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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "no probs, hey... did you ever invite Dunk for that 3some"

    HLF: "nah, he mentioned he had a Yoga video to make that night"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "get it yorself you lazy bastard''!

    HLF: "Oh. I'm so sorry, MCKB. You're right about everything. All the time''

    :)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    chadwick wrote:
    if you're gonna run with the big boys
    you gotta bear the bullshit for awhile
    type deal.

    the tattooist inks your flesh up nicely.
    ya pay them, walk out the door.
    that's all that their is to it.
    don't need no fucking gauze nurse hospital flippin thingy
    taped over the fucker.
    ointment is fine.
    after you get a few arms covered up and your back finished up
    you won't even know what ointment is.

    Dude I'm done with the ointment... it's healed... peeling now.... I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :)

    hahahahahaha
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :)

    LOL

    You've obviously done some soulsearching MCKB, you're smiling rather than getting :mad:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dude I'm done with the ointment... it's healed... peeling now.... I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.

    no i doubt it's he's gay.
    they all will tell ya moisturise, moisturise, moisturise.
    but whatever, it is important.
    it will itch for quite awhile.
    part of the deal bud.
    you're doin fine.
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.

    After this suggestion did he offer a happy ending?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    After this suggestion did he offer a happy ending?

    No. I thought about asking for my money back but the tattoo was just sweeet so I thought better of it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "no probs, hey... did you ever invite Dunk for that 3some"

    HLF: "nah, he mentioned he had a Yoga video to make that night"

    This calls for a resounding "hahahahaa"
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,185
    All this scratching is making me itch :)
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No. I thought about asking for my money back but the tattoo was just sweeet so I thought better of it.

    You need to find yourself a better tattoo parlor! Preferably one that is open 24 hours and has asian "tattoo" artists.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Foxy Mop
    Foxy Mop Posts: 2,823
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!

    Try vitamin E ointment and slap it when it gets itchy!
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    This is my kind of love...
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "no probs, hey... did you ever invite Dunk for that 3some"

    HLF: "nah, he mentioned he had a Yoga video to make that night"

    Dude you changed this post, which makes my reply to MCKB's smilie null and void! Thanks a fucking bunch! :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dude you changed this post, which makes my reply to MCKB's smilie null and void! Thanks a fucking bunch! :D


    i never changed a word :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i never changed a word :confused:

    First time I read it it said nothing about the threesome... or am I seeing things?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    i never changed a word :confused:
    I was just going to say that. there's no edit sign.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I was just going to say that. there's no edit sign.

    OK, carry on.... I am tired. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK, carry on.... I am tired. :D
    Nevermind man. Premature alzheimers is underrated anyways :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    First time I read it it said nothing about the threesome... or am I seeing things?

    Are you drunk on the Strongbow? ;):)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Are you drunk on the Strongbow? ;):)

    awww a post of sweet concern.

    ps. get a room


    p.p.s. and put the results on youtube
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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