why do men have to be so feckin obvious?

dunkman

soulsinging wrote:

who is peter sutcliffe?

your idol

Cosmo

Heineken Helen wrote:

I went to one of the other offices there a few minutes ago and there were a group of guys standing outside and they all turned and looked at me walking the whole way, all looking me up and down and I felt really paranoid. I glared at them til they all looked away. I mean, I'm not even wearing a really low cut top today... but just felt so dirty.

So if you're a man... don't stare, it's fuckin RUDE! :mad:

...
Q: 'Why Do Men Have To Be So Freckin Obvious?
A: Because we have penissesses.

soulsinging

dunkman wrote:

your idol

if im going to idolize a serial killer it'd at least be one who has good teeth, like ted bundy. i know this becos it was his bite marks that got him convicted

Heineken Helen

jamie uk wrote:

And that's very honourable of you Helen, very sensible, not that there's much chance I'd let you go without standing your round anyway...tight little Welsh bastard that I am.
Some guys are morons, put them together and their sum total is greater than the sum of all parts...or something like that,..it's moronic synergy.

maybe I'm just used to Cavan men then so. I dunno if I agree with sensible or honourable, I guess ya just change when ya get older... although I was never comfortable with accepting free drink from individuals.

in_hiding79

Heineken Helen wrote:

I went to one of the other offices there a few minutes ago and there were a group of guys standing outside and they all turned and looked at me walking the whole way, all looking me up and down and I felt really paranoid. I glared at them til they all looked away. I mean, I'm not even wearing a really low cut top today... but just felt so dirty.

So if you're a man... don't stare, it's fuckin RUDE! :mad:

I would take the staring as a compliment. Seriously, what woman doesn't want a man to look at her..even twice?

Heineken Helen

in_hiding79 wrote:

I would take the staring as a compliment. Seriously, what woman doesn't want a man to look at her..even twice?

it's not about what woman... of course I love getting checked out... but there is quite a big amount of men that I'd rather not KNOW are trying to picture me naked :eek:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

it's not about what woman... of course I love getting checked out... but there is quite a big amount of men that I'd rather not KNOW are trying to picture me naked :eek:

newsflash... men always visualise women naked... ok maybe now and again i visualise them with those tassle things on their nips... but mostly naked.

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

newsflash... men always visualise women naked... ok maybe now and again i visualise them with those tassle things on their nips... but mostly naked.

I know this dunk but I don't WANT to know hence the thread title.

fanch75

dunkman wrote:

newsflash... men always visualise women naked... ok maybe now and again i visualise them with those tassle things on their nips... but mostly naked.

and what they look like with their asses in the air

soulsinging

Heineken Helen wrote:

it's not about what woman... of course I love getting checked out... but there is quite a big amount of men that I'd rather not KNOW are trying to picture me naked :eek:

exactly. a big amount... the ugly ones. if a guy's hot and checks you out, you blush and smile and are flattered. if he's ugly, men are pigs and you're ready to call the cops. it's discrimination. and it also shows women are just as shallow as men.

Heineken Helen

soulsinging wrote:

exactly. a big amount... the ugly ones. if a guy's hot and checks you out, you blush and smile and are flattered. if he's ugly, men are pigs and you're ready to call the cops. it's discrimination. and it also shows women are just as shallow as men.

Nobody denied women aren't as shallow as men

Well think of it this way... if you had a choice between sleeping with a hot college chick and your grandmothers bingo buddies... which would you choose? I know them looking at ya isn't the same thing but I wouldn't stand naked in front of quite a few of these guys so the fact that they're picturing me naked makes me uncomfortable cos I don't have a choice in the matter :mad:

fanch75

* waits for Helen to start singing "I Am Woman"

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Nobody denied women aren't as shallow as men

Well think of it this way... if you had a choice between sleeping with a hot college chick and your grandmothers bingo buddies... which would you choose? I know them looking at ya isn't the same thing but I wouldn't stand naked in front of quite a few of these guys so the fact that they're picturing me naked makes me uncomfortable cos I don't have a choice in the matter :mad:

i'm with you on this whole objectificationising of women... women need to rise up and revoke the mysognistic protocol that man has...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

soulsinging

Heineken Helen wrote:

Nobody denied women aren't as shallow as men

Well think of it this way... if you had a choice between sleeping with a hot college chick and your grandmothers bingo buddies... which would you choose? I know them looking at ya isn't the same thing but I wouldn't stand naked in front of quite a few of these guys so the fact that they're picturing me naked makes me uncomfortable cos I don't have a choice in the matter :mad:

would you prefer they pictured you dead? what the fuck do you care what they're thinking? you're never going to see them again. it's a thought. are you ACTUALLY naked? if we were held culpable for our thoughts (and i mean we as humans, not men) then nobody would ever be a decent human. if grandma's bingo buddies pictures me naked i wouldn't give a fuck. and i don't say that hypothetically. old ladies are surprisingly frisky and i've had them make some pretty shocking comments to me. i thought it was hilarious.

soulsinging

fanch75 wrote:

* waits for Helen to start singing "I Am Woman"

wasn't that song #1 for about 2 minutes before the world came to its senses and requested "bytches ain't shyt"?

Binaural

This thread is damn funny

Heineken Helen

fanch75 wrote:

* waits for Helen to start singing "I Am Woman"

I don't know that song

Heineken Helen

soulsinging wrote:

would you prefer they pictured you dead? what the fuck do you care what they're thinking? you're never going to see them again. it's a thought. are you ACTUALLY naked? if we were held culpable for our thoughts (and i mean we as humans, not men) then nobody would ever be a decent human. if grandma's bingo buddies pictures me naked i wouldn't give a fuck. and i don't say that hypothetically. old ladies are surprisingly frisky and i've had them make some pretty shocking comments to me. i thought it was hilarious.

oh look, I've already said there's nothing I can do and they can think whatever they want... but read the TITLE!!!!!!

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

oh look, I've already said there's nothing I can do and they can think whatever they want... but read the TIT!!!!!!

i sorted your last line... no need to thank me.


p.s. women look silly when running

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

i sorted your last line... no need to thank me.


p.s. women look silly when running

men look silly when trying to pretend to be intelligent

soulsinging

Heineken Helen wrote:

oh look, I've already said there's nothing I can do and they can think whatever they want... but read the TITLE!!!!!!

i did. we've told you why. what more do you want? my response is why does it matter to you?

soulsinging

dunkman wrote:

p.s. women look silly when running

wanna see something funny? watch american women's basketball.

Heineken Helen

soulsinging wrote:

i did. we've told you why. what more do you want? my response is why does it matter to you?

why does it matter to me? Cos I'm the one they're being obvious towards... and probably all the other women here too. Ya can think what ya like (obviously) but try and keep all the drool IN your mouth. It's just embarrassing lookin at yas when yas behave like wild animals.

soulsinging

Heineken Helen wrote:

why does it matter to me? Cos I'm the one they're being obvious towards... and probably all the other women here too. Ya can think what ya like (obviously) but try and keep all the drool IN your mouth. It's just embarrassing lookin at yas when yas behave like wild animals.

we ARE wild animals!

nutmeg81

Heineken Helen wrote:

men look silly when trying to pretend to be intelligent

so when we dont bother pretending and let the natural look of intelligence beam out of us...we look pretty damn cool.....

now stop doin laps....u look spasticated!!

Heineken Helen

soulsinging wrote:

we ARE wild animals!

have some fuckin dignity man! That's all I'm askin!

I've seen how my sisters female dog behaves when she's in heat :eek: I can refrain from going around sticking my arse into the lads faces and urging them to sniff me :eek: . Why can't you lot just pretend you're not looking? :cool:

Heineken Helen

nutmeg81 wrote:

so when we dont bother pretending and let the natural look of intelligence beam out of us...we look pretty damn cool.....

now stop doin laps....u look spasticated!!

yep, I love that natural beam of intelligence don't see it very often but it's very sexy

Hmm... do ya say that when watchin baywatch?

dunkman

soulsinging wrote:

wanna see something funny? watch american women's basketball.

you know you're right... women can only really look good handling one type of balls.

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

yep, I love that natural beam of intelligence don't see it very often but it's very sexy

Hmm... do ya say that when watchin baywatch?

when the women run in Baywatch, i used to always think "fuckin hell love, get a move on or that poor kid will drown"

Pamela Anderson = very slow runner.

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

when the women run in Baywatch, i used to always think "fuckin hell love, get a move on or that poor kid will drown"

Pamela Anderson = very slow runner.

Yep, I'm sure that's EXACTLY what you were thinking.

So now we're going from 'yep, we stare at everyone all the time' to actually giving a fuck about the drowning kid? I wasn't born yesterday.