Due to mookie9999's erectile dysfunction, he is frequently overheard saying the below phrase as he works up enough courage to pleasure male Mexican prostitutes......
Hey-- you won't answer your cell & your voicemail is full, so i'm leaving this message where i know you will read it. Dude, the veterinarian's office called and said that Sparky has syphilis. But the weird part is: they also told me to tell YOU that you need to go see YOUR doctor right away. Why would your vet's office tell YOU to go see a doctor? Weird. Oh well, talk to you later. Peace.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
Cory—what was that you typed to the 12 year old boy in the chat room that got you busted on To Catch a Predator?
Ohhhh SNAP!!<
By the way, I am not responsible for the future violation of this post for the purposes of portraying me in a false negative way especially from anyone who has posted previously in this thread.
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Why would you start was has no end?
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!! nicely done.
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
I never knew that such an awesome post would come back to haunt me one day. Touche my friend. Touche. Be on the lookout for redemption;)
Why would you start was has no end?
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Why would you start was has no end?
I'll be on the lookout. I know it will sting! Just to screw you from using this line I will add absolutely nothing here. Start searching!
EDIT: nevermind
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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Damn....that post hadn't even had time get settled in. You guys are on to me:) I don't mean that in a sissy way. Anyway, lick my balls.
Why would you start was has no end?
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--Bill Hicks
that was incredibly disgusting. :(
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
yes it was, sorry....:o.....but speedy was being mean about the new ed song and i didn't like it....;)
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--Bill Hicks
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720095&postcount=107
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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Don't lie to us dude....we know you've been banging the large colored gentleman in the dolphin pic.
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Why would you start was has no end?
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Ohhhh SNAP!!<
By the way, I am not responsible for the future violation of this post for the purposes of portraying me in a false negative way especially from anyone who has posted previously in this thread.
DISCLAIMER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would you start was has no end?
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Heart,
Babyface Ass
Why would you start was has no end?
Don't alot of newborns have acne???
I don't know what you're spawning, but my children are beautiful.
Edit: I forgot my
Why would you start was has no end?