Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

AmentsChick

sk8nshoot1 wrote:

When my son was 1+ and toddling around we got a kitten... He wanted in the worst way to get near the cat and pet it and grab it... So anytime he got near the poor thing we would say "easy, easy... be easy..."

He grew up thinking the cat's name was "Easy" and always called it that...

That is fricken PRECIOUS!!! awww!!


Sidenote: I think this is one of my all-time favorite threads!

AmentsChick

locked wrote:

Had to post this before I forgot..

Our family is sitting at the dinner table last night.
My wife reminds my 6 year-old son that he has to bring something to school tomorrow that starts with the letter "Y"...Right on cue, he starts singing "WHY GO HOME, WHY GO HOME..!"..

His two sisters (8 and 10) joined in ...(I get an evil stare from the wife)..

**proud PJ addict / parent moment**

SOOOO cute!!

I had "Why Go Home" on in the car the other day and Julia (4) was singing along to the chorus. When it was over she said, "Meredith, why doesn't Eddie Vedduh want to go home?" I burst out laughing.

AmentsChick

locked wrote:

My 9 year old daughter was having melt downs after a week's vacation with the family up in New Hampshire..

She complained so much, I told her I was going to buy her a tee shirt with "No fair!" written on the front...

She told me, "Oh yah, and I'm going to get you a t-shirt that says 'I LOOOVE Pearl Jam'"...

(I think its starting to show, huh?)

She told you! *SNNNNNNNNNNAP*

AmentsChick

releaselauren wrote:

This evening when I asked my 7 year old son if he wanted to play a "matching game" (i.e., help me match socks that never stay together after laundry), he replied "I'd rather eat my foot" and when I told him that he would have to do laundry and match socks when he grew up, his response was "My wife will do that stuff!" :eek:

That sounds about right!

locked

AmentsChick wrote:

That sounds about right!

someone missed the "equality" briefing at school..!

AmentsChick

locked wrote:

someone missed the "equality" briefing at school..!

Yup, sure did. I have no problem doing a guy's laundry.

OneLove

I work with kids aged 18 months to 2.5 years..... I'd say just about every day someone says something that leaves me laughing hysterically

So lets see....

First a few nephew ones. At age three or so, I visited my sister, and helped get my nephew ready for bed. We were getting him out of the bathtub, when my nephew got that famous "watch this" sly grin on his face. He stood up, and in his best opera voice screamed "SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIITTTT", at the TOP of his lungs, as he wrapped the towel around himself.

My brother in law, without missing a beat, asked me what I'd taught my nephew (in fairness, I do find swearing kids hysterical). My nephew covered my sisters ears, winked at me and said "I've been waiting all life to say that, and I thought you were the only one who knew what it ment!".

OneLove

One little boy has a favorite toy, its a small plastic fox. He can't say fox, it comes out fucks. Cracked me up the first time. The more I tried to get him to say fox, the louder the said the other word.

He was so proud of himself when he got it right, he ran to tell his mom when she picked him up for the day.

"Mommy, miss heather taught me about fucks today!"

Yikes.

OneLove

Last year, my nephew (age 6 at the time) went to key west. There is apparently a meteorite somewhere down there, which he has proudly described as a Meat Eater ever since.

When said nehpew was about 3, we took him as a family to a christmas lights display. Afterwords, my sister and I went to target or somewhere with him to finsh christmas shopping. As we approached the store, Nathan noticed all of the store lights and said (loud!) "God damn! Look at those lights!"

AmentsChick

Just heard a cute one!!

I was helping Julia (4) brush her teeth. She has new Shrek toothpaste and when I squeezed it on the brush it came out an icky green color. She looked at me HORRIFIED and said, "Is that toothpaste actually worm juice?" (I guess being that it was Shrek and all it made sense.)

libragirl

that's cute

locked

OneLove wrote:

When said nehpew was about 3, we took him as a family to a christmas lights display. Afterwords, my sister and I went to target or somewhere with him to finsh christmas shopping. As we approached the store, Nathan noticed all of the store lights and said (loud!) "God damn! Look at those lights!"

LMAO!

AmentsChick

Yesterday was another cute one. They have landscapers here working on the patio/yard. They were really loud during naptime (cutting tiles, leaf blower etc) and Julia came downstairs and said, "What's the ruckus?"

Wonder where she heard that one!

Ericastrada

My mom is a kindergarten teacher so she has had a few good story. My favorite was always about a kid that was telling his class about a trip to South Carolina, but he kept calling it Florida. Everytime he said Florida, she would correct him and say, "You mean South Carolina". He seemed to be fine with it the first couple of times until he said Florida again, my mom interjected, and he stopped telling the story, looked at her and said "God damn it, I said Florida!!!!!!"

AmentsChick

Ericastrada wrote:

My mom is a kindergarten teacher so she has had a few good story. My favorite was always about a kid that was telling his class about a trip to South Carolina, but he kept calling it Florida. Everytime he said Florida, she would correct him and say, "You mean South Carolina". He seemed to be fine with it the first couple of times until he said Florida again, my mom interjected, and he stopped telling the story, looked at her and said "God damn it, I said Florida!!!!!!"

Geez, I see anger management classes in his future!!

OneLove

AmentsChick wrote:

Yesterday was another cute one. They have landscapers here working on the patio/yard. They were really loud during naptime (cutting tiles, leaf blower etc) and Julia came downstairs and said, "What's the ruckus?"

Wonder where she heard that one!

I dunno, but that is CUTE!

One of "my" kids once asked me what it felt like to be old. I belive the quote went something like "So you are old right Miss Heather? Does it hurt? " He was a kindergartener, at the time I was 22. I must be ancient now!

bgivens33

my sis inlaws niece... when she was 3 or so, my sis was going over animal sounds with her.

what does a cow say? mooo
what does a cat say? meow
what does a duck say? afflac

it was pretty funny.

Linda

At the dining table:

My daughter, 8 jrs at the time making a statement: " i'm an vegetarian "

Lois, 6 yrs: "oh, im am an Aquarius".....

Linda

in a dutch magazine.

A little girl sees the colors of some oil in a puddle pool : "aaaah, the rainbow died..."

locked

my six year old son scored a goal in the last game of the season for his lacrosse team.

The team is mostly made up of older kids in the first and second grade so he got lots of praise from his teamates..

On the ride home, I congratulating him on the goal as well and he replied..

"Hey, that's what I do!..."

modesty becomes him...!