oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
This is up there with some of the most ridiculous things I've ever read on this message board.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Hey Trixie, i'm 6" 2' and have the hottest scottish accent.. my bum cheeks are so tight that i can crush small countries between them and my willy is so thick and massive that i let the US air force practice landing their jets on it... i can also go 8 times in a row
I just have to say that this is EXACTLY how I pictured you.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
its that simple you should be jailed for being retarded, and in jail you'll receive a 'chocolate bar'... and i'll better explain that one for you i suppose, basically a big black man will insert his penis into your bumhole... got it?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
This is such an overwhelming thought...and then, something just clicks and you can do it. Instinct kicks in, I suppose. And your adoration for the little lump picks up any slack left by pure instinct, and you just figure it all out.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Did anyone on here hear about that sick fuck over in Scotland who fucked a rattlesnake by choking it with a coat hanger and drugging it with some vicodin whilst sticking his 2inch penis in it's shithole?
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The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
So, how'd you do with that Russian mail order bride service? Did you manage to work out a fair trade with the proprietor? And...btw, why did you sign up on the Pit in the first place?
AmentsChick, did you know that our private pm coversations have been hacked into and every guy on here (and some girls ) know what we have been talking about?
AmentsChick, did you know that our private pm coversations have been hacked into and every guy on here (and some girls ) know what we have been talking about?
We just wanted to write you and let you know that your insurance will cover your penile implant surgery. Unfortunately, you will only be covered for the 3 inch extension, which although is not the 18 inches you had requested, it still will triple your current size. Please call our receptionist to set up your appointment.
Has anyone else heard about that new group called the Oily's? They're 6 or 7 (depending if they have the crane to get #7 out of bed) 500+lbs guys who wrestle in wesson oil and then bring up some has-been rocker on stage and perform a reach around on him.
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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its that simple you should be jailed for being retarded, and in jail you'll receive a 'chocolate bar'... and i'll better explain that one for you i suppose, basically a big black man will insert his penis into your bumhole... got it?
you'll find out :rolleyes:
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naděje umírá poslední
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Ok...
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I need to get me some of that stuff you're smoking.
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Sure is...
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Munchies, eh?
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You must be so baked...
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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Crap!!!!!!!!!! am CHOKING on my coffee here at work!!!
i can't play anymore....I don't have such a filthy dirty mind as all of you
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
We just wanted to write you and let you know that your insurance will cover your penile implant surgery. Unfortunately, you will only be covered for the 3 inch extension, which although is not the 18 inches you had requested, it still will triple your current size. Please call our receptionist to set up your appointment.
Sincerely,
Dr. Vinny Boombatz
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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Only if you are joining in. Oh and bring your girl.
She told me you are catching quite the quick buck down in Chelsea.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Guess you're screwed then!
that is GENIUS!!!
i cant believe i haddnt read this thread til last night. im laughing so loud right now that i cant even focus!!! nice work!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"