Fun with Quotes

81

what a great thread

voidofman

VoidOfMan wrote:

So I bought 10 monkeys, five kegs of beer, rented a DJ and we're heading to your house.

81 wrote:

i don't see this ending well. :(

theserialthrilla wrote:

think it will be a day to remember forever

PearlOfAGirl

"I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music."

~Billy Joel

Dissidentman

Dunk, I hear Sheena Easton is a Scot. I used to love her music. What are your thoughs?

dunkman wrote:

obviously she is dirtier than a tramp's colon but i'm not a fan of tiny jugs

eyedclaar

HSB, let me help you with the rules here.

Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front row of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?

HeartShapedBox wrote:

"It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from."

~Billy Joel

BinauralJam

eyedclaar wrote:

HSB, let me help you with the rules here.

Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front fow of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?

HeartShapedBox wrote:

"It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from."

~Billy Joel

sick bastard

eyedclaar

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

HSB, let me help you with the rules here.

Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front fow of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?

HeartShapedBox wrote:

"It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from."

~Billy Joel

sick bastard

Too much?

Dissidentman

I love the witty banter that goes on when Eyed and Dunk get hold of a thread. Nothingman54, how do you think it happens?

Nothingman54 wrote:

When 2 cocks are going at it anything can happen.

BinauralJam

eyedclaar wrote:

Too much?

Never!

voidofman

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Too much?

Never!

I have a story where the question "Too much?" was asked but I don't think I can post it on this board as the story itself was indeed too much...

BinauralJam

VoidOfMan wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Too much?

Never!

I have a story where the question "Too much?" was asked but I don't think I can post it on this board as the story itself was indeed too much...

Do It :twisted:

i think the rules are you can curse, just not at anyone on here. Other than that, No Holds Barred.

voidofman

Okay then, this story starts at the Gorge for one of the festivals that went on down there, about 4 or 5 years ago. I wasn't there, my buddy said he was hanging with his other friends when some old grizzled guy comes up and asked if they want a shot of whiskey. He then asked them, "did you hear about the horrible mess up in Enumclaw? Man died at the hospital! Had twenty-three inches of Seabiscuit in him!"

When he got home he did some research and found out there was an animal farm where people had sex with horses, chickens, etc. and one guy got railed by a horse in 05 that perforated his colon which led do his death.

Anyways, there is a video of it online which I found, to watch for "morbid curiosity." The dude wasn't kidding, the horse was 23 inches and the guy needed a friend to help it in. After a few thrusts the horse was done and the guy was grunting in pain. His buddy who was helping asked this amazing question, "too much?"

Really?! Too much?! Like the guy is going to say, "no, I can take another foot or two."

eyedclaar

VoidOfMan wrote:

Okay then, this story starts at the Gorge for one of the festivals that went on down there, about 4 or 5 years ago. I wasn't there, my buddy said he was hanging with his other friends when some old grizzled guy comes up and asked if they want a shot of whiskey. He then asked them, "did you hear about the horrible mess up in Enumclaw? Man died at the hospital! Had twenty-three inches of Seabiscuit in him!"

When he got home he did some research and found out there was an animal farm where people had sex with horses, chickens, etc. and one guy got railed by a horse in 05 that perforated his colon which led do his death.

Anyways, there is a video of it online which I found, to watch for "morbid curiosity." The dude wasn't kidding, the horse was 23 inches and the guy needed a friend to help it in. After a few thrusts the horse was done and the guy was grunting in pain. His buddy who was helping asked this amazing question, "too much?"

Really?! Too much?! Like the guy is going to say, "no, I can take another foot or two."

I referenced that in a joke just other day. My buddy is a free-lance news photographer out of Seattle and he sent me the video link. I never watched it. Anyway, he said none of the local news stations would touch the story with a ten foot pole... or even a two foot horse cock. Hmmm, wonder why...

Lizard

Is that sh*t true?

eyedclaar

Lizard wrote:

Is that sh*t true?

Well, the bass player in my old band watched it and regretted it and he's a sick motherfucker that will watch anything.

voidofman

Haha eyed, that's about right, I told my buddy about the video and he refuses to watch it.

Liz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

BinauralJam

Holy Shit!!!

Ya i couldn't watch that.

voidofman

If you want to watch it just google search 2 Guys 1 Horse.

Hahah!

eyedclaar

VoidOfMan wrote:

If you want to watch it just google search 2 Guys 1 Horse.

Hahah!

And if you can stomach that, do a search on the sequel...

2 Guys 1 Horse and 1 Cup.

voidofman

There are video reactions on youtube of people watching the video, you can hear the vid in some of the reaction videos.