGINAL Lizard!!

    BTW, I can have a chicken BUT I don't, I have a rooster! :):p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    bostonlou wrote:
    she's now telling her mommy how the rumor about tom brady is only a rumor from a brazilian newspaper

    What's great about this thread is that it is therapy for you and entertainment for us. :)
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i was just able to make fun of her... it feels so good


    someone has their kid here at work

    so my buddy goes into her high pitch voice

    ooh that's so nice you came to have lunch with mommy... do you like to come to mommy's work??


    so i say to my other neighbor... "I think we should use that voice all the time"

    she starts laughing

    so of course my buddy needs to know what's going on...

    so we tell her

    and she says "I change my voice??? really?"

    we laugh at her some more

    then she comes over to me and says "research shows that talking to kids in a high pitched voice helps keep their attention better"

    or some shit... i'm just happy i made fun of her :)


    sad i know :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    yeah--must be thinking of the KING--I am the ORIGINAL Lizard!!

    BTW, I can have a chicken BUT I don't, I have a rooster! :):p

    :cool:
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.

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