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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone likes to febreeze his pets.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard had his beloved dog Mr. Tiffy stuffed. Despite the veterinarian telling him that the common practice is to allow the dog to die of natural causes first.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard places a refreshing lemon wedge in his glass of water.



    He thinks this is something he invented.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard once held the record in the Northwest for longest domino chain at 450 feet of continuous dominoes placed 1/2 an inch apart...he used his penis to knock the first domino over, and accidentally knocked them all over simultaneously.

    you people are sooo funny!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard bathes in pudding every fourth sunday...it keeps his skin smooth.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Being a huge fan of Willy Wonka, whenever he goes to the supermarket Stone will ask if the "Snozzberries are in season". Depending on the response of the produce clerk Stone will either laugh hysterically or threaten bodily harm.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard believes that if you whistle while you poop, the alligator wont try to bite your ass.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard places a refreshing lemon wedge in his glass of water.



    He thinks this is something he invented.

    and this one! bless Stone...
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    you people are sooo funny!

    You people?!? Who you callin' "you people"?!?!? Is it because I'm black? :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Being a huge fan of Willy Wonka, whenever he goes to the supermarket Stone will ask if the "Snozzberries are in season". Depending on the response of the produce clerk Stone will either laugh hysterically or threaten bodily harm.


    oh little nonsense now and then....




    Stone Gossard used to spray his pillows with deer musk, but he couldn't stop having vivid sex dreams...involving a pigeon.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone believes that when life hands you lemons you should go cry in a corner.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    happy_larry wrote:
    One time at band camp Stone Gossard stuck a flute up his pussy



    just for kicks


    I laughed at this:)




    Stone Gossard is a mother fucker.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You people?!? Who you callin' "you people"?!?!? Is it because I'm black? :D


    Stone Gossard is black.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to watch the peacocks in the zoo fight each other for his bag of skittles.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard is black.

    Which makes sense why his second favorite movie is "Soul Man". His first being Turk 182. He just can't get enough of that C. Thomas Howell.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You people?!? Who you callin' "you people"?!?!? Is it because I'm black? :D

    I don't know what else to call you... the ones making the jokes. I just sit here and laugh and make the occasional bad joke just so that I can find where I left off easier.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard's most prized possesion is an autographed 8x10 of the cast of Perfect Strangers. He actually got Bronson Pinchot to sign as Balky Bartacomous, which he NEVER does!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard was 12 he would cry himself to sleep because he knew that he could never ever (no matter how hard he tried) be cooler than Mork from Mork & Mindy...it took him nearly 30 years, but he is now pretty damned sure he deserves to wear the rainbow suspenders he got for his birthday all those years ago.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard feeds all of the pets at the zoo, even the ones that have the signs telling you not to.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I don't know what else to call you... the ones making the jokes. I just sit here and laugh and make the occasional bad joke just so that I can find where I left off easier.

    and to try and look cool! :D!

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