Kids say the darndest things : Part 2
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:"Who never sucked Satan's dick?" "EDDIE!"
OMG!! What would I do if they ever said that???I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.0 -
_Crazy_Mary_ wrote:OMG!! What would I do if they ever said that???
Probably laugh, then throw your copy of Vitalogy into a nearby fire.
But hey - it'd make a helluva story for this thread. Make it happen!Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
my 2 step daughters were shooting at the dog with toy guns, and the 5 year old says, "shoot him in the head like Abraham Lincoln!"0
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locked wrote:a little off track, but I had a "moment" watching my seven year old son shred to Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" on "Guitar Hero Three" while my 11 year old daughter is doing a head-stand singing, "6...6,6"...
If my ex-wife walked in just then...she would've howled!
I'm a great influence on them..
..and yes, we play "even flow" every time they come over as well!
sounds like us, got my 5 year old step daughter on tape singing "run to the hills"
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MotorCityMike wrote:sounds like us, got my 5 year old step daughter on tape singing "run to the hills"
(rock-band)
we are the people our parents warned us about..
yes?"This here's a REQUEST!"
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bump?"This here's a REQUEST!"
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nocode23 wrote:My two year old daughter was tearing around the house, as she does sometimes, just running and laughing and screaming, then she ran into her room and got really quiet. So I went in there and she was sitting on one of her chairs being silent. I asked her if she was ok and she looked at me and said, "I just need to calm down!"
Another time my mom was over visiting and my daughter was climbing on her and bouncing on the couch by her so my mom asked her what she was doing and my daughter yelled, "I'm freaking out!"
I really think you need to hide the coffee."If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
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how about my daughter describing a large car as
"Gimungous!" - i guess its a cross between giant and humungous or huge - lol it got me laughing because she streched it out and was almost out of breathe when she finished the word - gggggiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmuuuuunnngggggooooouuuuuussssssssss!!!!!!!!!As you live your life in sometimes quiet desperation, facing adversity and tragedy: if you have hope and love, that mixture helps you overcome that tragedy and go on with the rest of your life.”
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Not sure if I have posted this before but I was just thinking about it the other day since it was my daughter's 10th birthday.
Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe
I could never face her teacher after that!To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy0 -
another "Guitar hero III" moment..
My 7 year old did the Mikey "closed eyes / head back" during the his "even flow" solo..
Think I've been playing PJ DVD's a little much?"This here's a REQUEST!"
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went to pick up take out a few weeks ago, and i am driving in the car with my ex husband and my son. we pull up outside the place and the ex is trying to get me to go in b/c he doesn't feel like it - my 8 year old who i thought was paying NO attention just blurts out:
"daddy...be the man, go get the food"
waaaaaaaa! we busted out laughing. i knew in time he'd figure out why we were divorced w/o me ever saying a bad thing about his dad. hahaha.0 -
bump.."This here's a REQUEST!"
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My 2 year old has recently discovered mustard and wants to put it on everything. Yesterday she wanted to hold it while she ate her dinner. (I don't know why; she just did.) So I gave it to her, and she was trying like hell to get the lid off. Luckily, she couldn't open it...lol. But, she kept trying and she finally said, "What's goin' on with this thing? I need to fix it, mama. I think it needs batteries." lol!0
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Brain of J.Lo wrote:My 2 year old has recently discovered mustard and wants to put it on everything. Yesterday she wanted to hold it while she ate her dinner. (I don't know why; she just did.) So I gave it to her, and she was trying like hell to get the lid off. Luckily, she couldn't open it...lol. But, she kept trying and she finally said, "What's goin' on with this thing? I need to fix it, mama. I think it needs batteries." lol!
Patents are already pending, J.Lo. :mad:Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
My two year old nephew has started leaking through his diapers, and says he's melting when this happens.mindi wrote:Not sure if I have posted this before but I was just thinking about it the other day since it was my daughter's 10th birthday.
Anyway when she was in kindergarten her Open House night fell on the same night as the VFC show in St Louis. So Katie, my sweet innocent kindergartener, told her teacher that her mom and dad would not be able to come because her mom had to go see her boyfriend that night. hehehe
I could never face her teacher after that!
LOL! My sister-in-law and I were watching a hockey game a few months ago, and said something about our boyfriends on the team. My nephew then piped up that they are HIS boyfriends too!0 -
yesterday zoe age 9 asked, if you bleed in space do you bleed blue cause theres no oxygen?.hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
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My son informed me the other day that an Octopus has eight testicles :eek:"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed0
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yellowled24 wrote:My son informed me the other day that an Octopus has eight testicles :eek:
LOL!
that would explain their bad ass demeanor!"This here's a REQUEST!"
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"I'm a penny Mexican"
>said by my son when he was little!!So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me0 -
God, I could go on forever - But here are some classic Harrison lines (He's 6)
"Sarah, we don't pay you to sit here and talk, we pay you to play, so lets go!"
"I don't feel like going to the zoo, if you wanna go so badly, make Josh (my husband) go with you, not me"
"Hey LADY (woman walking across the street) try to hustle it up a little, will ya!
"I wanna make a Birthday cake, you know, for the hell of it"
"Daddy said if he gets another parking ticket, he's going to fire bomb the city office"
Me -"Do you want milk or water?" Harrison - "How about a beer?"0
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