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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    if you reverse a "muppet" and pull out the stuffing, you can; in an emergency, use said muppet as a flotation device, provided you are no where near a large body of water.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    not many people know this is the exact same sound Kelly makes when i place her gagged and tied into my trunk... note the subtle difference between her muffled cries and Failedp's.. thats cos failedP gets her gag tied tighter... she also gets the backseat.

    Do you want to kick his ass or shall I, FP?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Do you want to kick his ass or shall I, FP?

    Oh, please - allow me!!

    . . .
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you use your own veins to strangle someone to death then you simply cannot be convicted.



    ok dunk thats 2 posts about abduction and death.. easy big boy... easy) :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Oh, please - allow me!!

    . . .

    no.. not her.

    MCKB can do it.

    i'm so scared... i just watched I Am Legend.. piece of piss by comparison.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    not many people know this is the exact same sound Kelly makes when i place her gagged and tied into my trunk... note the subtle difference between her muffled cries and Failedp's.. thats cos failedP gets her gag tied tighter... she also gets the backseat.

    Few people are aware that Scotsmen will engage in a small bit of reverse-role playing. Dunk, for example is at this very minute singing the Snow White song, though you cant hear him through the ball gag.

    you come up with the type of ball ;)

    get back to your happy place little dunkie ;)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    In a pinch, the reproductive organs of a baboon can be used as a boomerang, if frozen first.
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    If you photoshop Jeff's penis over Michelangelos statue of David, they are presicely the same size, however only one is circumcised.
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    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in scotland it is possible to get drunk simply by licking the internal organs of a tramp.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    more people choke on stuffed animal fur from the "build a bear" corporation than go sailing through the cape of good hope on the fourth friday of each lunar year.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    raisins aren't in fact sun-dried grapes but are the eyes of drowned pandas... i wont tell you what pretzels are.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    when Stone is on stage he isnt actually dancing he is in fact massaging thousands of tired locusts that he keeps in his shoes...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    its a little known fact that i'm off to my bed and in that bed i shall remain mentally traumatised by dreaming of Jessica Tandy and her 115 labia wrinkles
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Cal Ripken Jr. has two cloned versions of himself which allowed him to break the consecutive games record. When you divide his total between the three he's no longer an Iron Man, he's basically Dave Henderson with a Caesar cut.
    "The leads are weak!"

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Tom Selleck's moustache is made up of about 3million tiny spiders highly trained to stay perfectly still... his manly chest hair is in fact manly chest hair
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    John Candy's belly button was so deep that, instead of blue fluff, he once pulled out Giorgio Armani's new autumn collection in its entirety, along with a new child for Madonna and Angelina to fight over.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Marlon Brando once breastfed a flamingo back to health.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Cal Ripken Jr. has two cloned versions of himself which allowed him to break the consecutive games record. When you divide his total between the three he's no longer an Iron Man, he's basically Dave Henderson with a Caesar cut.

    Okay that actually made me LOL.

    fo shizzle.

    word.

    :D
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    When Elton John drinks Zima, he can hit the high notes in 'Tiny Dancer'.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Marmaduke the comic strip dog, died in a shelter.
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