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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    yeah! that's probably true... just like when they might not think they're attracted but they're so in love with you
    ...
    How about the gals that ignore you... and get pissed off when you're not interested in them?
    I don't play games... let them mess up some other poor fool.
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  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    crittables wrote:
    fine, i'll keep a stash of crumbled up papers with my phone number on it in my glove box. just in case.
    there! now that sounds better. solving one problem at a time. why aren't anymore guys commenting on this?

    i found out that talking about religion and politics also is a big turn-off when it comes to dating. i've learned it for myself, actually.
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  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    How about the gals that ignore you... and get pissed off when you're not interested in them?
    I don't play games... let them mess up some other poor fool.
    well, see that's where the idea of "all men are the same" comes to be proven wrong, my friend. i don't piss girls off. and i love all kinds of girls. ALL OF THEM! except the retarded, short and hairy ones.... j/k
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    onelongsong wrote:
    your the best argument for abortion i have ever seen. ever thought of being thier poster child?

    Are you gonna campaign for lobotomization?
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    onelongsong wrote:
    if you'd like a short theology lesson; moses brought down 619 commandments. these 619 were called the 10 commandments later because people were over whelmed. the 619 are listed in the koran but the bible only mentions thier existence.
    ...
    Sounds more like Moses was a lazy sot and didn't want to lug them down the mountain... so, he just picked out two of his favorite tablets. And I don't blame the dude... because, come on... 123.8 tablets (based on 5 Commandments per Tablet) down Mount Sinai... that shit had to get heavy.
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  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...come on... 123.8 tablets (based on 5 Commandments per Tablet) down Mount Sinai... that shit had to get heavy.
    that is a good point you have there.
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  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    TRUTH BE KNOWN:

    Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    onelongsong wrote:
    if you'd like a short theology lesson; moses brought down 619 commandments. these 619 were called the 10 commandments later because people were over whelmed. the 619 are listed in the koran but the bible only mentions thier existence.

    ok. so these 619 commandments are in the koran via moses? is there a list of them anywhere?
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    soulsinging wrote:
    ok. so these 619 commandments are in the koran via moses? is there a list of them anywhere?

    I think this is all a terrible mistake lost in translation. It was 6.19 commandments. That's my theory. :)
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  • chopitdown
    chopitdown Posts: 2,222
    soulsinging wrote:
    ok. so these 619 commandments are in the koran via moses? is there a list of them anywhere?

    i thought there were originally 15 commandments, but one tablet fell??? I'm so confused.
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    that is a good point you have there.
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    Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    TRUTH BE KNOWN:

    Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.

    you say this like it's only politics and/or religion. dont argue with women ever. no man has won an argument with a woman in the history of sex. you simply cannot reason with the irrational. and even if you THINK you won, just want... the next 2 weeks of your life will make you wish you'd surrendered after the first word.

    be wary men! this is why you only talk about how slutty other girls look compared to how pretty she is, or sports. she wont care about the latter but she'll listen and be reassured that you're a manly man.
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Who needs commandments anyway?

    It works with dogs, I guess.
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  • crittables
    crittables Posts: 342
    deadnothingbetter wrote:
    TRUTH BE KNOWN:

    Girls do not like topics about religion and politics. If you're on a date, let her be the one to bring up the conversation about religion and/or politics. And if she does only tease her about her beliefs. But for the sake of your manhood, don't argue with her.

    i HATE when i someone brings it up when i've been drinking too much. b/c i can't defend my beliefs because i'm too drunk. and i try to get them to stop talking about it but they won't. it's not fair.
  • crittables
    crittables Posts: 342
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.


    he didn't need intense hiking boots and strong arms, he had the strenght of god on his side.
  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    soulsinging wrote:
    im reasonably certain they dont exist. onelongsong is the biggest imaginary shit talker on here. he's made more wild, unsubstantiated claims than anyone i know round here. he's a former rock star, medical miracle, milita man, has killed 2 people, a practicing attorney who has never been beaten, a buffalo rancher, and now, apparently, the sole keeper of 619 commandments wired directly to him by god.

    new motion: atheists and christians be damned. we should all be worshipping onelongsong, cos he CLEARLY is god's gift to this message board! a regular renaissance man.



    i never heard the rock star one. What band was he in?
  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Seriously... hiking down a mountain... in SANDALS? I mean, I've slid down well trodden mountain trails wearing fricken' hiking boots... i i wasn't carrying no stone tablets. Moses was supposed to carry them stone tablets down untouched mountain terrain in sandals and a robe? We might have gotten 15... 20 of the Commandments had Moses brought along a North Face daypack.
    yeah, but come on... trying to devaluate this story by comparing it to you walking down a trodden mountain trail doesn't mean anything.
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    gue_barium wrote:
    Who needs commandments anyway?

    It works with dogs, I guess.
    ...
    Like hot dogs? Relish... mustard... catsup... onions?
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  • crittables
    crittables Posts: 342
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    i never heard the rock star one. What band was he in?


    creed
  • deadnothingbetter
    deadnothingbetter Posts: 2,202
    crittables wrote:
    i HATE when i someone brings it up when i've been drinking too much. b/c i can't defend my beliefs because i'm too drunk. and i try to get them to stop talking about it but they won't. it's not fair.
    even if you were not drunk, you'd never win with me.
    This isn't the land of opportunity, it's the land of competition.

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