I want to choke my coworker

bostonlou

lamperti77 wrote:

sounds like the opposite of the women in the seinfeld episode who didn't swing her arms at all.

Does she have one of these in her office?

no but i think she might have had a headband on

bostonlou

trixie brought up this thread in another thread

as well as I returned from a 2 week vacation today and although the coworker is no longer physically near me... she still annoys


she's in a server room which is very loud and she needs help (as usual)

so she calls my work cell phone from her work cell phone... so the reception was extra shitty...

yet she needed me to look something up on my laptop... so why not just call my desk?

anyway... she is so high pitched and whiny that i was yelling into my cell and she couldn't hear me... on top of the fact that she was asking for an ID and password to the server so anyone within 30 feet of me now knows the info

I ended up hanging up on her and later said my battery died... sorry


good times

norm

bostonlou wrote:

trixie brought up this thread in another thread

as well as I returned from a 2 week vacation today and although the coworker is no longer physically near me... she still annoys


she's in a server room which is very loud and she needs help (as usual)

so she calls my work cell phone from her work cell phone... so the reception was extra shitty...

yet she needed me to look something up on my laptop... so why not just call my desk?

anyway... she is so high pitched and whiny that i was yelling into my cell and she couldn't hear me... on top of the fact that she was asking for an ID and password to the server so anyone within 30 feet of me now knows the info

I ended up hanging up on her and later said my battery died... sorry


good times

welcome back lou.......why hasn't this woman been fired......:)

cory

The thing I'm most concerned with is....how in the fuck do you get a 2 week vacation?

P.S. Fuck your co-worker. She probably has a funny accent anyway;)

TrixieCat

I forgot about when she smashed herself in the mouth with the phone!!!
I am crying....I needed this today...tx

Poncier

cory wrote:

The thing I'm most concerned with is....how in the fuck do you get a 2 week vacation?

Rest of the company needed a break.

bostonlou

we had a company cook out last friday

they brought in a DJ for karaoke

so I spent most of the day trying to get stirrup lady up there ... with no luck

but she was so into everyone else... this one lady did waterfalls by TLC... and she did really well... she didn't look at the monitor... she did the whole rap in the middle... it was really good


but i couldn't help but watch stirrup lady the whole time... she was amazed at how good this woman was... trying to bob her head along with the beat... but she was so off... so i'm thinking to myself... wow... stirrup is really really white... she's got nothing in the rhythm department... it was amusing

but then the finale

so the woman finishes up the song... people start clapping

and stirrup...

stands up

and starts barking like a dog and wildly waving her fist in a circle...

someone needs to let her know that arsenio is off the air

it was a riot

bostonlou

so i'd like to choke a different co worker

but i figured i wouldn't start a new thread


so there's this lady

she's constantly saying to people "Oh I'm just kidding"... like they wouldn't know her stupid jokes were an attempt at humor... and she usually says it before anyone can react

it annoys me

Brain of J.Lo

bostonlou wrote:

she's constantly saying to people "Oh I'm just kidding"... like they wouldn't know her stupid jokes were an attempt at humor... and she usually says it before anyone can react

it annoys me

I HATE that.

drtyfrnk29

bostonlou wrote:

so i'd like to choke a different co worker

but i figured i wouldn't start a new thread


so there's this lady

she's constantly saying to people "Oh I'm just kidding"... like they wouldn't know her stupid jokes were an attempt at humor... and she usually says it before anyone can react

it annoys me

Do you work on the The View?

norm

why don't you shoot her?



just kidding!!

bostonlou

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

I HATE that.

seriously... it's like she's afraid of making a joke

next time i'm going to say "oh i thought you were serious"


she's a little ditzy anyway


she also calls home and says "Hi Eddie it's Janet"

like he wouldn't know?

she also uses his name throughout the whole conversation

ok eddie...

see you at home eddie

leaving in a big eddie


i don't know the last time i used my wife's name... i'm not sure i even remember it!

Linda

i'm about to choke a coworker, lucky for him he left just before i nearly lost it.....:D

samick

ajedigecko wrote:

choke her chicken....

I love choking my own chicken........helps pass the time

failedpersephone

thanks for reviving this one...

it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.

we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...

aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"

yes. she says "oh my golly"

my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!

:mad:

the wolf

bostonlou wrote:

i don't know the last time i used my wife's name... i'm not sure i even remember it!

this made me laugh, this is so true.

i miss bostonlou

genie

who doesn't i've just known my co-worker for 2 weeks and i already don't like her, and that's cause she is self-righteous, order loving, moody bitch.

there is also lazy guy working with us....but he's kinda cool, my annoyance and his downside is his lazyness.

*edit* the guy actually reminds me of myself that's why he's kinda cool

TrixieCat

One of the funniest threads on here..
I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane.
My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.

AllIAm

failedpersephone wrote:

thanks for reviving this one...

it seemed appropriate for me, since I too would love to choke my coworker...you know until that moment where their eyes turn reddish and they bulge a little...yep to that point.

we have been here since 8 am (PST) and she hasn't ONCE stopped talking on her personal cell phone. she came in talking...is sitting at her desk, hasn't even turned on her computer - is stirring YESTERDAY'S coffee (bleck!) and is laughing in a very high pitched giggle...oh my god - I think she is flirting...she even tosses her hair. UM the dude can't SEE you - it's not the jetsons! jeeeeesus...I fucking hate fridays...nothing gets done so I am basically stuck here at my desk in case the phone rings (it wont) and no other department is really operational...oh Friday's is like a bad poke in the ass...

aaaand, she is still talking...loudly. most of the conversation features the words "oh WOW! nooo!! oh! oh WOW! wait?? OH!! ahahahaa!! oh my golly!"

yes. she says "oh my golly"

my thumb wants to find her Sweet Spot on the neck and just SQUISH!

:mad:

funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.

i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.

isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever

The Champ

AllIAm wrote:

funny i think this is the week for asshole coworkers.. it must be a code or something.

i just found one of mine rifling through my desk while i sat here. when i asked him politely what he was looking for he said he was "looking for gum". mmm i dont know what world you live in that its cool to go through peoples personal space to look for gum.. but if i fuckin had gum i sure as hell wouldnt give it to you. its really awesome that he just took upon himself to go ahead and look.

isnt it amazing how we are the only perfect employees.. ever

You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..