Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

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edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
1) My 5 yr. old son was frustrated with his sippy cup the other day and said:
"It's like my WORST enemy!"

2) Driving my 9 y.r old daughter to the bus stop this morning, I noted how many books she had in her book bag to which she responded:

"Geez Dad, HELLO! I'm in third grade!"
"This here's a REQUEST!"
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  • Riot_Rain
    Riot_Rain Posts: 348
    :)
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  • chipboy
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    My 15 year old was left with the apparently overwhelming task of watching my 5 year old for 2 hours the other day and I came home to this gem:

    "Justin said a bad word."
    "What did he say?"
    "It starts with a 'D' and ends with a 'ouchebag'."
  • you are
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    my niece was just starting to say all kinds of words....and then we got to the word - ice, and she said - "IIAASS".......no matter how many times we got her to say it, it still came out sounding like "ass".....poor kid :D

    and my other niece wanted to hold this baby and she was 3 at that time. so instead of saying "I hold baby" or something like that, she said "Baby hold me" and reached for the baby. it was so cute! :p

    i love kids, they're so adorable, funny, and innocent....can't wait to have my own one day.
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  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    chipboy wrote:
    My 15 year old was left with the apparently overwhelming task of watching my 5 year old for 2 hours the other day and I came home to this gem:

    "Justin said a bad word."
    "What did he say?"
    "It starts with a 'D' and ends with a 'ouchebag'."

    that is funny. :D


    my 4.5 year old son is in t-ball and he is highly competitive and dramatic. His team was on the field and when he was out run by his teammates who were all trying to get the ball, Kyle threw his hat on the ground, then his mitt and said "I am OUT!" and walked off the field. :o
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  • Cosmo
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    I was at the Mall and I saw this woman breast feeding and the baby must have gotten annoyed 'cuz he said, "As soon as I'm done sucking on this tit... I'm going to come over there and kill you".
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  • locked
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    after my 5 year old son sneezed 3 times in a row, he told me..

    "dad, I think I'm allegric to boogies!"...
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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  • Stinkfoot
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    My two year old loves watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (The T.Burton one).

    What started off as 'Winky Wonka'....soon became 'Wanky Wonka' :eek:
    (I'm glad we've managed to get her back to 'Winky' now :D)
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  • Collin
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    funny thread...

    where's part one?
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  • grungegirl
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    chipboy wrote:
    My 15 year old was left with the apparently overwhelming task of watching my 5 year old for 2 hours the other day and I came home to this gem:

    "Justin said a bad word."
    "What did he say?"
    "It starts with a 'D' and ends with a 'ouchebag'."

    That is funny as heck LOL
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    This happened like 15 years ago and it is a story that my mom has told.

    My mom was driving one day with my sister in the back seat. She must've been around six. Well my mom was drinking coffee and once she took a sip my sister started to cry. When my mom asked why she said, "You are not allowed to drink and drive." or something to that effect.
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  • vinceinhiding
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    releaselauren wrote:
    that is funny. :D


    my 4.5 year old son is in t-ball and he is highly competitive and dramatic. His team was on the field and when he was out run by his teammates who were all trying to get the ball, Kyle threw his hat on the ground, then his mitt and said "I am OUT!" and walked off the field. :o

    oh man thats hilarious... kids in sports, theres nothing more entertaining!
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  • EddiesGurl
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    these are all great!! kids are too funny! i love it!! :D
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    locked wrote:
    1) My 5 yr. old son was frustrated with his sippy cup the other day and said:
    "It's like my WORST enemy!"

    2) Driving my 9 y.r old daughter to the bus stop this morning, I noted how many books she had in her book bag to which she responded:

    "Geez Dad, HELLO! I'm in third grade!"

    LOL!!! :D
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  • markymark550
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    NothinGBetteRPJMaN wrote:
    This happened like 15 years ago and it is a story that my mom has told.

    My mom was driving one day with my sister in the back seat. She must've been around six. Well my mom was drinking coffee and once she took a sip my sister started to cry. When my asked why she said, "You are not allowed to drink and drive." or something to that affect.
    I used to think the exact same thing when I was that age. I was convinced that whoever was driving was going to get taken to jail because of those don't drink and drive commercials.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    Completely true story :

    One time when i was very young i apparently came home from school and i think some kids had been talking about protestants and catholics that day. My dad says that night i asked him and my mum very seriously, 'Am i a prostitute?' I kinda remember it and i remember my dad laughing his head off and just saying 'I hope not!'
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • Collin
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    stu gee wrote:
    Completely true story :

    One time when i was very young i apparently came home from school and i think some kids had been talking about protestants and catholics that day. My dad says that night i asked him and my mum very seriously, 'Am i a prostitute?' I kinda remember it and i remember my dad laughing his head off and just saying 'I hope not!'

    Damn, I was literally on the floor laughing!
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  • JaneNY
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    I told my daughter she couldn't do something, and she glared and said 'meany', and I said 'what was that?' and she grabs her knee and goes 'oh! me knee, me knee is hurting'. Blatant, but amusing.
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  • small town beck
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    stu gee wrote:
    Completely true story :

    One time when i was very young i apparently came home from school and i think some kids had been talking about protestants and catholics that day. My dad says that night i asked him and my mum very seriously, 'Am i a prostitute?' I kinda remember it and i remember my dad laughing his head off and just saying 'I hope not!'

    Too cute. Reminds me of when I was a kid and Madonn's "Like a Virgin" came out. I was little and I didn't know what a virgin was so I asked my older sister. Before telling me what it was she said "do you think you are one?" and I said no I didn't think I was :o. LOL older siblings can be so cruel.

    I think the sippy cup, worst enemy one is my fave. :)
  • ZiggyStar
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    small town beck wrote:
    Too cute. Reminds me of when I was a kid and Madonn's "Like a Virgin" came out. I was little and I didn't know what a virgin was so I asked my older sister. Before telling me what it was she said "do you think you are one?" and I said no I didn't think I was :o. LOL older siblings can be so cruel.

    I think the sippy cup, worst enemy one is my fave. :)

    Speaking of older siblings...

    Apparently I couldn't say "TR" when I was really young and would instead say "F"...so my older brother and sister (9 and 5 years old than myself) would point to a car and say "What is that?" "CARRR" and then would point to a truck "What is that?" "FUCKKK!!!" My mum wasn't very amused. I can only vaguely remember it.
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  • small town beck
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    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Speaking of older siblings...

    Apparently I couldn't say "TR" when I was really young and would instead say "F"...so my older brother and sister (9 and 5 years old than myself) would point to a car and say "What is that?" "CARRR" and then would point to a truck "What is that?" "FUCKKK!!!" My mum wasn't very amused. I can only vaguely remember it.

    LOL

    Older siblings. You have to love 'em. ;)

    You would think I would have learned my lesson but nope... I eventually had to ask her what horny meant :eek:

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