Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    "Who never sucked Satan's dick?" "EDDIE!" :p


    OMG!! What would I do if they ever said that??? :o
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    OMG!! What would I do if they ever said that??? :o

    Probably laugh, then throw your copy of Vitalogy into a nearby fire. :p

    But hey - it'd make a helluva story for this thread. Make it happen! :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • MotorCityMike
    MotorCityMike Posts: 73
    my 2 step daughters were shooting at the dog with toy guns, and the 5 year old says, "shoot him in the head like Abraham Lincoln!"
  • MotorCityMike
    MotorCityMike Posts: 73
    locked wrote:
    a little off track, but I had a "moment" watching my seven year old son shred to Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" on "Guitar Hero Three" while my 11 year old daughter is doing a head-stand singing, "6...6,6"...

    If my ex-wife walked in just then...she would've howled!

    I'm a great influence on them..

    ..and yes, we play "even flow" every time they come over as well!


    sounds like us, got my 5 year old step daughter on tape singing "run to the hills"
    (rock-band)
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    MotorCityMike wrote:
    sounds like us, got my 5 year old step daughter on tape singing "run to the hills"
    (rock-band)

    we are the people our parents warned us about..

    yes?

    :)
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    10/25/13 Hartford
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    bump?
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    nocode23 wrote:
    My two year old daughter was tearing around the house, as she does sometimes, just running and laughing and screaming, then she ran into her room and got really quiet. So I went in there and she was sitting on one of her chairs being silent. I asked her if she was ok and she looked at me and said, "I just need to calm down!"
    Another time my mom was over visiting and my daughter was climbing on her and bouncing on the couch by her so my mom asked her what she was doing and my daughter yelled, "I'm freaking out!" :)

    I really think you need to hide the coffee.
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    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

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  • robowski
    robowski Posts: 143
    how about my daughter describing a large car as
    "Gimungous!" - i guess its a cross between giant and humungous or huge - lol it got me laughing because she streched it out and was almost out of breathe when she finished the word - gggggiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmuuuuunnngggggooooouuuuuussssssssss!!!!!!!!!
    As you live your life in sometimes quiet desperation, facing adversity and tragedy: if you have hope and love, that mixture helps you overcome that tragedy and go on with the rest of your life.”
    --Jack Lengyel
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Not sure if I have posted this before but I was just thinking about it the other day since it was my daughter's 10th birthday.
    Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe

    I could never face her teacher after that!
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    another "Guitar hero III" moment..

    My 7 year old did the Mikey "closed eyes / head back" during the his "even flow" solo..

    Think I've been playing PJ DVD's a little much?
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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    went to pick up take out a few weeks ago, and i am driving in the car with my ex husband and my son. we pull up outside the place and the ex is trying to get me to go in b/c he doesn't feel like it - my 8 year old who i thought was paying NO attention just blurts out:

    "daddy...be the man, go get the food"

    waaaaaaaa! we busted out laughing. i knew in time he'd figure out why we were divorced w/o me ever saying a bad thing about his dad. hahaha.
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    bump..
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  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    My 2 year old has recently discovered mustard and wants to put it on everything. Yesterday she wanted to hold it while she ate her dinner. (I don't know why; she just did.) So I gave it to her, and she was trying like hell to get the lid off. Luckily, she couldn't open it...lol. But, she kept trying and she finally said, "What's goin' on with this thing? I need to fix it, mama. I think it needs batteries." lol! :D
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    My 2 year old has recently discovered mustard and wants to put it on everything. Yesterday she wanted to hold it while she ate her dinner. (I don't know why; she just did.) So I gave it to her, and she was trying like hell to get the lid off. Luckily, she couldn't open it...lol. But, she kept trying and she finally said, "What's goin' on with this thing? I need to fix it, mama. I think it needs batteries." lol! :D
    :eek: Self-opening/squirting mustard!




    Patents are already pending, J.Lo. :mad: :p
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  • mert
    mert Posts: 167
    My two year old nephew has started leaking through his diapers, and says he's melting when this happens. :)
    mindi wrote:
    Not sure if I have posted this before but I was just thinking about it the other day since it was my daughter's 10th birthday.
    Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe

    I could never face her teacher after that!

    LOL! My sister-in-law and I were watching a hockey game a few months ago, and said something about our boyfriends on the team. My nephew then piped up that they are HIS boyfriends too! ;)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    yesterday zoe age 9 asked, if you bleed in space do you bleed blue cause theres no oxygen?.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    My son informed me the other day that an Octopus has eight testicles :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    yellowled24 wrote:
    My son informed me the other day that an Octopus has eight testicles :eek:

    LOL!
    that would explain their bad ass demeanor!
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    "I'm a penny Mexican"
    >said by my son when he was little!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    God, I could go on forever - But here are some classic Harrison lines (He's 6)

    "Sarah, we don't pay you to sit here and talk, we pay you to play, so lets go!"

    "I don't feel like going to the zoo, if you wanna go so badly, make Josh (my husband) go with you, not me"

    "Hey LADY (woman walking across the street) try to hustle it up a little, will ya!

    "I wanna make a Birthday cake, you know, for the hell of it"

    "Daddy said if he gets another parking ticket, he's going to fire bomb the city office"

    Me -"Do you want milk or water?" Harrison - "How about a beer?"

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