Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

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  • xscorcho
    xscorcho Posts: 409
    love this thread!
  • Medicated-Genius
    Medicated-Genius Posts: 359
    Master Ten, having just watched the Da Vinci code with much interest. He was pretty blown away and very excitedly stated......

    " Oh man, I think my brain just moved up a level!!"
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Today's cute conversation after getting into a hot car:


    Me: Whew...it's hot in here!

    J: But, it's not hot....it just smells hot.

    M: How can it 'smell' hot?

    J: Well, it's just hot in my nose.
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  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    my 8 year old daughter jumped into bed with me and my wife at 2am last night complaining how dark it was ..

    She said, "its so dark out there you can't even see the clouds in the sky!~"

    (you can't make these lines up!)
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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  • harrymanback
    harrymanback Posts: 435
    my son couldn;t pee the other night ... he decided the poop was probably blocking it, so he pooped, then pee'd. "see daddy, i can now pee because i pooped."
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    My 6 year old boy had a baseball game. He looks at one of the moms in the stands and says "I'd like to have butt sex with her."

    No wait, that's what I said. Nevermind.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
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    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    harrymanback wrote:
    my son couldn;t pee the other night ... he decided the poop was probably blocking it, so he pooped, then pee'd. "see daddy, i can now pee because i pooped."

    ok, you're officialy banned from posting again in this thread..

    :)

    The "buttsex" commenter can stay.. THAT was funny!
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  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    Cosmo wrote:
    I was at the Mall and I saw this woman breast feeding and the baby must have gotten annoyed 'cuz he said, "As soon as I'm done sucking on this tit... I'm going to come over there and kill you".

    hahahahahahahaha.

    I was with my cousin who was five at the time and his stomach wasn't feeling too well so I let him sleep in my room and he wakes up at about three in the morning and wakes me up and says, "Mikey? I just farted and stuff came out."
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Just now when I went to get my one year old out of her crib after her nap, she looked up at me with this fierce look in her eyes and said very loudly and very clearly "RAAAA TAAAAA!!!!" I'm not sure what means, but I'm a little worried. :D

    I can't wait until she starts saying more actual words. ;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Just now when I went to get my one year old out of her crib after her nap, she looked up at me with this fierce look in her eyes and said very loudly and very clearly "RAAAA TAAAAA!!!!" I'm not sure what means, but I'm a little worried. :D

    I can't wait until she starts saying more actual words. ;)

    AWWWWW So cute! One of the girl's I take care of is 1...such a fun age.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    AmentsChick wrote:
    AWWWWW So cute! One of the girl's I take care of is 1...such a fun age.

    I know. I seriously have more fun with her every day. She is just awesome. :D
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I know. I seriously have more fun with her every day. She is just awesome. :D
    What's her name? When's her bday?
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • imspinnin
    imspinnin Posts: 933
    My son says to me yesterday...
    Mom you shouldn't drink "sink water" it has tentacle's.
    I was like what??
    So I start asking him like an octopus and squid? He says no mom, you know tentacles like germs...so a couple of hours go by I'm still dumb founded, then finally it hit's me, what he ment to say was...
    "Mom you shouldn't drink sink water, because it has chemicals."
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    imspinnin wrote:
    My son says to me yesterday...
    Mom you shouldn't drink "sink water" it has tentacle's.
    I was like what??
    So I start asking him like an octopus and squid? He says no mom, you know tentacles like germs...so a couple of hours go by I'm still dumb founded, then finally it hit's me, what he ment to say was...
    "Mom you shouldn't drink sink water, because it has chemicals."

    tentacle's = chemicals.

    LMAO!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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    10/25/13 Hartford
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Listening to the radio coming back from my in-laws house and Dazed and Confused comes on. My daughter, who is 10, asks who was singing. I said that's Led Zeppelin. She says "Really? More like Lame Zeppelin."

    Kids today. No respect for their elders.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
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    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    here's a new one..

    I was with my six year old son going to get an icecream.
    We pulled into the parking lot next to a Jeep that was completly coverered in mud.

    My son asked why it was so dirty..

    I told him the owner must have taken it four-wheeling..

    He thinks about it and says, "looks more like FIVE-wheeling!"...
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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    10/25/13 Hartford
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    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    My kids have are facinated by my Who Dvd from their 12/2/06 show in Boston..

    I guess they can't beleive "old guys" can rock out so hard..


    My 8 year old daughter saw a picture of Pete Townsend in a magaizine and said to me..
    "Daddy.. isn't that Pete Windmill?"
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    10/25/13 Hartford
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    where's the new stories all gone?
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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    Me: "so are you working harder this year or last year, at the old school?"
    He: "Last year, but today we learned a very difficult word... like 7th grade difficult"
    Me: "Oh yeah? What word is it?"
    He: "Permittedher"
    Me: "Oh... not even I know that word"
    He: "OMG... you don't know what permittedher means?"
    Me: "no I don't"
    He: "so imagine this is a piece of carpet... the edge here, all around... that's permittedher!"
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
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    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    meme wrote:
    Me: "so are you working harder this year or last year, at the old school?"
    He: "Last year, but today we learned a very difficult word... like 7th grade difficult"
    Me: "Oh yeah? What word is it?"
    He: "Permittedher"
    Me: "Oh... not even I know that word"
    He: "OMG... you don't know what permittedher means?"
    Me: "no I don't"
    He: "so imagine this is a piece of carpet... the edge here, all around... that's permittedher!"

    great!
    that's classic..
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford

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