yeah! that's probably true... just like when they might not think they're attracted but they're so in love with you
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How about the gals that ignore you... and get pissed off when you're not interested in them?
I don't play games... let them mess up some other poor fool.
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How about the gals that ignore you... and get pissed off when you're not interested in them?
I don't play games... let them mess up some other poor fool.
well, see that's where the idea of "all men are the same" comes to be proven wrong, my friend. i don't piss girls off. and i love all kinds of girls. ALL OF THEM! except the retarded, short and hairy ones.... j/k
This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
your the best argument for abortion i have ever seen. ever thought of being thier poster child?
Are you gonna campaign for lobotomization?
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
if you'd like a short theology lesson; moses brought down 619 commandments. these 619 were called the 10 commandments later because people were over whelmed. the 619 are listed in the koran but the bible only mentions thier existence.
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Sounds more like Moses was a lazy sot and didn't want to lug them down the mountain... so, he just picked out two of his favorite tablets. And I don't blame the dude... because, come on... 123.8 tablets (based on 5 Commandments per Tablet) down Mount Sinai... that shit had to get heavy.
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Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.
This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
if you'd like a short theology lesson; moses brought down 619 commandments. these 619 were called the 10 commandments later because people were over whelmed. the 619 are listed in the koran but the bible only mentions thier existence.
ok. so these 619 commandments are in the koran via moses? is there a list of them anywhere?
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Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.
you say this like it's only politics and/or religion. dont argue with women ever. no man has won an argument with a woman in the history of sex. you simply cannot reason with the irrational. and even if you THINK you won, just want... the next 2 weeks of your life will make you wish you'd surrendered after the first word.
be wary men! this is why you only talk about how slutty other girls look compared to how pretty she is, or sports. she wont care about the latter but she'll listen and be reassured that you're a manly man.
Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.
i HATE when i someone brings it up when i've been drinking too much. b/c i can't defend my beliefs because i'm too drunk. and i try to get them to stop talking about it but they won't. it's not fair.
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Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.
he didn't need intense hiking boots and strong arms, he had the strenght of god on his side.
im reasonably certain they dont exist. onelongsong is the biggest imaginary shit talker on here. he's made more wild, unsubstantiated claims than anyone i know round here. he's a former rock star, medical miracle, milita man, has killed 2 people, a practicing attorney who has never been beaten, a buffalo rancher, and now, apparently, the sole keeper of 619 commandments wired directly to him by god.
new motion: atheists and christians be damned. we should all be worshipping onelongsong, cos he CLEARLY is god's gift to this message board! a regular renaissance man.
i never heard the rock star one. What band was he in?
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Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.
yeah, but come on... trying to devaluate this story by comparing it to you walking down a trodden mountain trail doesn't mean anything.
This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
i HATE when i someone brings it up when i've been drinking too much. b/c i can't defend my beliefs because i'm too drunk. and i try to get them to stop talking about it but they won't. it's not fair.
even if you were not drunk, you'd never win with me.
This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.
i HATE when i someone brings it up when i've been drinking too much. b/c i can't defend my beliefs because i'm too drunk. and i try to get them to stop talking about it but they won't. it's not fair.
that's when you talk about how troy smith got a raw deal in the draft. in columbus, that will defuse any political and/or religious debate ever
i never talked politics drunk surprisingly. once or twice i guess, and i was pretty lucid, but the people arguing were worse off so it was easy. i mostly just did party tricks or talked about how i i thought we should all follow one of the 11th or 12th commandments: thou shalt next play beer pong and though shalt always do bong rips after the 10th beer.
yeah, but come on... trying to devaluate this story by comparing it to you walking down a trodden mountain trail doesn't mean anything.
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Hey... I'm just saying... gimme a good pair of hiking boots and a pair of Levis over a robe and sandals when scaling the side of a mountain to retrieve 123.8 stone tablets... anyday.
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
you say this like it's only politics and/or religion. dont argue with women ever. no man has won an argument with a woman in the history of sex. you simply cannot reason with the irrational. and even if you THINK you won, just want... the next 2 weeks of your life will make you wish you'd surrendered after the first word.
be wary men! this is why you only talk about how slutty other girls look compared to how pretty she is, or sports. she wont care about the latter but she'll listen and be reassured that you're a manly man.
I know you're trying to be cheeky funny, but that could be construed as an insult to women in as that they are unable to admit to when they are wrong in an argument. A good person of either sex will admit when they are outmatched with fact.
i never heard the rock star one. What band was he in?
he wont say. nor will he say where he went to law school. nor will he say what happened in his medical accident. nor will he... you get the gist. you remember that kid in junior high who ALWAYS had a cooler story than you that everyone knew was bullshit? sometimes, he doesn't grow outta that.
I know you're trying to be cheeky funny, but that could be construed as an insult to women in as that they are unable to admit to when they are wrong in an argument. A good person of either sex will admit when they are outmatched with fact.
then good women are hard to find, becos i've yet to meet a woman who will ever admit to being wrong about anything. if she does, it's by implying that i was wrong in what i thought i said which is why she was wrong. it's an amazing gift to witness really.
and yes, im trying to be cheeky funny, but im also right. it's not an insult to women, it's just the way they operate and im trying to teach these poor guys to not try to fight it.
im reasonably certain they dont exist. onelongsong is the biggest imaginary shit talker on here. he's made more wild, unsubstantiated claims than anyone i know round here. he's a former rock star, medical miracle, milita man, has killed 2 people, a practicing attorney who has never been beaten, a buffalo rancher, and now, apparently, the sole keeper of 619 commandments wired directly to him by god.
new motion: atheists and christians be damned. we should all be worshipping onelongsong, cos he CLEARLY is god's gift to this message board! a regular renaissance man.
it's alright if you're not smart enough to do more than one thing at a time. or if you don't have the intelligence to follow a line of progression; ie; someone having an aneurysm and having to change occupations. but i forgive the ignorant. i know it's not your fault. i will try to talk in a grade school mode so you can follow.
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How about the gals that ignore you... and get pissed off when you're not interested in them?
I don't play games... let them mess up some other poor fool.
Hail, Hail!!!
i found out that talking about religion and politics also is a big turn-off when it comes to dating. i've learned it for myself, actually.
Are you gonna campaign for lobotomization?
Sounds more like Moses was a lazy sot and didn't want to lug them down the mountain... so, he just picked out two of his favorite tablets. And I don't blame the dude... because, come on... 123.8 tablets (based on 5 Commandments per Tablet) down Mount Sinai... that shit had to get heavy.
Hail, Hail!!!
Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.
ok. so these 619 commandments are in the koran via moses? is there a list of them anywhere?
I think this is all a terrible mistake lost in translation. It was 6.19 commandments. That's my theory.
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i thought there were originally 15 commandments, but one tablet fell??? I'm so confused.
Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.
Hail, Hail!!!
you say this like it's only politics and/or religion. dont argue with women ever. no man has won an argument with a woman in the history of sex. you simply cannot reason with the irrational. and even if you THINK you won, just want... the next 2 weeks of your life will make you wish you'd surrendered after the first word.
be wary men! this is why you only talk about how slutty other girls look compared to how pretty she is, or sports. she wont care about the latter but she'll listen and be reassured that you're a manly man.
It works with dogs, I guess.
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i HATE when i someone brings it up when i've been drinking too much. b/c i can't defend my beliefs because i'm too drunk. and i try to get them to stop talking about it but they won't. it's not fair.
he didn't need intense hiking boots and strong arms, he had the strenght of god on his side.
i never heard the rock star one. What band was he in?
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that's when you talk about how troy smith got a raw deal in the draft. in columbus, that will defuse any political and/or religious debate ever
i never talked politics drunk surprisingly. once or twice i guess, and i was pretty lucid, but the people arguing were worse off so it was easy. i mostly just did party tricks or talked about how i i thought we should all follow one of the 11th or 12th commandments: thou shalt next play beer pong and though shalt always do bong rips after the 10th beer.
nice one. now seriously....
Hey... I'm just saying... gimme a good pair of hiking boots and a pair of Levis over a robe and sandals when scaling the side of a mountain to retrieve 123.8 stone tablets... anyday.
Hail, Hail!!!
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but why would you argue with me? i just threw you my phone number from my car!
he wont say. nor will he say where he went to law school. nor will he say what happened in his medical accident. nor will he... you get the gist. you remember that kid in junior high who ALWAYS had a cooler story than you that everyone knew was bullshit? sometimes, he doesn't grow outta that.
Condiments, commandments, who's counting?
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ok now. every guy take note. see how easy it is to get a girls number?
ask and ye shall receive.
then good women are hard to find, becos i've yet to meet a woman who will ever admit to being wrong about anything. if she does, it's by implying that i was wrong in what i thought i said which is why she was wrong. it's an amazing gift to witness really.
and yes, im trying to be cheeky funny, but im also right. it's not an insult to women, it's just the way they operate and im trying to teach these poor guys to not try to fight it.
it's alright if you're not smart enough to do more than one thing at a time. or if you don't have the intelligence to follow a line of progression; ie; someone having an aneurysm and having to change occupations. but i forgive the ignorant. i know it's not your fault. i will try to talk in a grade school mode so you can follow.