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harmless_little_f***
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The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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I told you she had crabs!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
cool it baby, cool it!!!
he thought that meant she was gonna make dinner
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
the fucker isnt harmless anymore, so....
That'll just anger the little bastards. Abort mission! Abort!!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
That must mean it's working.
rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
:eek:
Are you sure you're talking about what I'm talking about?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Read this response and forgot what the hell thread I had entered into. Thought I was on that other "forum" I subscribe to.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
pah.. infernal itching is nothing.. internal itching is where the pain is at.. 3 days i tried to scratch my pancreas.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I don't think there's anything wrong with the stuff I'm using... it's peeling now so I'm guessing that's what's causing the itching... they say it's normal.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you gotta bear the bullshit for awhile
type deal.
the tattooist inks your flesh up nicely.
ya pay them, walk out the door.
that's all that their is to it.
don't need no fucking gauze nurse hospital flippin thingy
taped over the fucker.
ointment is fine.
after you get a few arms covered up and your back finished up
you won't even know what ointment is.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I thought I was going to conveniently skip the itching part, till today.... Aaaarrrrghhhhgffffffdyddrrfgc
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I was talking about your thread. LOL.
HLF: "oh this itches"
MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"
HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"
MCKB "no probs, hey... did you ever invite Dunk for that 3some"
HLF: "nah, he mentioned he had a Yoga video to make that night"
Dude I'm done with the ointment... it's healed... peeling now.... I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
hahahahahaha
LOL
You've obviously done some soulsearching MCKB, you're smiling rather than getting :mad:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
no i doubt it's he's gay.
they all will tell ya moisturise, moisturise, moisturise.
but whatever, it is important.
it will itch for quite awhile.
part of the deal bud.
you're doin fine.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
After this suggestion did he offer a happy ending?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
No. I thought about asking for my money back but the tattoo was just sweeet so I thought better of it.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
This calls for a resounding "hahahahaa"