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harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!

    I told you she had crabs!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!

    cool it baby, cool it!!!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,890
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I told you she had crabs!
    10 dollar hookers just ain't what they used to be.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    I feel your pain buddy.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I told you she had crabs!

    he thought that meant she was gonna make dinner
  • It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!

    the fucker isnt harmless anymore, so....
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!

    That'll just anger the little bastards. Abort mission! Abort!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!

    That must mean it's working. ;)
  • Rub it with mittens on.

    rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
    :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Rub it with mittens on.

    rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
    :eek:

    Are you sure you're talking about what I'm talking about? ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rub it with mittens on.

    rub it hard and then soft...and then it puts the lotion back on...
    :eek:

    Read this response and forgot what the hell thread I had entered into. Thought I was on that other "forum" I subscribe to.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,890
    It wasn't itching until I put moisturiser on the fucker!
    Use this instead
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    The infernal ITCHING! Someone make it stop!


    pah.. infernal itching is nothing.. internal itching is where the pain is at.. 3 days i tried to scratch my pancreas.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    he thought that meant she was gonna make dinner

    :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Poncier wrote:
    Use this instead

    I don't think there's anything wrong with the stuff I'm using... it's peeling now so I'm guessing that's what's causing the itching... they say it's normal.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • You MUST have known you were going to get this, harmless. :D
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    if you're gonna run with the big boys
    you gotta bear the bullshit for awhile
    type deal.

    the tattooist inks your flesh up nicely.
    ya pay them, walk out the door.
    that's all that their is to it.
    don't need no fucking gauze nurse hospital flippin thingy
    taped over the fucker.
    ointment is fine.
    after you get a few arms covered up and your back finished up
    you won't even know what ointment is.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • You MUST have known you were going to get this, harmless. :D

    I thought I was going to conveniently skip the itching part, till today.... Aaaarrrrghhhhgffffffdyddrrfgc
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • I thought I was going to conveniently skip the itching part, till today.... Aaaarrrrghhhhgffffffdyddrrfgc

    I was talking about your thread. LOL.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "no probs, hey... did you ever invite Dunk for that 3some"

    HLF: "nah, he mentioned he had a Yoga video to make that night"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "get it yorself you lazy bastard''!

    HLF: "Oh. I'm so sorry, MCKB. You're right about everything. All the time''

    :)
  • chadwick wrote:
    if you're gonna run with the big boys
    you gotta bear the bullshit for awhile
    type deal.

    the tattooist inks your flesh up nicely.
    ya pay them, walk out the door.
    that's all that their is to it.
    don't need no fucking gauze nurse hospital flippin thingy
    taped over the fucker.
    ointment is fine.
    after you get a few arms covered up and your back finished up
    you won't even know what ointment is.

    Dude I'm done with the ointment... it's healed... peeling now.... I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    :)

    hahahahahaha
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • :)

    LOL

    You've obviously done some soulsearching MCKB, you're smiling rather than getting :mad:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dude I'm done with the ointment... it's healed... peeling now.... I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.

    no i doubt it's he's gay.
    they all will tell ya moisturise, moisturise, moisturise.
    but whatever, it is important.
    it will itch for quite awhile.
    part of the deal bud.
    you're doin fine.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I was told at that stage, 'Moisturise! Moisturise! Moisturise!', at which point was the first time I wondered whether my tattooist might be gay.

    After this suggestion did he offer a happy ending?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    After this suggestion did he offer a happy ending?

    No. I thought about asking for my money back but the tattoo was just sweeet so I thought better of it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    get MCKB to scratch it for you

    HLF: "oh this itches"

    MCKB: "oh here snookums i'll scratch it for woo"

    HLF: "oh thanks babes... get me a cold Strongbow when you're up"

    MCKB "no probs, hey... did you ever invite Dunk for that 3some"

    HLF: "nah, he mentioned he had a Yoga video to make that night"

    This calls for a resounding "hahahahaa"
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,155
    All this scratching is making me itch :)
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