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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard burnt the hair off his arm trying to light the BBQ.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard likes to wears dresses with little moons,and yellow flowers on them
    grimmy
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wishes he lived in Connecticut.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard grew up believing that if you killed a spider, it would rain
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard was the cop in the Village People.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard also suffers from Nyctohylophobia, a fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Eddie Better wrote:
    Stone Gossard has been arrested 19 times, most recently for impersonating a police officer
    you mean on this nite? http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/PearlJam/images4/sf7.jpg
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    you mean on this nite? http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/PearlJam/images4/sf7.jpg

    hehe, hopefully he got that all "straightened" out!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard want to go to Lallapalooza.....alone...
    grimmy
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    Stone Gossard is a world class tetherball player.
    Nice shirt.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard owns over 100 graphic tees.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone gossards Photobucket sucks..it slllooowww
    grimmy
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    GRIMMY wrote:
    Stone gossards Photobucket sucks..it slllooowww
    Stone Gossard was just thinking the same thing.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone Gossard turns his socks inside out and rolls them down below his ankles.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • WindNoSailWindNoSail Posts: 580
    Stone Gossard is source of creation of Pearl Jam....otherwise I would never have been born.

    And has lightning bolts in his eyes, is 8 feet tall, and shoots fireballs from his arse.
    HOB 10.05.2005, E Rutherford 06.03.2006, The Gorge 07.22.2006, Lolla 08.05.2007, West Palm 06.11.2008, Tampa 06.12.2008, Columbia 06.16.2008, EV Memphis 06.20.2009, New Orleans 05.01.2010, Kansas City 05.03.2010
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is so psyched the bald eagle is about to come off the endangered species list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard secretly wants to be a milk man
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard knows the muffin man.
  • mookie_in_eugenemookie_in_eugene Posts: 1,090
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard wishes he lived in Connecticut.

    , but he actually lives in South Florida with three elderly women.
    "Underneath this smile lies everything - all my hopes, anger, pride and shame."
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard authored the "Page Not Found" error message for Windows.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard still refuses to believe Han Solo and Indiana Jones are the same person
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard has over 30 official BetaMax releases - and constantly touts that "BetaMax was far superior to VHS" and will attempt to prove it to you by playing the entire "2001: A Space Oddessy", first on BetaMax, then on VHS.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will only do his Rocky Balboa impression if he has eaten three raw eggs beforehand.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stones favorite movie is They Live. Not because he believes in aliens, just because he is the worlds largest Rowdy Roddy Piper fan.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    At a baseball game, Stone Gossard once watched the man two rows ahead of him catch a home run ball. He still talks about how he "almost got it".
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a part time meals-on-wheels delivery driver
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard has one of those creepy answering machine messages that sound like a prerecorded man's voice.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone Gossard is in the Guiness book of world records for eating 121 spoonfuls of mashed potatos. He has held this record since 1983.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is obsessive-compulsive about the number 10, and has been ever since PJ's debut album. His bedtime ritual consists of opening and closing his bedroom door 10 times, flicking the light switch on and off 10 times, walking 10 steps to his bed, and blinking his eyes 10 times before going to sleep.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is really a lefty, but plays righty because he does not want to be part of the stereotype about leftys being "south paws", due to their current boycott of playing there.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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