oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Well, I was confused earlier by some fancy words ergo I now sit here with my dic' in my right hand.
ok, I don't like the fact that ergo has become word of the day.
Can we have a new one?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
ok, I don't like the fact that ergo has become word of the day.
Can we have a new one?
Dairy.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I've forgotten what that word MEANS.... No, but I like soya milk.... No, I'm not 50/50 on it, I'm perfectly sure I had milk.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
brilliant... now join Mookie and I... together we three could 'lure the heart'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
fuck knows... i was just doing 'rule the earth' in the guise of a dyslexic god...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
This is why me and Harmless will win in the battle of the comedians. Youth. No one wants to go and see a bunch of middle aged comedy hacks who can actually remember Pat Benatar songs, rather than just the name
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
fuck knows... i was just doing 'rule the earth' in the guise of a dyslexic god...
OK so Dunk you're doing OK but in the next stage of the competition I want you to try and avoid using the word 'Dyslexic'. It was comedy gold the first few hundred times, but...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
OK so Dunk you're doing OK but in the next stage of the competition I want you to try and avoid using the word 'Dyslexic'. It was comedy gold the first few hundred times, but...
the day i take 'tips' from you is the day known as Armageddon.
i'll remove dyslexic but then you cant use cripple again...
so that leaves you with a joke about knitting and a rather shit story about factory measuring
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?
Haha to be honest, though he is my comedy buddy, that cracked me up too
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?
PhotoFUCKOFF.com
But seriously, I laughed at myself don't worry.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Haha to be honest, though he is my comedy buddy, that cracked me up too
Some of the BEST comedy is accidental (That's what we'll tell the media.. don't worry, I've got it covered.)
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
yeah I think you did. I always find that difficult though. I'm a fucking english lit student and whenever I write "humouring", it just looks so wrong. It makes a bit sad inside...
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Some of the BEST comedy is accidental (That's what we'll tell the media.. don't worry, I've got it covered.)
But of course
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
and yes my reply to that thread does indeed use 'dyslexic'... but it was just so good
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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awww, has it been a long time since you made someone misspell with excitement, dunkie???
*mock whisper* try using your thumbs in a counter clockwise fashion.
nope.. happens all the time.. i go on http://www.dyslexics.co.uk/forums a lot... i'm a god of excitement on that forum.
Can we have a new one?
Dairy.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I just had a glass of milk. Which is Dairy.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Breast, soy, or 50/50?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I've forgotten what that word MEANS.... No, but I like soya milk.... No, I'm not 50/50 on it, I'm perfectly sure I had milk.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Count me in, where do I sing ?
Pat Benatar, right?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Wednesday is Karaoke night. Come back then.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
fuck knows... i was just doing 'rule the earth' in the guise of a dyslexic god...
OK so Dunk you're doing OK but in the next stage of the competition I want you to try and avoid using the word 'Dyslexic'. It was comedy gold the first few hundred times, but...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I was with you, honest.
the day i take 'tips' from you is the day known as Armageddon.
i'll remove dyslexic but then you cant use cripple again...
so that leaves you with a joke about knitting and a rather shit story about factory measuring
His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
PhotoFUCKOFF.com
But seriously, I laughed at myself don't worry.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Some of the BEST comedy is accidental
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I thought you were humouring them?!? :eek:
Did I spell that right?
I always thought some of the BEST comedy was Occidental. Those native bastards are some goofy sons of bitches!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I'm glad you thought I was, it's a nice thought.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
it reminds me of his "best 80's kids TV show" thread.. on the OTHER MUSIC forum
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4947455
and yes my reply to that thread does indeed use 'dyslexic'... but it was just so good