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  • corycory Posts: 736
    Stone once gave himself a reach around.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • corycory Posts: 736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone goes to the waterslide park every weekend in the summer in the hopes that someones "boobies will pop out".

    That's not extraordinary. I do that myself;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cory wrote:
    ...in a pretty small town. It was a town of midgets so you could call it small.

    Stone loves midget porn as long as it involves tossing the little people when the act is done.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cory wrote:
    That's not extraordinary. I do that myself;)

    But do you bring your camera with telescopic lense? Stone does.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard collects old skool rap paraphenalia. Currently he owns a jacket worn by Biggie Smalls, a blunt smoked by 2 Pac and a journal that Diddy used to write down his feelings about the proper technique to pass the courvoisier.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • corycory Posts: 736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone loves midget porn as long as it involves tossing the little people when the act is done.


    Stone enjoys watching the hammer toss during the Olympics.....but only if it involves throwing a midget into a ball of fire.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard usually responds to a sales clerks query of "Have you been helped, sir" with "Mmmm, Not as much as I'd like, milady" followed by a ferocious amount of sucking noises and a crap-ton of self-nipple pinching.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Although Stone may be kind, he never rewinds.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • corycory Posts: 736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    But do you bring your camera with telescopic lense? Stone does.


    Is there any other way to inappropriately stare at strangers titties? I think not.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone has 12 pet midgets that he keeps in his basement. When he was asked about it, he claimed that he likes them for their "suction power"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's dream three way is him, Bea Arthur, and a box of otter pops.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Is there any other way to inappropriately stare at strangers titties? I think not.


    hahahaaa


    Stone develops the film and jerks himself off to the smell of the developer fluids...as he watches the titties magically appear.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone's dream three way is him, Bea Arthur, and a box of otter pops.


    Stone and I think alike.


    mmmmmm Bea! you nasty nasty wench!! have a grape flavor! GRAAAAAAPE!!!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Single Video Theory was edited to not include the following retort from Stone:

    "I can reach an e-bow faster than you can reach an e-bow?"

    "Hahaha, I'm Stone Gossard. Good one Ed. Now grab that fucking e-bow."
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard thought the miniseries "roots" was a comedy.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Single Video Theory was edited to not include the following retort from Stone:

    "I can reach an e-bow faster than you can reach an e-bow?"

    "Hahaha, I'm Stone Gossard. Good one Ed. Now grab that fucking e-bow."


    I think I found my new Siggie. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that purgatory is a city in Minnesota.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard would rather starve than sit through one more meal at the Le Bernadin in NYC. He wouldn't feed that to a dog.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard flies to Thailand to get that special chocolate Jell-o pudding enema.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard once danced the role of the Sugar Plum Fairy, but only once because Boom kept telling him how nice his package looked under the tutu.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that persephone is another word for a womans hoo haw.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone thinks that PJ should play the South. Not because of how long it's been, but rather because the best cockfights take place in the South.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    When Ed asks Stone before a show if he needs any liquor, Stone always says "Liquor? I don't even know her!" Ed always rolls his eyes and goes and gets Stone a fifth of cheap gin.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AraineaArainea Posts: 58
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard flies to Thailand to get that special chocolate Jell-o pudding enema.

    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.
  • corycory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I think I found my new Siggie. :D

    As always, you're welcome;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Arainea wrote:
    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.


    Be nice. This is the fun zone. Kind of like my crotch except without the tattoo of Vedder's face.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Arainea wrote:
    Your posts are not only disgusting, they aren't even funny.

    I think they're funny. It's a shame that an American can't get a Jello enema in America anymore.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard makes noises like a fax machine when he is performing oral sex.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cory wrote:
    Be nice. This is the fun zone. Kind of like my crotch except without the tattoo of Vedder's face.
    That is one cool tattoo.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cory wrote:
    Be nice. This is the fun zone. Kind of like my crotch except without the tattoo of Vedder's face.

    I thought your crotch was the VD zone, no? I remember now! It's fun because when you get excited the tattoo of Ed blinks, right?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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