Boston Red Sox

Cliffy6745

Put this in another thread but since it is such an outstanding quote I am going to repost it here. Not my words, but billiant words none the less....

Then there’s Kevin Youkilis. Youk has only three body parts, all hideously oversized: an enormous set of gnomish, bushy forearms; a massive, casaba melon–size white head; and a cauldronlike belly. He has a truly awesome bristle of thick red chin hair that makes his face look like a cross between a vagina and something out of The Hobbit.

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Whereas a guy like Teixeira was born with a swing so gorgeous you want to paint it, Youkilis fighting a middle reliever to a nine-pitch walk looks like a rhinoceros trying to fuck a washing machine.

Cliffy6745

imalive wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Um...Red Sox, Ronan Tynan lives in Boston now and is available. this serious?

at least this version didn't go on for five minutes.

Thank fucking god it didn't

jimed14

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Put this in another thread but since it is such an outstanding quote I am going to repost it here. Not my words, but billiant words none the less....

Then there’s Kevin Youkilis. Youk has only three body parts, all hideously oversized: an enormous set of gnomish, bushy forearms; a massive, casaba melon–size white head; and a cauldronlike belly. He has a truly awesome bristle of thick red chin hair that makes his face look like a cross between a vagina and something out of The Hobbit.

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Whereas a guy like Teixeira was born with a swing so gorgeous you want to paint it, Youkilis fighting a middle reliever to a nine-pitch walk looks like a rhinoceros trying to fuck a washing machine.

and yet, if we're going to debate stats ...

# of rings ...

Youk - 2
Tex - 1

jimed14

Kevin Youkilis was reached for comment ...

Wobbie

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Whereas a guy like Teixeira was born with a swing so gorgeous you want to paint it, Youkilis fighting a middle reliever to a nine-pitch walk looks like a rhinoceros trying to fuck a washing machine.

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I'm gonna get out of your thread............but I'll take Will Clark's swing for gorgeous-ness!

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We can hang with em....HOMERUN

jimed14

now, if you're going to make fun of something, make fun of how Dustin Pedroia runs ... dear lord.

But, I do love his home run trot!

Cliffy6745

jimed14 wrote:

Kevin Youkilis was reached for comment ...

Haha, my buddies blog, Fack Youk, has used that picture for a year or so. I didn't realize it was him at first,

Cliffy6745

jimed14 wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Put this in another thread but since it is such an outstanding quote I am going to repost it here. Not my words, but billiant words none the less....

Then there’s Kevin Youkilis. Youk has only three body parts, all hideously oversized: an enormous set of gnomish, bushy forearms; a massive, casaba melon–size white head; and a cauldronlike belly. He has a truly awesome bristle of thick red chin hair that makes his face look like a cross between a vagina and something out of The Hobbit.

>8

Whereas a guy like Teixeira was born with a swing so gorgeous you want to paint it, Youkilis fighting a middle reliever to a nine-pitch walk looks like a rhinoceros trying to fuck a washing machine.

and yet, if we're going to debate stats ...

# of rings ...

Youk - 2
Tex - 1

In all fairness, Tex has been on the Yankees for 1 year and is 1 for 1. Youklis is is what 2 for 5? Let's see how it plays out.

Cliffy6745

jimed14 wrote:

now, if you're going to make fun of something, make fun of how Dustin Pedroia runs ... dear lord.

But, I do love his home run trot!

I really do dispise Pedrioa

Wobbie

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Haha, my buddies blog, Fack Youk, has used that picture for a year or so. I didn't realize it was him at first,

the casaba melon–size white head wasn't a clue?

Cliffy6745

imalive wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

Haha, my buddies blog, Fack Youk, has used that picture for a year or so. I didn't realize it was him at first,

the casaba melon–size white head wasn't a clue?

haha, exactly.

jimed14

Cliffy6745 wrote:

jimed14 wrote:

now, if you're going to make fun of something, make fun of how Dustin Pedroia runs ... dear lord.

But, I do love his home run trot!

I really do dispise Pedrioa

If Youk and or Pedroia were Yankees, you fuckers would ADORE them.

Christ, you've embraced Swisher like he's the second coming of Mattingly!

oh, and another Youk double .... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUK

Cliffy6745

jimed14 wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

jimed14 wrote:

now, if you're going to make fun of something, make fun of how Dustin Pedroia runs ... dear lord.

But, I do love his home run trot!

I really do dispise Pedrioa

If Youk and or Pedroia were Yankees, you fuckers would ADORE them.

Christ, you've embraced Swisher like he's the second coming of Mattingly!

oh, and another Youk double .... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUK

Negative, I don't feel like those two could ever be Yankees, than again, I said the same thing about Damon.

I am not a huge fan of Swisher. Good eye, lots of K's lots of walks, will be gone in a year or so.

jimed14

take a loong look people, that may be the only time the go ahead run comes in while Ortiz is at the plate this year.

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jimed14 wrote:

take a loong look people, that may be the only time the go ahead run comes in while Ortiz is at the plate this year.

Say It Ain't so he's NOT going to be that bad.

Cliffy6745

jimed14 wrote:

take a loong look people, that may be the only time the go ahead run comes in while Ortiz is at the plate this year.

You said it

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MLB is getting their moeny's worth with this game tonight and now we see why they had the Yanks and Sox on for Opening Night.

Peace

Cliffy6745

Gotta love a stadium full of grown men signing about touching little girl

jimed14

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE ...

BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!!!!!!