My youngest son had a loose tooth and since he is my "baby" I was going on and on about how my baby can't be losing his first tooth! That is when he said "Mom, when I lose my tooth, I am going to become a man".
a little off track, but I had a "moment" watching my seven year old son shred to Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" on "Guitar Hero Three" while my 11 year old daughter is doing a head-stand singing, "6...6,6"...
If my ex-wife walked in just then...she would've howled!
I'm a great influence on them..
..and yes, we play "even flow" every time they come over as well!
"This here's a REQUEST!"
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10/25/13 Hartford
my son is 8 and i tok him to see ed in san diego. he liked it but was exhausted. we are from ny so i blame it on the time difference b/c at home h eloves to stay up late and never tires. so he said to me "i was tired b/c you didn't take me to see pearl jam!!!!! if they were doing evolution i dont thin ki would have gotten tired" haha he is probably right but a long way off from going to a PJ show!
The other day, my 3 yr. old said to my 4 yr. old, "Who says 'who made up the myth?'" And the 4 yr. old replied, "EDDIE!" And they both went into a fit of giggles. I don't get the joke, but it was cute anyway.
Another time, at least a year ago, the 4 yr. old (then 3) picked up her play telephone and said, "Hi. Well the waiting drove me mad. Bye." And hung up. I can't remember if I've shared that before, but it was hilarious.
The other day, my 3 yr. old said to my 4 yr. old, "Who says 'who made up the myth?'" And the 4 yr. old replied, "EDDIE!" And they both went into a fit of giggles. I don't get the joke, but it was cute anyway.
Another time, at least a year ago, the 4 yr. old (then 3) picked up her play telephone and said, "Hi. Well the waiting drove me mad. Bye." And hung up. I can't remember if I've shared that before, but it was hilarious.
Those are two hilarious kids! But it looks like you've been letting them listen to a little too much Satan's Bed.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Those are two hilarious kids! But it looks like you've been letting them listen to a little too much Satan's Bed.
yeah, fortunately they don't know what most of the words mean. If I ever hear them quote another part of the song, I'll have to put it away for a while.
yeah, fortunately they don't know what most of the words mean. If I ever hear them quote another part of the song, I'll have to put it away for a while.
"Who never sucked Satan's dick?" "EDDIE!"
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
My two year old daughter was tearing around the house, as she does sometimes, just running and laughing and screaming, then she ran into her room and got really quiet. So I went in there and she was sitting on one of her chairs being silent. I asked her if she was ok and she looked at me and said, "I just need to calm down!"
Another time my mom was over visiting and my daughter was climbing on her and bouncing on the couch by her so my mom asked her what she was doing and my daughter yelled, "I'm freaking out!"
a little off track, but I had a "moment" watching my seven year old son shred to Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" on "Guitar Hero Three" while my 11 year old daughter is doing a head-stand singing, "6...6,6"...
If my ex-wife walked in just then...she would've howled!
I'm a great influence on them..
..and yes, we play "even flow" every time they come over as well!
sounds like us, got my 5 year old step daughter on tape singing "run to the hills"
(rock-band)
My two year old daughter was tearing around the house, as she does sometimes, just running and laughing and screaming, then she ran into her room and got really quiet. So I went in there and she was sitting on one of her chairs being silent. I asked her if she was ok and she looked at me and said, "I just need to calm down!"
Another time my mom was over visiting and my daughter was climbing on her and bouncing on the couch by her so my mom asked her what she was doing and my daughter yelled, "I'm freaking out!"
I really think you need to hide the coffee.
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
how about my daughter describing a large car as
"Gimungous!" - i guess its a cross between giant and humungous or huge - lol it got me laughing because she streched it out and was almost out of breathe when she finished the word - gggggiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmuuuuunnngggggooooouuuuuussssssssss!!!!!!!!!
As you live your life in sometimes quiet desperation, facing adversity and tragedy: if you have hope and love, that mixture helps you overcome that tragedy and go on with the rest of your life.”
--Jack Lengyel
Not sure if I have posted this before but I was just thinking about it the other day since it was my daughter's 10th birthday.
Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe
I could never face her teacher after that!
To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
went to pick up take out a few weeks ago, and i am driving in the car with my ex husband and my son. we pull up outside the place and the ex is trying to get me to go in b/c he doesn't feel like it - my 8 year old who i thought was paying NO attention just blurts out:
"daddy...be the man, go get the food"
waaaaaaaa! we busted out laughing. i knew in time he'd figure out why we were divorced w/o me ever saying a bad thing about his dad. hahaha.
My 2 year old has recently discovered mustard and wants to put it on everything. Yesterday she wanted to hold it while she ate her dinner. (I don't know why; she just did.) So I gave it to her, and she was trying like hell to get the lid off. Luckily, she couldn't open it...lol. But, she kept trying and she finally said, "What's goin' on with this thing? I need to fix it, mama. I think it needs batteries." lol!
My 2 year old has recently discovered mustard and wants to put it on everything. Yesterday she wanted to hold it while she ate her dinner. (I don't know why; she just did.) So I gave it to her, and she was trying like hell to get the lid off. Luckily, she couldn't open it...lol. But, she kept trying and she finally said, "What's goin' on with this thing? I need to fix it, mama. I think it needs batteries." lol!
:eek: Self-opening/squirting mustard!
Patents are already pending, J.Lo. :mad:
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Not sure if I have posted this before but I was just thinking about it the other day since it was my daughter's 10th birthday.
Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe
I could never face her teacher after that!
LOL! My sister-in-law and I were watching a hockey game a few months ago, and said something about our boyfriends on the team. My nephew then piped up that they are HIS boyfriends too!
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If my ex-wife walked in just then...she would've howled!
I'm a great influence on them..
..and yes, we play "even flow" every time they come over as well!
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
Three crooked hearts, swirls all around
You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D
I can tell..
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10/25/13 Hartford
Another time, at least a year ago, the 4 yr. old (then 3) picked up her play telephone and said, "Hi. Well the waiting drove me mad. Bye." And hung up. I can't remember if I've shared that before, but it was hilarious.
Those are two hilarious kids!
yeah, fortunately they don't know what most of the words mean. If I ever hear them quote another part of the song, I'll have to put it away for a while.
"Who never sucked Satan's dick?" "EDDIE!"
Another time my mom was over visiting and my daughter was climbing on her and bouncing on the couch by her so my mom asked her what she was doing and my daughter yelled, "I'm freaking out!"
OMG!! What would I do if they ever said that???
Probably laugh, then throw your copy of Vitalogy into a nearby fire.
But hey - it'd make a helluva story for this thread. Make it happen!
sounds like us, got my 5 year old step daughter on tape singing "run to the hills"
(rock-band)
we are the people our parents warned us about..
yes?
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
I really think you need to hide the coffee.
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
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http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
"Gimungous!" - i guess its a cross between giant and humungous or huge - lol it got me laughing because she streched it out and was almost out of breathe when she finished the word - gggggiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmuuuuunnngggggooooouuuuuussssssssss!!!!!!!!!
--Jack Lengyel
Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe
I could never face her teacher after that!
My 7 year old did the Mikey "closed eyes / head back" during the his "even flow" solo..
Think I've been playing PJ DVD's a little much?
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
"daddy...be the man, go get the food"
waaaaaaaa! we busted out laughing. i knew in time he'd figure out why we were divorced w/o me ever saying a bad thing about his dad. hahaha.
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
Patents are already pending, J.Lo. :mad:
LOL! My sister-in-law and I were watching a hockey game a few months ago, and said something about our boyfriends on the team. My nephew then piped up that they are HIS boyfriends too!
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
LOL!
that would explain their bad ass demeanor!
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10/25/13 Hartford
>said by my son when he was little!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"Sarah, we don't pay you to sit here and talk, we pay you to play, so lets go!"
"I don't feel like going to the zoo, if you wanna go so badly, make Josh (my husband) go with you, not me"
"Hey LADY (woman walking across the street) try to hustle it up a little, will ya!
"I wanna make a Birthday cake, you know, for the hell of it"
"Daddy said if he gets another parking ticket, he's going to fire bomb the city office"
Me -"Do you want milk or water?" Harrison - "How about a beer?"