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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I suggested it to a friend and she told me "I'm not just saying this because we are friends but you are the funniest, most sharp-witted guy I know". She was probably drunk but I don't give a shit.


    she was being untruthful ... i get told that same line by girls all the time.. although in my case they are telling the truth.. they are nuns and nuns never lie
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    For the love of all that is pure and holy, download Rant in E Minor by Bill Hicks. For my heathen atheist ass, this is the Bible. If you are ever feeling angry, stick it on and just know that someone else was angrier. If you ever feel satirical, stick it on and listen to a man preach the truth :D It's so good. It's not even comedy, it's like humorous but important philosophy.

    But yes, I have the same desire. I decided a month or so ago to try it but I haven't made any steps in that direction. I think I could be good. I suggested it to a friend and she told me "I'm not just saying this because we are friends but you are the funniest, most sharp-witted guy I know". She was probably drunk but I don't give a shit.

    I think we should get a five minute spot with Dunk... a trio.

    (Trio Dunk, trio.... not threesome)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i think there is something called a 'buddy list".. in the same area as 'ignore list'

    If I'm too lazy to put anyone on my ignore list, I'm sure as hell not going to add anyone to my buddy list. A buddy list sounds queerer than a Liberace yard sale.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    she was being untruthful ... i get told that same line by girls all the time.. although in my case they are telling the truth.. they are nuns and nuns never lie

    Did they tell you that nuns have a sense of humour?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Did they tell you that nuns have a sense of humour?


    they werent real nuns :rolleyes:... they were going to a "come as a photo-negative" party
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I think we should get a five minute spot with Dunk... a trio.

    (Trio Dunk, trio.... not threesome)
    Ok but after his mean comment about my potential hilarity, can he be the source of our mockery and the butt of all jokes? Our comedy gimp if you will?

    Still a trio though, definitely not a threesome.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Nah Mark, I meant the LIST is in your head. The friends are real. honest :o

    Or at least I am *makes sad, imploring face for forgiveness*

    Not gay. Not gay at all.

    Yeah I'm sort of kidding. Sorry if that appeared dark or self-deprecating. My comedy is cerebral remember. It treads that dark territory in which you're not sure whether to laugh or gouge your eyes out with a cumpus.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    they werent real nuns :rolleyes:... they were going to a "come as a photo-negative" party

    LOL that was pretty good. Do you reckon it could go in the act Jeremy? He probably fuckin stole it anyway..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah I'm sort of kidding. Sorry if that appeared dark or self-deprecating. My comedy is cerebral remember. It treads that dark territory in which you're not sure whether to laugh or gouge your eyes out with a cumpus.


    what in the fucking world is a 'cumpus'? :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah I'm sort of kidding. Sorry if that appeared dark or self-deprecating. My comedy is cerebral remember. It treads that dark territory in which you're not sure whether to laugh or gouge your eyes out with a cumpus.
    I knew you were kidding dude. My comedy is sarcastic or ironic. It's so damn subtle that no one can ever tell though. I'm not even kidding this time for messageboard banter. Everytime I make a sarcastic or ironic comment to my mother, she thinks I'm serious. It's a potentially harmful gift but also quite amusing.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL that was pretty good. Do you reckon it could go in the act Jeremy? He probably fuckin stole it anyway..
    It's pretty damn funny. In which case, one of us has to deliver it and he gets not a fucking jot of credit.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    what in the fucking world is a 'cumpus'? :D:D

    Something he "picked" up from his tattoo artist.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL that was pretty good. Do you reckon it could go in the act Jeremy? He probably fuckin stole it anyway..


    hey you two are on your own :)


    mooks.. me and you? against this pair?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I knew you were kidding dude. My comedy is sarcastic or ironic. It's so damn subtle that no one can ever tell though. I'm not even kidding this time for messageboard banter. Everytime I make a sarcastic or ironic comment to my mother, she thinks I'm serious. It's a potentially harmful gift but also quite amusing.

    Hmmm... together we could take the comedy world by storm.

    Except 'subtle; sarcastic'.... aren't those words which unfunny people use? ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    hey you two are on your own :)


    mooks.. me and you? against this pair?

    Oh... a comedy SLAM! :cool:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    hey you two are on your own :)


    mooks.. me and you? against this pair?

    Just name the time and place. As long as it doesn't interfere with my naptime.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Aww. This is so sweet. Am I still allowed in this thread, even though you guys are being 'funny'. ;)
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hmmm... together we could take the comedy world by storm.

    Except 'subtle; sarcastic'.... aren't those words which unfunny people use? ;)
    No no, I lure them into a false sense of security by being snidely offensive in a manner in which they do not realise, such is my staggering sense of timing and subtlety, until they are feeling comfortable and hoping for a night of tame slapstick. Then you come in with the pitch-black humour of a devil and literally rip their faces off.


    Or something...
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    what in the fucking world is a 'cumpus'? :D:D

    It's what comes out when you have hydrocephalus. Aint that the truth HLF? Itches like hell apparently.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    what in the fucking world is a 'cumpus'? :D:D

    Isn't that the way it's fucking spelt? Or did you want me to say 'a pair of....'

    Either way, fuck off. :D

    I thought a 'compass' was the tool with the erect arrow pointing true north.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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