***The Official Philadelphia Phillies 2012 Thread***

Phantom Pain

eeriepadave wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

Uncle Milty Fired as Hitting Coach

you saw that on their facebook status too?

No I get the CSN Text Alerts

Jearlpam0925

That's a shame because I wish it was that easy to fire the players...

Hitting coach = overrated coaching position. Professional hitters = expected to hit.

Phantom Pain

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

That's a shame because I wish it was that easy to fire the players...

Hitting coach = overrated coaching position. Professional hitters = expected to hit.

Yeah.... the old "coach takes the fall for the poor performance by the players"

Fuck it while we're at it fire the Phanatic I haven't laughed at his schtick in years

Jearlpam0925

Phantom Pain wrote:

Fuck it while we're at it fire the Phanatic I haven't laughed at his schtick in years

This I cannot agree with - you leave the Phanatic out of this!

The Fixer

at least the mets still suck

yep, that's how shitty this season has gotten

Phantom Pain

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

Fuck it while we're at it fire the Phanatic I haven't laughed at his schtick in years

This I cannot agree with - you leave the Phanatic out of this!

I'm sorry

I got a little carried away..I'm still bitter...that fucker never has ONCE fired a hot dog my way

Jearlpam0925

Phantom Pain wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

Fuck it while we're at it fire the Phanatic I haven't laughed at his schtick in years

This I cannot agree with - you leave the Phanatic out of this!

I'm sorry

I got a little carried away..I'm still bitter...that fucker never has ONCE fired a hot dog my way

Seriously. By the time I get to my seat on Sunday I think everyone will have killed each other.

Phantom Pain

Jearlpam0925 wrote:
Seriously. By the time I get to my seat on Sunday I think everyone will have killed each other.

It's been a rough go of it

I even changed my avatar to beastiality

The Fixer

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

I'm sorry

I got a little carried away..I'm still bitter...that fucker never has ONCE fired a hot dog my way

Seriously. By the time I get to my seat on Sunday I think everyone will have killed each other.

nah, it won't be until happ gives up a 5 spot in the first...then all hell is gonna break loose.

neilybabes86

Phantom Pain wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:
Seriously. By the time I get to my seat on Sunday I think everyone will have killed each other.

It's been a rough go of it

I even changed my avatar to beastiality

the best thing going on in here is your avatar

The Juggler

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

how has Anchor Man not been mentioned yet?

I think it was. I think Fixer mentioned it.

Another rotation movie which I quote-drop 24/7. I was Robert Goulet for Halloween one year. Followed the next year up with Burgundy. Then just used the same outfit for the next year when we were the dudes in the Bill Brasky skit. TA BILLLLLL BRASKY.

anchorman is the top comedy of our generation. hands down. top 5 of all time. if you say otherwise i will punch you in the mouth. straight shot.

ferrell's in a buddy cop-ish movie with mark whalberg coming out soon....actually ooks like it could be halfway decent from the couple of previews i saw.

neilybabes86

The Jeagler wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

how has Anchor Man not been mentioned yet?

I think it was. I think Fixer mentioned it.

Another rotation movie which I quote-drop 24/7. I was Robert Goulet for Halloween one year. Followed the next year up with Burgundy. Then just used the same outfit for the next year when we were the dudes in the Bill Brasky skit. TA BILLLLLL BRASKY.

anchorman is the top comedy of our generation. hands down. top 5 of all time. if you say otherwise i will punch you in the mouth. straight shot.

ferrell's in a buddy cop-ish movie with mark whalberg coming out soon....actually ooks like it could be halfway decent from the couple of previews i saw.

honestly..i never saw it ...come and get some

The Juggler

neilybabes86 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

anchorman is the top comedy of our generation. hands down. top 5 of all time. if you say otherwise i will punch you in the mouth. straight shot.

ferrell's in a buddy cop-ish movie with mark whalberg coming out soon....actually ooks like it could be halfway decent from the couple of previews i saw.

honestly..i never saw it ...come and get some

that can't be true. if it is, just further proof you're a fraud.

neilybabes86

The Jeagler wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

ferrell's in a buddy cop-ish movie with mark whalberg coming out soon....actually ooks like it could be halfway decent from the couple of previews i saw.

honestly..i never saw it ...come and get some

that can't be true. if it is, just further proof you're a fraud.[/quote]


only the end when appelgate falls into the pit

Cliffy6745

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Cliff, thanks for posting that. Just spent the last 5 minutes smiling watching that.

Spike Lee's best work was 'Do The Right Thing' then 25th.

Always remind me of this scene he did...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOxOR3x8FBQ

Yeah, man. That is a great scene.

The Juggler

neilybabes86 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

honestly..i never saw it ...come and get some

that can't be true. if it is, just further proof you're a fraud.

only the end when appelgate falls into the pit[/quote]

god bless that veronica corningstone

Cliffy6745

Oh my.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phi ... banez.html

This must be up for worst column of the baseball season. If only FJM were still around.

The Juggler

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Oh my.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phi ... banez.html

This must be up for worst column of the baseball season. If only FJM were still around.

the only good part about that article are the comments below it absolutely lambasting him for writing such rubbish.

Cliffy6745

The Jeagler wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Oh my.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phi ... banez.html

This must be up for worst column of the baseball season. If only FJM were still around.

the only good part about that article are the comments below it absolutely lambasting him for writing such rubbish.

Yeah, man. Only time I have ever seen the comments on any philly.com article not be idiotic. I would love to be on this phone call...


You thought you had a contending team this year. It didn't work out, but except for Cliff Lee (there's that name again) you still have the nucleus you thought so highly of in the spring. Now that Ken Griffey Jr . has retired, you could use a veteran with World Series experience. Remember, when Ibanez departed Seattle as a free agent, several players left behind described him as the best teammate they've ever had. He's wildly popular with your fans. He's hitting a little better lately. And, as a bonus, we'll pay half of the approximately $15.5 million he has left on his contract

Johnny Abruzzo

Cliffy6745 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Oh my.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phi ... banez.html

This must be up for worst column of the baseball season. If only FJM were still around.

the only good part about that article are the comments below it absolutely lambasting him for writing such rubbish.

Yeah, man. Only time I have ever seen the comments on any philly.com article not be idiotic. I would love to be on this phone call...


You thought you had a contending team this year. It didn't work out, but except for Cliff Lee (there's that name again) you still have the nucleus you thought so highly of in the spring. Now that Ken Griffey Jr . has retired, you could use a veteran with World Series experience. Remember, when Ibanez departed Seattle as a free agent, several players left behind described him as the best teammate they've ever had. He's wildly popular with your fans. He's hitting a little better lately. And, as a bonus, we'll pay half of the approximately $15.5 million he has left on his contract

Paul Hagen usually makes a little bit of sense. This was just ridiculous. All the Daily News columnists are trying to outdo each other with absurd Phillies articles; I think they have a pool going or something. I'm ready to read about the Phanatic leading off.