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harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!

    I told you she had crabs!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!

    cool it baby, cool it!!!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I told you she had crabs!
    10 dollar hookers just ain't what they used to be.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    I feel your pain buddy.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I told you she had crabs!

    he thought that meant she was gonna make dinner
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!

    the fucker isnt harmless anymore, so....
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!

    That'll just anger the little bastards. Abort mission! Abort!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!

    That must mean it's working. ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Rub it with mittens on.

    rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
    :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Rub it with mittens on.

    rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
    :eek:

    Are you sure you're talking about what I'm talking about? ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Rub it with mittens on.

    rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
    :eek:

    Read this response and forgot what the hell thread I had entered into. Thought I was on that other "forum" I subscribe to.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!
    Use this instead
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!


    pah.. infernal itching is nothing.. internal itching is where the pain is at.. 3 days i tried to scratch my pancreas.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    he thought that meant she was gonna make dinner

    :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Poncier wrote:
    Use this instead

    I don't think there's anything wrong with the stuff I'm using... it's peeling now so I'm guessing that's what's causing the itching... they say it's normal.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    You MUST have known you were going to get this, harmless. :D
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if you're gonna run with the big boys
    you gotta bear the bullshit for awhile
    type deal.

    the tattooist inks your flesh up nicely.
    ya pay them, walk out the door.
    that's all that their is to it.
    don't need no fucking gauze nurse hospital flippin thingy
    taped over the fucker.
    ointment is fine.
    after you get a few arms covered up and your back finished up
    you won't even know what ointment is.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You MUST have known you were going to get this, harmless. :D

    I thought I was going to conveniently skip the itching part, till today.... Aaaarrrrghhhhgffffffdyddrrfgc
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I thought I was going to conveniently skip the itching part, till today.... Aaaarrrrghhhhgffffffdyddrrfgc

    I was talking about your thread. LOL.

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