Fun with Quotes

dunkman

hey markymark550 hows it going with those vibrating pussy lips you bought

markymark550 wrote:

yeah, they make great companions and the cleanup isn't as big as a dog's or cat's...

Steve Dunne

Nic, please let everyone finally know just how you feel about me!!!!!!!!

nfanel wrote:

i love you, too!

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drtyfrnk29

Steve, how many seasons of 'Queer as Folk' have you seen?

Steve Dunne wrote:

I can usually stomach about 3-4 of them before switching.

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norm

hey steve, what's your favorite type of music?

Steve Dunne wrote:

Disco!!!!!!!!!

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sweet adeline

steve, one more question: you are on a stranded on a deserted island with a dude and a chick, which one do you have sex with?

Steve Dunne wrote:

dude

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Steve Dunne

grenades everywhere! wtf? :eek:

cheers

norm

did you like porn when you first saw it?

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

I liked it when I saw it, at age 9, on at least some level.

you have to agree, "Close Encounters Of The Third Input" was a classic.

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

I totally agree with this. That is a really cute movie.

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Brain of J.Lo

cutback wrote:

did you like porn when you first saw it?




you have to agree, "Close Encounters Of The Third Input" was a classic.




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lol Wow, one just wasn't enough, was it? Ouch!

TrixieCat

Lou, when you let the wifey out alone at night with her girls, how do you tell she hasn't been fooling around with one of them?

bostonlou wrote:

i like a nice sniff test

although i usually save it for the private dance room when she's in front of me touching her toes

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Lizard

So Sweet--did you like that picure of neked Lou on a purple PENGUIN??

sweet adeline wrote:

yes, its very nice. i like.

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drtyfrnk29

Hey Roland, what if I told you cory dry humped a raccoon?

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

holy crap...that's pretty damn funny...

they should have a video of it in action...hehe

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cory

Hey drtyfrnk29, tell us about the porn movies you were making with women who had back acne and loved openly farting during the dialogue.

drtyfrnk29 wrote:

Yeah, it's a hard sell man. I thought it might be a little hard to catch on.

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failedpersephone

cory wrote:

Hey drtyfrnk29, tell us about the porn movies you were making with women who had back acne and loved openly farting during the dialogue.






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muahahahahaaaa....thanks...totally needed that.

NY PJ1

Steve Dunne wrote:

Hey Trixie, didn't you and NYPJ1 enter a karoake contest together in Chicago?

bastard :eek:

cory

failedpersephone wrote:

muahahahahaaaa....thanks...totally needed that.

You and I are even for the night then;)

Yours may have been post of the day if everyone knew your gender status. That's what makes it over the top funny.

failedpersephone

cory wrote:

You and I are even for the night then;)

Yours may have been post of the day if everyone knew your gender status. That's what makes it over the top funny.

ohhhh I get it...girls dont poo, and boys dont cry??? heheheheheeeh...

bostonlou

sometimes i feel like you just don't listen to me trixie...

i just threw my stupid boss down the steps ... she was mouthing off so i blasted her ... wow that felt great

i said sorry afterwards though and gave her a piece of gum off the bottom of my show

I think we have to go to the emergency room now

TrixieCat wrote:

You are just the sweetest ever! You have such a nice way of telling stories too!
I am glad to see that you seem to feeling better.
Hang in there. Better days are on the way.
I hope the 2 of you have a wonderful day!

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bostonlou

trixie - do you find a rim job to be beneficial before or after the anal?

i'd like to try it out but i'm scared

TrixieCat wrote:

you are never going to know until you try. And you sure as sh*t don't want to be sitting on your deathbed thinking...damn,,I wish I did this or that.
It is so scary...I know. But the fear is part of the excitement. I don't know if we ever discussed your age, but I am guessing you are early/mid 20s. You are a baby. You have plenty of time to find a job with benefits.
You can always come down here and stay with me and look around.

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bostonlou

Have I ever told you guys that i nicknamed my left testicle Mr Silly?

TrixieCat wrote:

I loved Mr Silly.

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Foxy Mop

When comparing the size of his own man-rod with cory's, lou, amazed and intimidated by cory's sheer size, asked curiously;

bostonlou wrote:

didn't that hold you up from catching the raccoon?