Fun with Quotes

norm · August 2007

hey mookie i heard there's a naked all man football game in your neighborhood....you gonna go?

mookie9999 wrote:

That sounds like a lot of fun! So is the football tackle or what? I might have to stop by sometime!

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Roland. You seem like a very smart chap. If you could sum up your life experiences up to this point in one sentence what would it say?

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

If you get high enough....dreadlocks will protect you

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Collin · August 2007

Small town beck, what the hell are you doing with that poor pony and why are your pants down?

small town beck wrote:

LMAO

You caught me :eek:

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norm · August 2007

did you hear that cory built a special titanium cabinet for his various sex toys? I think he spent over $1000 on the laser-activated alram alone. Apparently, his kids were playing with them during thanksgiving dinner last year.

13PJ13 wrote:

Isn't it easier, and cheaper, to just put them out of reach of the curious toddlers?

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Collin · August 2007

I can't believe you caught chiqui during one of her intimate moments, playing with her new sex toys. What exactly did you say when you saw her?

Jeanie wrote:

Good grief chuiqi! Is that a stuffed bunny????????? :eek:

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Cutback,
Are you still eating Monkeys at the same rate as when you were a child?

cutback wrote:

actually probably less because growing up we had a tree in the backyard....:)...little fuckers are expensive....but soooo good...:D

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mookie9999 · August 2007

And another one to add to your collection Cutback: http://www.amny.com/media/photo/2006-08/24672554.jpg

cutback wrote:

ooohhhh that is gorgeous...

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Collin · August 2007

Kat, could you please explain why the board runs so slowly, why we have to wait 50 seconds before we can post again, why we don't have unlimited storage for ou private messages.

Why is that?

Kat wrote:

Because the administration is incompetent.

:(

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Trixie, I hear you and failedpersephone were going to have a conest to see who could stick the largest object up your.. Did you meet up with her to do this?

TrixieCat wrote:

I didn't meet her and yet I am sure she would win. Girlfriend was talking one night about a bottle of Bailey's as a warm up.....
Glad to hear she made it.

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norm · August 2007

collin how would you describe your love of spider monkeys?

Collin wrote:

It is love. Conditional love.

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Collin · August 2007

Here's that link you were looking for, cutback, what do you think?

cutback wrote:

that's a pair of good looking kids.........:)

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4394047&postcount=775

mookie9999 · August 2007

BostonLou, why has your status in the Gay Porn industry dropped so drastically in the past few months?

bostonlou wrote:

it's cuz of all the asshole import college kids

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4680380&postcount=29

Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll still find some actors to work with you.

bostonlou wrote:

you know you want some

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4680379&postcount=160

Actually Lou I don't. But keep your head up. I'm sure there is brighter days ahead!

bostonlou wrote:

I took my wife to a celine dion concert

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That's the spirit! Think about the good times! Did you meet anyone nice at the concert?

bostonlou wrote:

a chick with a dick that puts mine to shame

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4701304&postcount=73

Great! Maybe you can make a movie with him/her!

bostonlou wrote:

could be the racoon sneaking back in

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Hey! Whatever euphemisms you want to use to talking about getting your career back on track is fine with me! Thanks for your time here today Lou!

bostonlou wrote:

don't go to the south

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4707261&postcount=45

Ok Lou, I won't! Now you get some sleep and lube up for your shemale video!

Collin · August 2007

What percentage of time do you spend watching shemale porn on the internet, mookie?

mookie9999 wrote:

67%

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Collin, Is it true that you only use Granny Smith Apples to lodge up your ass?

Collin wrote:

is there any other kind?

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Collin, what is it that you have written on your birthday cake every year?

Collin wrote:

Hitler was an atheist? And the Easter Bunny is the anti-christ.

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Collin · August 2007

Seriously, how many gay sex games and positions could there be?

mookie9999 wrote:

Between Lou, Cory, Metsy, NYPJ1, and myself I gurantee we could come up with at LEAST 100 things that you wouldn't do.

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Lizard · August 2007

Mookie9999--what did you watch Cory do again to celebrate your last birthday??

mookie9999 wrote:

He puts chewed Watermelon bubblicious gum on his tits!

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Collin · August 2007

Do you know that young new gay porn star?

mookie9999 wrote:

He was one of the actors in my horse flick!

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mookie9999 · August 2007

I just saw on the news that Fremont Street is where the transvesdites allow the "Johns" to inspect and fondle the goods before making a purchase?

Lizard wrote:

i like visiting Fremont Street!!!!

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Collin · August 2007

How did you describe your penis again?

mookie9999 wrote:

Hopefully Unused!

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Collin, How did you feel after you had that dream about having sex with three hot models from the Playboy Mansion?

Collin wrote:

Scary.

I hate nightmares or scary dreams, because usually they make me sweat like a ... a ... boxer on a hot day in Mexico in a sauna who had too much to drink.

It still amazes me how dreams can seem so real.

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mookie9999 · August 2007

When was the last time you had an all male orgy? What do you remember (if anything) about it?

Collin wrote:

School trip to Germany. Woke up on the floor of my room, a few other guys were on the floor as well, one in the bathroom. Our teacher came in to wake us.

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norm · August 2007

i thought you said creed was a better band than pearl jam.

mookie9999 wrote:

That's what I thought. Now if I could only get other people to think this way!

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mookie9999 · August 2007

So what did you say to get into cutbacks pants?

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

I bet you're a firecracker behind closed doors...

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Is it true that if an Irish bloke whispers sweet nothings into your ears you will have to change your shorts?

cutback wrote:

hey i'll admit i'm a sucker for an accent.....irish definitely....in fact i'd say the whole uk, more or less...:)....and let me not leave out our friends down under ....even here in the states a good southern accent can get me...:)

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norm · August 2007

what did mookie9999 say when santos offered sexual favors for a poster?

bostonlou wrote:

i'm ready santos

bring it

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Collin · August 2007

mookie9999 wrote:

When was the last time you had an all male orgy? What do you remember (if anything) about it?

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mookie9999 · August 2007

Collin wrote:

Seriously, how many gay sex games and positions could there be?

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4628511&postcount=126

+ tears coming out! This has to be one of the best!

Collin · August 2007

here's that video you were looking for:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/ManlyBeachC.jpeg

cutback wrote:

see i could look at that all day......:):)

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TrixieCat · August 2007

Mookie9999, I hear you and Cory are planning a "boys only" trip to the Cape next week. You should hit Provincetown...it is pretty happening for 2 guys like yourselves.

mookie9999 wrote:

Yeah, Neither of us have ever been. So queer may be the way to go!

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