3-3 after 6...well...it COULD be worse but the pitching better get their heads out of the asses
ibanez has been a nice addition i wasn't sure about him. i like what charlie did by batting him 6th and werth 5th. Pitching really needs to wake up Myers is the only one who has looked like a major league pitcher. 3-3 is ok with me the future looks bright to me. Go World Champs!!!!!
Harry's passing is definitely going to cast a shadow for a long time to come. C'mon Phils, time to win one for Harry the K !!! Gone , but he'll never be forgotton. Like Gene Hart and Richie Ashburn before him.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better"
Johan Cruijff
Does anyone else wanna punch Reuben Amaro in the head? Jesus...why in Gods name didnt we go after pitchers this off season? did anyone really think Moyer and Blanton were going to cut it for another season?
Does anyone else wanna punch Reuben Amaro in the head? Jesus...why in Gods name didnt we go after pitchers this off season? did anyone really think Moyer and Blanton were going to cut it for another season?
Well, the Phils have the 4th highest payroll in baseball right now at $129 million (behind the Yanks 201, Mets 149 and Cubs 134). How much more would you have liked them to spend?
I didn't agree with the Moyer signing and wanted them to get D Lowe. But Moyer is kind of a folk hero here now and there would have been a lot of outrage if the Phils let him go.
Dear Mets fans,
It's been a while since you last came to visit. You weren't missed all that much. We love to hate each other, sure, but it was kind of nice without you.
This is your first trip to town since last August. Philly has been a little busy since then. There was the World Series and the parade and the ring ceremony and, man, it just hasn't stopped. You probably saw most of it on TV since you didn't have much else to do after September. You remember all the pageantry that goes along with being a world champion, right? No? Well, maybe you have some faded pictures of 1986 in a shoebox somewhere.
This might be overstepping our relationship, but can we tell you something? You guys seem awfully haggard. It looks like you haven't slept much lately. Guess choking away two straight division titles will keep you up at night.
It has to be brutal to be a Mets fan. The Fightin's got off to a typically slow start and still managed to finish the first month of the season with an 11-9 record. That's where they were at this point last year - two games over .500 - and we all know how 2008 worked out for the Phils.
Meanwhile, the Mets enter the series having lost seven of their last 10. They're three games under .500 and looking sloppier every day.
Their season certainly hasn't gone over well with the New York media. Stories about the Mets are frequently peppered with words such as "pressure" and "anxiety" and "failure." And the headlines are even more vicious:
A Strange and Sad Season
Mets Remain Amazin'ly Powerless
Mets Can Produce Only More Frustration
And the best of the lot . . .
Ya Gotta Be Kidding
Things have gotten so ugly that David Wright has been openly booed at Citi Field. (A little advice: that kind of behavior is so unbecoming. You should try to be more like us - cool and calm and supportive.) A blogger for the Newark Star-Ledger even wrote that Wright is "the face of panic in New York's slow start." How far the all-star has fallen.
Jerry Manuel has also taken a lot of heat. Last week, one of you guys made national news when you held up a homemade sign. It was an orange poster board with black letters and a simple, direct message: "Fire J. Manuel." The Mets fascist security guards didn't like that very much, and they confiscated the sign.
On top of all that, you're forced to pay outrageous prices to watch bad baseball at Citi Field - the not-so-impressive new park that the team plunked down next to a shanty town of shabby auto body shops. Even visitors from Detroit would find that area crummy.
While you're here on your mini-vacation, try to relax. Have a Schmitter and a few lagers and forget about your troubles at home. Soon enough, you'll be on the Jersey Turnpike again - headed back to New York to watch the Amazin's bungle their way through another season. That's an awfully grim fate.
For once, we won't blame you guys for making the trip down to Philly. Generally it bugs us. But if we had it that rough, we'd want to get away, too.
Sincerely,
Fightin's fans
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Dear Mets fans,
It's been a while since you last came to visit. You weren't missed all that much. We love to hate each other, sure, but it was kind of nice without you.
This is your first trip to town since last August. Philly has been a little busy since then. There was the World Series and the parade and the ring ceremony and, man, it just hasn't stopped. You probably saw most of it on TV since you didn't have much else to do after September. You remember all the pageantry that goes along with being a world champion, right? No? Well, maybe you have some faded pictures of 1986 in a shoebox somewhere.
This might be overstepping our relationship, but can we tell you something? You guys seem awfully haggard. It looks like you haven't slept much lately. Guess choking away two straight division titles will keep you up at night.
It has to be brutal to be a Mets fan. The Fightin's got off to a typically slow start and still managed to finish the first month of the season with an 11-9 record. That's where they were at this point last year - two games over .500 - and we all know how 2008 worked out for the Phils.
Meanwhile, the Mets enter the series having lost seven of their last 10. They're three games under .500 and looking sloppier every day.
Their season certainly hasn't gone over well with the New York media. Stories about the Mets are frequently peppered with words such as "pressure" and "anxiety" and "failure." And the headlines are even more vicious:
A Strange and Sad Season
Mets Remain Amazin'ly Powerless
Mets Can Produce Only More Frustration
And the best of the lot . . .
Ya Gotta Be Kidding
Things have gotten so ugly that David Wright has been openly booed at Citi Field. (A little advice: that kind of behavior is so unbecoming. You should try to be more like us - cool and calm and supportive.) A blogger for the Newark Star-Ledger even wrote that Wright is "the face of panic in New York's slow start." How far the all-star has fallen.
Jerry Manuel has also taken a lot of heat. Last week, one of you guys made national news when you held up a homemade sign. It was an orange poster board with black letters and a simple, direct message: "Fire J. Manuel." The Mets fascist security guards didn't like that very much, and they confiscated the sign.
On top of all that, you're forced to pay outrageous prices to watch bad baseball at Citi Field - the not-so-impressive new park that the team plunked down next to a shanty town of shabby auto body shops. Even visitors from Detroit would find that area crummy.
While you're here on your mini-vacation, try to relax. Have a Schmitter and a few lagers and forget about your troubles at home. Soon enough, you'll be on the Jersey Turnpike again - headed back to New York to watch the Amazin's bungle their way through another season. That's an awfully grim fate.
For once, we won't blame you guys for making the trip down to Philly. Generally it bugs us. But if we had it that rough, we'd want to get away, too.
Sincerely,
Fightin's fans
I am a fan of neither team, but three words that I would NEVER EVER use to describe Philly fans are cool, calm, and supportive...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BTej926Pvo
Dear Mets fans,
It's been a while since you last came to visit. You weren't missed all that much. We love to hate each other, sure, but it was kind of nice without you.
This is your first trip to town since last August. Philly has been a little busy since then. There was the World Series and the parade and the ring ceremony and, man, it just hasn't stopped. You probably saw most of it on TV since you didn't have much else to do after September. You remember all the pageantry that goes along with being a world champion, right? No? Well, maybe you have some faded pictures of 1986 in a shoebox somewhere.
This might be overstepping our relationship, but can we tell you something? You guys seem awfully haggard. It looks like you haven't slept much lately. Guess choking away two straight division titles will keep you up at night.
It has to be brutal to be a Mets fan. The Fightin's got off to a typically slow start and still managed to finish the first month of the season with an 11-9 record. That's where they were at this point last year - two games over .500 - and we all know how 2008 worked out for the Phils.
Meanwhile, the Mets enter the series having lost seven of their last 10. They're three games under .500 and looking sloppier every day.
Their season certainly hasn't gone over well with the New York media. Stories about the Mets are frequently peppered with words such as "pressure" and "anxiety" and "failure." And the headlines are even more vicious:
A Strange and Sad Season
Mets Remain Amazin'ly Powerless
Mets Can Produce Only More Frustration
And the best of the lot . . .
Ya Gotta Be Kidding
Things have gotten so ugly that David Wright has been openly booed at Citi Field. (A little advice: that kind of behavior is so unbecoming. You should try to be more like us - cool and calm and supportive.) A blogger for the Newark Star-Ledger even wrote that Wright is "the face of panic in New York's slow start." How far the all-star has fallen.
Jerry Manuel has also taken a lot of heat. Last week, one of you guys made national news when you held up a homemade sign. It was an orange poster board with black letters and a simple, direct message: "Fire J. Manuel." The Mets fascist security guards didn't like that very much, and they confiscated the sign.
On top of all that, you're forced to pay outrageous prices to watch bad baseball at Citi Field - the not-so-impressive new park that the team plunked down next to a shanty town of shabby auto body shops. Even visitors from Detroit would find that area crummy.
While you're here on your mini-vacation, try to relax. Have a Schmitter and a few lagers and forget about your troubles at home. Soon enough, you'll be on the Jersey Turnpike again - headed back to New York to watch the Amazin's bungle their way through another season. That's an awfully grim fate.
For once, we won't blame you guys for making the trip down to Philly. Generally it bugs us. But if we had it that rough, we'd want to get away, too.
Sincerely,
Fightin's fans
I am a fan of neither team, but three words that I would NEVER EVER use to describe Philly fans are cool, calm, and supportive...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BTej926Pvo
yea i can agree with you on that one....we were the ones throwing beer bottles at Santa Claus..
Damn that ballpark is a joke..Pelfrey almost hit one out..lol...and that shot off the wrist by Utley wouldn't have traveled beyond the infield at Citi..no wonder these guys have a million jacks..shit, Beltran would have at least 20 home runs by now playing in that kiddie park..fuckers ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Yea i'm a little iffy about park tonight...if he has another crappy showing i have a good feeling his spot in the rotation is going to be yanked for a while...
Hopefully the flyin Hawaiin's bat stay's hot...the whole offense has been pretty nasty...fewest games played in the league but still lead the NL in Homers, Slugging %, and runs per game...i'll take that..
Unfortunately, Santana is due a bad outing..hopefully it's not tonight..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
The Phillies face lefthander Johan Santana tonight in their first game this season against the Mets' ace. Santana was 2-0 with a 2.97 earned run average against the Phils last season, but several Phillies hitters - including two lefties - have had success against the pitcher.
Raul Ibanez, playing for Kansas City and Seattle, is 12 for 34 (.353) lifetime against Santana with one home run; Ryan Howard is 6 for 14 (.429) with two home runs; and righthander Jayson Werth is 5 for 16 (.313) with one homer."
The Phillies face lefthander Johan Santana tonight in their first game this season against the Mets' ace. Santana was 2-0 with a 2.97 earned run average against the Phils last season, but several Phillies hitters - including two lefties - have had success against the pitcher.
Raul Ibanez, playing for Kansas City and Seattle, is 12 for 34 (.353) lifetime against Santana with one home run; Ryan Howard is 6 for 14 (.429) with two home runs; and righthander Jayson Werth is 5 for 16 (.313) with one homer."
Sounds like good numbers...
Sorry that shit didn't work out for you ..Santana is the best pitcher in baseball by far..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Sorry that shit didn't work out for you ..Santana is the best pitcher in baseball by far..
Hmmm if you would have said you'd be in the game with Chan Ho Park going up against Santana and would lose the game 1-0 because of a Pete Happy error... I think most Phils fans, while not happy about the loss, wouldn't be terribly upset.
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The Phillies face lefthander Johan Santana tonight in their first game this season against the Mets' ace. Santana was 2-0 with a 2.97 earned run average against the Phils last season, but several Phillies hitters - including two lefties - have had success against the pitcher.
Raul Ibanez, playing for Kansas City and Seattle, is 12 for 34 (.353) lifetime against Santana with one home run; Ryan Howard is 6 for 14 (.429) with two home runs; and righthander Jayson Werth is 5 for 16 (.313) with one homer."
Sounds like good numbers...
Sorry that shit didn't work out for you ..Santana is the best pitcher in baseball by far..
Man nobody was hitting the ball last night
Feliz one of the best fielding 3rd basemen has a brain fart to cost the Phils the game
You guys made Chan Ho look like a Cy Young Candidate
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
That's what I'm talking about boys! No chocking this year with a solid bullpen and K-Rod slamming the fucking door! Nice little sweep here but am still pissed about losing Saturday though..anyway, till next time..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
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9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better"
Johan Cruijff
9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
Listening and watching the Phils will never be the same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qTMYMBMy3g
RIP Harry you were the best
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
Well, the Phils have the 4th highest payroll in baseball right now at $129 million (behind the Yanks 201, Mets 149 and Cubs 134). How much more would you have liked them to spend?
I didn't agree with the Moyer signing and wanted them to get D Lowe. But Moyer is kind of a folk hero here now and there would have been a lot of outrage if the Phils let him go.
- 8/28/98
- 9/2/00
- 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
- 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
- 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
- 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
- 8/2/07, 8/5/07
- 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
- 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
- 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
- 9/11/11, 9/12/11
- 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
Same here. Hopefully Moyer has a good game tonight because I'm taking my dad to the game.
- 8/28/98
- 9/2/00
- 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
- 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
- 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
- 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
- 8/2/07, 8/5/07
- 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
- 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
- 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
- 9/11/11, 9/12/11
- 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
Bring on the Mets bitches!!!
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10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
nice...i'll be at the game on Sat just hoping it doesn't get rained out...
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Gonzo: Poor Mets, poor fansBy John Gonzalez
Inquirer Columnist
Dear Mets fans,
It's been a while since you last came to visit. You weren't missed all that much. We love to hate each other, sure, but it was kind of nice without you.
This is your first trip to town since last August. Philly has been a little busy since then. There was the World Series and the parade and the ring ceremony and, man, it just hasn't stopped. You probably saw most of it on TV since you didn't have much else to do after September. You remember all the pageantry that goes along with being a world champion, right? No? Well, maybe you have some faded pictures of 1986 in a shoebox somewhere.
This might be overstepping our relationship, but can we tell you something? You guys seem awfully haggard. It looks like you haven't slept much lately. Guess choking away two straight division titles will keep you up at night.
It has to be brutal to be a Mets fan. The Fightin's got off to a typically slow start and still managed to finish the first month of the season with an 11-9 record. That's where they were at this point last year - two games over .500 - and we all know how 2008 worked out for the Phils.
Meanwhile, the Mets enter the series having lost seven of their last 10. They're three games under .500 and looking sloppier every day.
Their season certainly hasn't gone over well with the New York media. Stories about the Mets are frequently peppered with words such as "pressure" and "anxiety" and "failure." And the headlines are even more vicious:
A Strange and Sad Season
Mets Remain Amazin'ly Powerless
Mets Can Produce Only More Frustration
And the best of the lot . . .
Ya Gotta Be Kidding
Things have gotten so ugly that David Wright has been openly booed at Citi Field. (A little advice: that kind of behavior is so unbecoming. You should try to be more like us - cool and calm and supportive.) A blogger for the Newark Star-Ledger even wrote that Wright is "the face of panic in New York's slow start." How far the all-star has fallen.
Jerry Manuel has also taken a lot of heat. Last week, one of you guys made national news when you held up a homemade sign. It was an orange poster board with black letters and a simple, direct message: "Fire J. Manuel." The Mets fascist security guards didn't like that very much, and they confiscated the sign.
On top of all that, you're forced to pay outrageous prices to watch bad baseball at Citi Field - the not-so-impressive new park that the team plunked down next to a shanty town of shabby auto body shops. Even visitors from Detroit would find that area crummy.
While you're here on your mini-vacation, try to relax. Have a Schmitter and a few lagers and forget about your troubles at home. Soon enough, you'll be on the Jersey Turnpike again - headed back to New York to watch the Amazin's bungle their way through another season. That's an awfully grim fate.
For once, we won't blame you guys for making the trip down to Philly. Generally it bugs us. But if we had it that rough, we'd want to get away, too.
Sincerely,
Fightin's fans
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I'm heading down tonight. Hopefully they get all the games in this weekend without too many problems.
Go Phils!!
Woah Dude !
Whats with that creepy eye ?!?!
Kinda looks like Vinnie from Doogie Howser
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
yea i can agree with you on that one....we were the ones throwing beer bottles at Santa Claus..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I hope Charlie has Park on a short leash tonight. I would love to see J.A. get the start tonight.
Our bats have been red-hot, so maybe we'll find a way to get 6 runs off Santana...we're going to need them.
Hopefully the flyin Hawaiin's bat stay's hot...the whole offense has been pretty nasty...fewest games played in the league but still lead the NL in Homers, Slugging %, and runs per game...i'll take that..
Yeah this match up is kinda lopsided
Take a crap load of pitches and make Santana work for his out and maybe get him out of there by the 6th
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
That may be so....
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phi ... t_off.html
"Santana awaits
The Phillies face lefthander Johan Santana tonight in their first game this season against the Mets' ace. Santana was 2-0 with a 2.97 earned run average against the Phils last season, but several Phillies hitters - including two lefties - have had success against the pitcher.
Raul Ibanez, playing for Kansas City and Seattle, is 12 for 34 (.353) lifetime against Santana with one home run; Ryan Howard is 6 for 14 (.429) with two home runs; and righthander Jayson Werth is 5 for 16 (.313) with one homer."
Sounds like good numbers...
Sorry that shit didn't work out for you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Hmmm if you would have said you'd be in the game with Chan Ho Park going up against Santana and would lose the game 1-0 because of a Pete Happy error... I think most Phils fans, while not happy about the loss, wouldn't be terribly upset.
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Man nobody was hitting the ball last night
Feliz one of the best fielding 3rd basemen has a brain fart to cost the Phils the game
You guys made Chan Ho look like a Cy Young Candidate
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'