and yes my reply to that thread does indeed use 'dyslexic'... but it was just so good
Your joke about incontinence and "continent" was genuinely amusing, I must say. Bravo sir.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
He did that deliberate... ete ...ate... ly! he stole that show, dunk, not you!
stop defending loverboy ... he can do it just as poorly by himself
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
He did that deliberate... ete ...ate... ly! he stole that show, dunk, not you!
You seriously are defending me to the death aren't you! You're my favouritest.
P.S.
I didn't do it deliberately, I probably did it drunk.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You seriously are defending me to the death aren't you! You're my favouritest.
awwwwwwwwwww
lol.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
us 46..... and you two literary sardonic ever so slightly cerebral geniuses...eh... 1
:rolleyes:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I didn't realise I was. I honestly thought you were just trying to be funny!
D'oh!
How do you post a question in the wrong forum? How do you do that?!?!?!
I can ring you and take you through it if you want. It's easier than uploading a photograph to Photofuckit.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
It's supposed to be pointing AWAY from your penis.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
us 46..... and you two literary sardonic ever so slightly cerebral genuises...eh... 1
:rolleyes:
Literary, sardonic TOTALLY cerebral geniuses (note the spelling Dunk, sheesh) are always unappreciated in their time. You wait. Give it ten years when I've died of a junk overdose and people will be calling us the Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison of comedy.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
You seriously are defending me to the death aren't you! You're my favouritest.
P.S.
I didn't do it deliberately, I probably did it drunk.
HLF "oh i love you hunny bunny"
MCKB "fuck off crapple... its me and Dunk now"
HLF: "yeah ok... any chance of a Strongbow before you go?"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Literary, sardonic TOTALLY cerebral geniuses (note the spelling Dunk, sheesh) are always unappreciated in their time. You wait. Give it ten years when I've died of a junk overdose and people will be calling us the Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison of comedy.
The drunk bloated Kings of Comedy?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
excuse me, that's the "drunken, bloated kings of comedy who will earn more in death than you and Dunk ever will with your sub-Joe Pasquale fare" to you.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
It's a good thing you're probably not going to make it to the Windsor meetup. :mad:
why were you going to do bad stuff to me?
actually it probably is... none of you would understand what i was saying anyway.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
It's a good thing you're probably not going to make it to the Windsor meetup. :mad:
(He's going to take that the wrong way... shhhh.. sorry, just warning you)
Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.
Y'see that lads, that's self-deprecation (a big word with a hyphen and everything, I know. Look it up and you'll be alright). An intermediate comedy device at least. We'll see you in a few years ok?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
(He's going to take that the wrong way... shhhh.. sorry, just warning you)
Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.
i didnt miss it.. it was just too obvious
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Not true....we would be looking out for the phrase, "Och, fuck crouqet!"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
excuse me, that's the "drunken, bloated kings of comedy who will earn more in death than you and Dunk ever will with your sub-Joe Pasquale fare" to you.
A bit too wordy to be successful if you ask me. But I do appreciate the inclusion of dunk and myself in a fetal attempt to garner a few extra units sold.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
LOL no I didn't mean it like that... you said nothing wrong..... never mind.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Y'see that lads, that's self-deprecation (a big word with a hyphen and everything, I know. Look it up and you'll be alright). An intermediate comedy device at least. We'll see you in a few years ok?
Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....
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P.S.
He did that deliberate... ete ...ate... ly! he stole that show, dunk, not you!
Aaah, not bad.
he said trying desperately not to blow smoke up Dunks arse (ass).
stop defending loverboy ... he can do it just as poorly by himself
You seriously are defending me to the death aren't you! You're my favouritest.
P.S.
I didn't do it deliberately, I probably did it drunk.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
lol.
Talk about overusing a statement. First time when you got cozy with the goat, then that time with Tony Blair, and now this?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I didn't realise I was. I honestly thought you were just trying to be funny!
D'oh!
How do you post a question in the wrong forum?
us 46..... and you two literary sardonic ever so slightly cerebral geniuses...eh... 1
:rolleyes:
Well?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
My gaydar is going berzerk right now.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I can ring you and take you through it if you want. It's easier than uploading a photograph to Photofuckit.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
It's supposed to be pointing AWAY from your penis.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
HLF "oh i love you hunny bunny"
MCKB "fuck off crapple... its me and Dunk now"
HLF: "yeah ok... any chance of a Strongbow before you go?"
I'm on failedpersephones side. she's gone, So I'm doomed!
The drunk bloated Kings of Comedy?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
It's a good thing you're probably not going to make it to the Windsor meetup. :mad:
why were you going to do bad stuff to me?
actually it probably is... none of you would understand what i was saying anyway.
(He's going to take that the wrong way... shhhh.. sorry, just warning you)
Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i didnt miss it.. it was just too obvious
huh?
(Sorry dunk, if I said something wrong).
A bit too wordy to be successful if you ask me. But I do appreciate the inclusion of dunk and myself in a fetal attempt to garner a few extra units sold.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
LOL no I didn't mean it like that... you said nothing wrong..... never mind.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....