oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
A bit too wordy to be successful if you ask me. But I do appreciate the inclusion of dunk and myself in a fetal attempt to garner a few extra units sold.
It needs to be fine-tuned. Ask Dunk. His ones need it all the time, he's probably learned something.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....
Didn't you say you think the Carry On films are genius? :rolleyes:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....
yeah what he said..
all this boasting from you both yet i've smirked less than a stroke victim
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
all this boasting from you both yet i've smirked less than a stroke victim
How big did you say your little man downstairs was Dunk? since we're calling everyone on boasting here
This is good-natured fun. I neither feel that myself and Harmless are better than you, Jamie or Mookie, nor do I feel that we are inferior. We should all form a Monty Python-esque collective of humour-mongerers.
Who's with me?
EDIT: and in my experience, stroke victims can be prone to perma-smirks. it's to do with the slackening of facial muscles or some shit.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
to escape you 2 dullards trying to tell it the rules of chess
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
How big did you say your little man downstairs was Dunk? since we're calling everyone on boasting here
This is good-natured fun. I neither feel that myself and Harmless are better than you, Jamie or Mookie, nor do I feel that we are inferior. We should all form a Monty Python-esque collective of humour-mongerers.
Who's with me?
EDIT: and in my experience, stroke victims can be prone to perma-smirks. it's to do with the slackening of facial muscles or some shit.
What Dunk didn't know.. until now.. is that when I waver from being funny it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I did wet myself, but it had nothing to do with anything coming from them.
Do you suffer from 'land mass'?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Y'see that lads, that's self-deprecation (a big word with a hyphen and everything, I know. Look it up and you'll be alright). An intermediate comedy device at least. We'll see you in a few years ok?
God Dammit! HLF tried to convince me that Self Deprecation was an act that took place in a bathroom with a banana and a vat of vaseline. I knew he was wrong.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
What Dunk didn't know.. until now.. is that when I waver from being funny it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody.
oh you mean stuff like "how do i open a bottle without a bottle opener" .. stuff like that
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I did wet myself, but it had nothing to do with anything coming from them.
Check out that thread of HLF's that Dunk posted earlier. Your man did a whole little bit about incontinence that might help you understand your little problem
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
oh you mean stuff like "how do i open a bottle without a bottle opener" .. stuff like that
:D:D when did this just become a little bitching competition between people who do actually get on? I think we lost the girls a few pages back with this...
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
when did this just become a little bitching competition between people who do actually get on? I think we lost the girls a few pages back with this...
Who? Me and Dunk? Get on?
Fuck that. :rolleyes:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
God Dammit! HLF tried to convince me that Self Deprecation was an act that took place in a bathroom with a banana and a vat of vaseline. I knew he was wrong.
No, I said that was called 'Fun Time'. Keep up!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
you do know there ain't a pot of gold up there, right?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody.
We all know about you being the founding member of the Transformer Tweenie fanclub and all the hard work you've performed for them. But I think that your theory on who would win a fight between the original Optimus Prime and the modern day Optimus Prime isn't solving world peace, so for the time being a return to comedy would be most appreciated.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
We all know about you being the founding member of the Transformer Tweenie fanclub and all the hard work you've performed for them. But I think that theory on who would win a fight between the original Optimus Prime and the modern day Optimus Prime is solving world peace, so for the time being a return to comedy would be most appreciated.
That's a back-handed way of saying I'm funny, right?
Thanks.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
:eek: That's a great idea! As long as yourself, harmless, Mookie, dunk... and the others don't get involved!
Thank you I'm glad you like the idea. I don't think the others will though. We are caught in a vicious cycle of personal slurs and character defamation :(
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
We are caught in a vicious cycle of personal slurs and character defamation :(
Aww isn't it GREAT??
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Next time he lift his kilt, I'll have a look and see.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
:D:D when did this just become a little bitching competition between people who do actually get on? I think we lost the girls a few pages back with this...
we're always losing girls on this forum... i used to have 6 stalkers... now i'm down to 8!!!! one of them claims to be a mathmetician, she keeps asking me if i'm interested in an x+y=Zsome.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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nah you didn't say anything wrong
It needs to be fine-tuned. Ask Dunk. His ones need it all the time, he's probably learned something.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Didn't you say you think the Carry On films are genius? :rolleyes:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
yeah what he said..
all this boasting from you both yet i've smirked less than a stroke victim
This is good-natured fun. I neither feel that myself and Harmless are better than you, Jamie or Mookie, nor do I feel that we are inferior. We should all form a Monty Python-esque collective of humour-mongerers.
Who's with me?
EDIT: and in my experience, stroke victims can be prone to perma-smirks. it's to do with the slackening of facial muscles or some shit.
to escape you 2 dullards trying to tell it the rules of chess
I did wet myself, but it had nothing to do with anything coming from them.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
What Dunk didn't know.. until now.. is that when I waver from being funny it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Do you suffer from 'land mass'?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
God Dammit! HLF tried to convince me that Self Deprecation was an act that took place in a bathroom with a banana and a vat of vaseline. I knew he was wrong.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
oh you mean stuff like "how do i open a bottle without a bottle opener" .. stuff like that
Who? Me and Dunk? Get on?
Fuck that. :rolleyes:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
No, I said that was called 'Fun Time'. Keep up!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Now, that's foony lad..that's foony.
:eek: That's a great idea! As long as yourself, harmless, Mookie, dunk... and the others don't get involved!
We all know about you being the founding member of the Transformer Tweenie fanclub and all the hard work you've performed for them. But I think that your theory on who would win a fight between the original Optimus Prime and the modern day Optimus Prime isn't solving world peace, so for the time being a return to comedy would be most appreciated.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
That's a back-handed way of saying I'm funny, right?
Thanks.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
You know what they say about doing it back-handed, you get to pretend that someone else is doing it to you.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Aww isn't it GREAT??
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
That sounds like a great idea for a new sitcom.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
we're always losing girls on this forum... i used to have 6 stalkers... now i'm down to 8!!!! one of them claims to be a mathmetician, she keeps asking me if i'm interested in an x+y=Zsome.