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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone farts in Morse Code.
    LOL
    Stone still has his entire set of Strawberry Shortcake dolls.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard played "Leonardo" in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie...and he still has the ninja skillz Suckahs!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard holds the title for "Most Porn Watched Over A Three Day Weekend" for the greater Seattle area.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can burp the alphabet
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone gossard was the first kid to ever sleep with his grade 7 teacher.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard followed Jack and Jill up the hill...and he did NOT like what he saw...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once tried to walk on water.....it took 4 and a half minutes to revive him
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard played the tambourine in Josie and the Pussycats
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was not impressed with stonehenge...all he said when he saw it was, "meh"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once had a german shepherd named cujo. he later regretted naming him that when he got rabies and trapped Stone in a car.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is worshipped as a God by the bobo people, a tribe located in Burkina Faso, in west Africa.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard secretly loves the BK Whopper.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard..wears skippies
    grimmy
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is the bastard child of Robert Goulet and Loni Anderson.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves little piggies.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never ordered anything besides the soup of the day
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone licks his self adhesive stamps
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone pays for full service, yet still fills up his own tank.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a regular at the Hugh Heffner Playboy mansion
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard was originally the voice of Homer Simpson.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard suffers from Chronomentrophobia, a fear of clocks.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is the subject of Carly Simon's You're So Vain.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has been arrested 19 times, most recently for impersonating a police officer
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Stone Gossard..real name is Fred
    grimmy
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is a nice boy from Kentucky that gets paid to turn people on.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is fluent in both japanese and korean languages, although he has never visited those countries.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never owned a pet that never ran away
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a nice boy from Kentucky that gets paid to turn people on.
    :)
    grimmy
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard eats his ice cream with a fork
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard played Dorthy on the Golden Girls
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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