why do men have to be so feckin obvious?

dunkman

catefrances wrote:

i admit it. i check out guys' arses on a regular basis.

and at least 3 of you ladies have admitted that... so now its lunchtime and i'm going to ogle 20 year old girls whilst licking my baguette in a provocative yet slightly jailworthy manner

iluvcats

yesterday I was driving my red sportscar and these two clowns were trying to get my attention. they would act so immature whenever we would pass each other....all because of my car. If I would have been driving my blue car, they would not have noticed me. Or if they knew I'm 47 I was wearing maroon shades too, I'm sure that was exciting.

catefrances

dunkman wrote:

and at least 3 of you ladies have admitted that... so now its lunchtime and i'm going to ogle 20 year old girls whilst licking my baguette in a provocative yet slightly jailworthy manner

WOW!! you can lick your baguette, you must be very... umm... flexible, dunk.

iluvcats

helen is quite popular and has exceeded her pm's.

MattCameronKicksButt

dunkman wrote:

and at least 3 of you ladies have admitted that... so now its lunchtime and i'm going to ogle 20 year old girls whilst licking my baguette in a provocative yet slightly jailworthy manner

HAHA! You're so funny... and yet so gross.

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

and at least 3 of you ladies have admitted that... so now its lunchtime and i'm going to ogle 20 year old girls whilst licking my baguette in a provocative yet slightly jailworthy manner

well that's from behind so they cant see ya... if they can't see ya they don't know you're doing it but if they glared at me I'd stop pretty quickly

Heineken Helen

iluvcats wrote:

helen is quite popular and has exceeded her pm's.

it's clear now... I'd people standing around my desk so couldn't delete.

catefrances

Heineken Helen wrote:

well that's from behind so they cant see ya... if they can't see ya they don't know you're doing it but if they glared at me I'd stop pretty quickly

take it as a challenge helen. they stare at you, you stare back at them. whoever blinks first loses. tis like chicken without the cars and possible needless death.

patrickredeyes

If I look it's always for a couple seconds. It's like looking at the sun, you can't look too long.

dunkman

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

HAHA! You're so funny... and yet so gross.

gross is french for big... so guilty as charged on both counts

Heineken Helen

catefrances wrote:

take it as a challenge helen. they stare at you, you stare back at them. whoever blinks first loses. tis like chicken without the cars and possible needless death.

lol, yeh sometimes I do that... other times I think 'just stop fucking looking at me' :rolleyes:

ah well!

MattCameronKicksButt

dunkman wrote:

gross is french for big... so guilty as charged on both counts

You're a smart ass too!

MattCameronKicksButt

catefrances wrote:

take it as a challenge helen. they stare at you, you stare back at them. whoever blinks first loses. tis like chicken without the cars and possible needless death.

I know this is advice for Helen but I might try it as well. Pretty funny - make people think you're a real bitch!

dunkman

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

You're a smart ass too!

see... you've been checking out my ass

but i caught you


*puts on spanking glove*

Heineken Helen

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

I know this is advice for Helen but I might try it as well. Pretty funny - make people think you're a real bitch!

Yeh, but sometimes you just can't be arsed... like I said if it's only one or two, I do that all the time... but you can't take on 6, 7 or 8 at a time and make them all feel bad for staring. Two of them did look away after I glared but the others kept looking and even when I walked past them and got to the door I could see the reflection of them STILL looking at me and that's just not nice. Anyway I'm going to lunch before they all get to the canteen before me :mad:

catefrances

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

I know this is advice for Helen but I might try it as well. Pretty funny - make people think you're a real bitch!

tis not about making people think youre a bitch. tis more about standing your ground and not being intimidated. just like staring down a wild animal. which is basically what youre doing anyway.

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Yeh, but sometimes you just can't be arsed... like I said if it's only one or two, I do that all the time... but you can't take on 6, 7 or 8 at a time and make them all feel bad for staring. Two of them did look away after I glared but the others kept looking and even when I walked past them and got to the door I could see the reflection of them STILL looking at me and that's just not nice. Anyway I'm going to lunch before they all get to the canteen before me :mad:

did you have bog roll trailing from your arse maybe?

catefrances

dunkman wrote:

see... you've been checking out my ass

but i caught you


*puts on spanking glove*

ah man, you use a glove? that muffles the sound. you just dont get the right amount of thwack! :(

MattCameronKicksButt

Heineken Helen wrote:

Yeh, but sometimes you just can't be arsed... like I said if it's only one or two, I do that all the time... but you can't take on 6, 7 or 8 at a time and make them all feel bad for staring. Two of them did look away after I glared but the others kept looking and even when I walked past them and got to the door I could see the reflection of them STILL looking at me and that's just not nice. Anyway I'm going to lunch before they all get to the canteen before me :mad:

Awww.

Mind you, it would be literally impossible to stare at more than one person. So it's just not fair.

P.S. dunk. You're very quick, you smart ass, you.

iluvcats

Heineken Helen wrote:

it's clear now... I'd people standing around my desk so couldn't delete.

I got into facebook. that first link you gave me did not work, second one did.
I sent you a message