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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    how many inches long was that bottle of wine that cory shoved up his heiney? did you ever get it out?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    It was 20. lol
    I didn't have a corkscrew...i needed something to pop. lol

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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    does anyone else like to go to the beach and get naked and then position yourself so that the water just slams you right in the private parts??

    Trailer wrote:
    My friend's dad just bought a vacation house in Tahiti and said we could use it whenever. I wanna go, but I could never handle THOSE waves!! hehe



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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey NY PJ1 is it true you cant write a coherent sentence?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ur smart lol

    ive posted awhile back my approx loses in my life and its disgusting
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Cate i heard you want me to shag you in every room of your house?
    catefrances wrote:
    the white room as well.


    yeah sure, why not :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Lou, i was chatting to Poncier and he confirmed to me that his favourite part of his gaylover was the anus... what about you?
    bostonlou wrote:
    hoop is my favorite also


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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey dunk i hear you were in chicago for lolla and that Ed was playing with your balls ... saying they were small but really fun to smash around


    dunkman wrote:
    Hawaii, Seattle as well... fuck, he's probably played more with them than he has with Ben Harper :D



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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    bostonlou wrote:
    hey dunk i hear you were in chicago for lolla and that Ed was playing with your balls ... saying they were small but really fun to smash around







    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4681831&postcount=71

    this gets my vote for best of the thread.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    sweet adeline wrote:
    this gets my vote for best of the thread.


    thanks girl!
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    I hear you like beer.
    Born2Jam wrote:
    I love it, too.
    All flavors!

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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    yo steve, what was that line you used to pick up those underage girls outside 7-11 last weekend?
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    I hear you like beer.
  • Solat13
    Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    Hey Fanch, why do you think people rip on your love of Natty Light on here?
    fanch75 wrote:
    Because people are bunch of bloody fookin' wankas

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    hey NY PJ1 is it true you cant write a coherent sentence?


    haah

    is it true are scots smell like shit and wear skirts ?

    thats my question 2 u
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,920
    Hey Dunk, hows that gang bang you're having with Soccer players going? I know Bechkam and Thierry Henry are nailing you from behind, anyone else with you?
    dunkman wrote:
    i've got Drogba, Martins and Torres upfront :o

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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    This is hilarious! Great for a Friday!!!!!!!!!!!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey NY PJ1 is it true you cant understand the simple rules of this game and that your parents were Raymond Babbit and Eileen Wurnos?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    im def insane,,no question
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Foxy Mop
    Foxy Mop Posts: 2,823
    I have to say, I love this freekin thread - laughing my ass off! :D:D
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    hey NY PJ1 is it true you cant understand the simple rules of this game and that your parents were Raymond Babbit and Eileen Wurnos?


    are those 2 dirty scots?

    i know the rules and i dont care for em
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    hey NY PJ1 is it true you cant understand the simple rules of this game and that your parents were Raymond Babbit and Eileen Wurnos?


    not mine ,, o wait,, are they ur irish parents ?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    nypj, I heard you are getting trashed over there at work already?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    over 7 hour period 2 an hour and they were cans

    no biggie

    now the xanax and doobies ,,,,


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  • THC
    THC Posts: 525
    Is 'getting trashed' really what garbagemen say they do for work?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    nypj, I heard you are getting trashed over there at work already?
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
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