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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Poncier wrote:
    So, B2J, what did Bret Michaels and the band give you and your kid after you went backstage and doled out hummers?
    Seriously, Poncier...you're my hero.

    Chants: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    cutback wrote:
    what have you been doing with the kids today?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4712281&postcount=4612

    Nice, cutback!! Very nice!! :)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jojo is looking for a job....your thoughts?
    Poncier wrote:
    I bet if she needs money Mr Hefner or better yet Mr Flynt can offer her a large sum for a few photographs.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4642177&postcount=9
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    cutback wrote:
    jojo is looking for a job....your thoughts?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4642177&postcount=9
    Nicely done.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I heard a rumor that you like men that wear grass skirts, is this so??
    nfanel wrote:
    true, but only for traditional pacific fire dancing!!! :D


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4664564#post4664564
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • DELETEDDELETED Posts: 421
    This is pretty entertaining.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    keep us informed of your sex change operation, will ya?
    *TheirInvisibleCrown wrote:
    Of course, I'll be sure to let you and everyone else know! ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4674574&postcount=964
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    Did you hear that the men of the AET are putting on a special one night invite only performance for Ladies' Night tomorrow at Boston Lou's backyard?
    nfanel wrote:
    damnit!! had i known that i would definitely have sold myself up on craigslist or offered my entire framed poster collection and/or vinyls. :cool:

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4664559&postcount=30
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    So how many guys is it now on the board that have been serviced?
    Foxy Mop wrote:
    238 and counting! :D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4644497&postcount=445
    - Busted down the pretext
    - 8/28/98
    - 9/2/00
    - 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
    - 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
    - 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
    - 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
    - 8/2/07, 8/5/07
    - 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
    - 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
    - 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
    - 9/11/11, 9/12/11
    - 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Solat....you're bad!!!!!!!!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • DELETEDDELETED Posts: 421
    cutback wrote:
    keep us informed of your sex change operation, will ya?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4674574&postcount=964

    :eek: HAHAHA :o.
  • Larry ZisstansLarry Zisstans Posts: 167
    I'm playing Monopoly right now, and I just rolled doubles for the third time. By the way, anyone on this board ever have sex with a bunny?

    singularity wrote:
    you are going to jail.

    i had two rabbits when i was younger!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=251420


    .
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    So Lou, who's the girl I saw you kissing with last night?
    bostonlou wrote:
    a chick with a dick that puts mine to shame

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4701304&postcount=73
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Larry ZisstansLarry Zisstans Posts: 167
    anyone in here heard of pearl jam?
    SonicReducr wrote:
    god, what a shitty fucking band

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4597247
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In relationships I hear that Elton John doesn't like to pitch, only to catch.

    NY PJ1 wrote:
    me neither,,plus i dont know how !!!! lol
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    hey jeagler, who's the coolest person on the pit?
    The Jeagler wrote:
    You Are

    hey, thanks!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4714133&postcount=5
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Pearls&Stones when are you putting Peanut Butter all over your body and rounding up the stray dogs of the neighborhood to lick it off?

    Pearls&Stones wrote:
    10pm tonight. I can't wait



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4714021&postcount=4
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Did you hear that some sick bastard taped the dog fights at Michael Vick's house and is showing it at run down movie theatres across the country?
    seanw1010 wrote:
    cant wait! gonna see it tomorrow
    and i hope they dont check for id....

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4714476&postcount=9
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I think I'm going to tell Boston Lou to go fuck that deer on the side of the road.
    cutback wrote:
    go for it my dear, before cory does...;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4714602&postcount=7
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Has anyone else on here heard about the new sexual act know as "chatty"? Apparently it involves three guys, one girl, and two rounds of russian roulette.


    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Definitely... My husband and I are both very chatty. I love it! :D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4709613&postcount=5
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Did everyone get to see the pics I took of Trixie and NYPJ1 with a hidden camera?
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    awesome pics!! thanks for sharing them :)


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4714935&postcount=2
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Why are you always the last to get up to receive communion at chuch? What exactly are you doing?


    somebodyelse'ssky wrote:
    wait for my little head to get little again so i can get up without scaring anyone :)


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4715061&postcount=84
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    what did you think of the "Great-Grandmas Gone Wild!" dvd?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That's a great DVD!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4705077&postcount=17
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    To this day I am still amazed by the noises that were coming out of Cory and Boston Lou's hotel room. I think I'll be in therapy over that for many years to come.
    tybird wrote:
    I'll second that........still hoping for the live dvd......a whole live album would also be great. :(


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4702173&postcount=2
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    what did you think of the "Great-Grandmas Gone Wild!" dvd?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4705077&postcount=17

    LOL! It's funny you should mention that I went to a play last night and the last scene had two 70 year old women deep kissing. Very disturbing! Nothing at all like the Great Grandmas Gone Wild dvd!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    here's the link to that ben affleck pic you wanted.
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Thanks for the link. I haven't seen Ben in quite some time so this would be great!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4703583&postcount=7
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Thanks for remembering my Ben request. Now, for the link you so desperately wanted: http://static.flickr.com/110/305377147_2c35d0244e_o.jpg

    cutback wrote:
    wow...simply beautiful....:):)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4714670&postcount=709
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Apparently a new record has been set for fellatio performed on goats at this years livestock competition. The record now stands at 80. Did you ever compete?

    cutback wrote:
    until my back went to shit, i played a lot.....never managed to breal 80 though...:(


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4701043&postcount=27
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Why would anyone who is in their right mind allow their children to stay over at Michael Jackson's house?
    brainofPJ wrote:
    you ask why, i ask why not
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4715465&postcount=15
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    TrixieCat, I heard some of those she-male prostitues you like to visit have std's, did you know that?
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Names! Who are the bad apples! lol

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4575433&postcount=403
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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