Aww. This is so sweet. Am I still allowed in this thread, even though you guys are being 'funny'.
Yes you are, as long as you leave your inverted commas at home. They hurt my ego.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Aww. This is so sweet. Am I still allowed in this thread, even though you guys are being 'funny'.
That might be the single most patronising, demasculising utterance I've ever heard. :D
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Isn't that the way it's fucking spelt? Or did you want me to say 'a pair of....'
Either way, fuck off.
I thought a 'compass' was the tool with the erect arrow pointing true north.
you have 7 degrees in book crap... you tell me how its spelled?
so me and mookie9999 against BeverlyHills90210 and Mister 'Ohhhh i'm too scared to use a swear word at the end of my username incase mommy looks at my internet history'.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
That might be the single most patronising, demasculising utterance I've ever heard. :D
It really is she comes across as so nice and sweet but she can really kick you in the balls if she wants
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
you have 7 degrees in book crap... you tell me how its spelled?
so me and mookie9999 against BeverlyHills90210 and Mister 'Ohhhh i'm too scared to use a swear word at the end of my username incase mommy looks at my internet history'.
Look "broseph"... if you don't stop calling me BeverlyHills90210, I'm going to take a little trip to Castle Fuckula and stick a boxset of said 90s TV abomination down your throat.
Capiche?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
so me and mookie9999 against BeverlyHills90210 and Mister 'Ohhhh i'm too scared to use a swear word at the end of my username incase mommy looks at my internet history'.
HAHA!
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
More than when the doctor that birthed you proclaimed "It's A Girl!"?
No, that was only a flawed medical diagnosis.... for which I forgave him later. Turned out I wasn't a girl, I was only a cripple.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'll go hang out with the girls. They're less sensitive. (I can't help it! I'm SO sorry)!
SEE HARMLESS?! no one understands when I'm kidding
Stay here, please? We need a female to balance out Dunk's raging testosterone fueled sense of self-doubt and deep-seated insecurity.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I'll go hang out with the girls. They're less sensitive. (I can't help it! I'm SO sorry)!
AAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my balls are shrinking as you speak.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Look "broseph"... if you don't stop calling me BeverlyHills90210, I'm going to take a little trip to Castle Fuckula and stick a boxset of said 90s TV abomination down your throat.
Capiche?
i understand... sorry but it was just a Miss Spelling
(that joke means you're behind us 2.. it was that good )
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i understand... sorry but it was just a Miss Spelling
(that joke means you're behind us 2.. it was that good )
AHAHAHAHA
Did you catch the one with the girl and the cripple? It was good. I used the word 'cripple'. Oooooh there it was again. I'm controversial. Jongleurs would never book me.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
O.K. MAYDAY!! We need some super-fucking powerful MASCULINE, MANLY MAN FORCEFIELD around us.... now! *curls into foetal position*
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
O.K. MAYDAY!! We need some super-fucking powerful MASCULINE FORCEFIELD around us.... now! *curls into the foetal position*
you called
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
you're that excited you fell on your keyboard during the spelling of that didn't you
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Not unless you want me to wear you like a bullet proof jacket.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
its no use if you're later than a 15 year old chav's period though
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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That might be the single most patronising, demasculising utterance I've ever heard. :D
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you have 7 degrees in book crap... you tell me how its spelled?
so me and mookie9999 against BeverlyHills90210 and Mister 'Ohhhh i'm too scared to use a swear word at the end of my username incase mommy looks at my internet history'.
:cool: I know.
More than when the doctor that birthed you proclaimed "It's A Girl!"?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Capiche?
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be funny.
I'll go hang out with the girls. They're less sensitive. (I can't help it! I'm SO sorry)!
No, that was only a flawed medical diagnosis.... for which I forgave him later. Turned out I wasn't a girl, I was only a cripple.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Stay here, please? We need a female to balance out Dunk's raging testosterone fueled sense of self-doubt and deep-seated insecurity.
AAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my balls are shrinking as you speak.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i understand... sorry but it was just a Miss Spelling
(that joke means you're behind us 2.. it was that good )
AHAHAHAHA
Did you catch the one with the girl and the cripple? It was good. I used the word 'cripple'. Oooooh there it was again. I'm controversial. Jongleurs would never book me.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
well then you need to PM, me lovie...
Oh God not you....
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Don't do it HLF. Unless you want your voice to go up an octave and hair to grow between your toes.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
such, very very silly pets.
O.K. MAYDAY!! We need some super-fucking powerful MASCULINE, MANLY MAN FORCEFIELD around us.... now! *curls into foetal position*
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you called
YES! *Claps exstaticly with delight*
HAHAHA that was pretty funny 1 point to you....
The boys are still winning though. :cool:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you're that excited you fell on your keyboard during the spelling of that didn't you
Not unless you want me to wear you like a bullet proof jacket.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I was being serious! My girl's here now! Phew!
Oh. Did I? LOL!
(At least I know when to put in a question mark)!
Shouldn't she be disqualified for having a penis?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
its no use if you're later than a 15 year old chav's period though