When it's time to feed them, Stone Gossard trills out to his pet goldfish "Mr. Doggie and Senor Kitty" the following in a sing-song voice, "Whooooo want's the nummiest nummie num nums??"
this isn't a rhetorical question, since he trained his goldfish to use a barbaric form of sign language involving bubbles and their tail fins.
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Stone Gossard sometimes drinks milk while he eats crackers...and then he goes and rides the swings at his local park...in his Spiderman dominatrix costume.
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When it's time to feed them, Stone Gossard trills out to his pet goldfish "Mr. Doggie and Senor Kitty" the following in a sing-song voice, "Whooooo want's the nummiest nummie num nums??"
this isn't a rhetorical question, since he trained his goldfish to use a barbaric form of sign language involving bubbles and their tail fins.
Stone Gossard is the President of the Cheese of the Month Club. And he is solely responsible for the scratch and sniff newsletter, Which he wants to introduce to the Ten Club.
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On the third Tuesday of every other even-lettered month (provided it is also the night before the full moon) Stone will eat one gallon of frank and beans.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard is the President of the Cheese of the Month Club. And he is solely responsible for the scratch and sniff newsletter, Which he wants to introduce to the Ten Club.
does Stone think it is worth paying to join the Ten Club? If you don't have much money?
Stone is a member of the Take That fan club. He want's Robbie to come back though.
does Stone think it is worth paying to join the Ten Club? If you don't have much money?
Stone is a member of the Take That fan club. He want's Robbie to come back though.
As a band member he has automatic lifetime membership...which he uses when he stops time, splits himself and goes into the audience incognito...all because he really likes to see himself do the duckwalk...and since he has that mirror phobia...
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Stone Gossard got Elvis Presley a job working at the McDonald's on Market Street in San Francisco. Whenever Stone is in the City, he gets free McRib sandwiches.
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Stone Gossard traded hairstyles with Boom once, but after about a month he had to give the hair back because his plumber didn't want to keep snaking out his shower drain.
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As a band member he has automatic lifetime membership...which he uses when he stops time, splits himself and goes into the audience incognito...all because he really likes to see himself do the duckwalk...and since he has that mirror phobia...
"When Stone asks you for the golden ticket...just give him an old chewing gum wrapper and DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTA--"
that message was scrawled on a bathroom in a truckstop in Idaho, as a friendly tip from the old Zoo Keeper that used to feed Stone during the Binaural Tour.
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In the time between Riot Act and "Self-Titled" Stone Gossard had officially become Silvia Gossard, gave birth through in vitro to twin boys, that he fathered with his own sperm, and reverted back to Stone Gossard.
he kept the boobs.
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this isn't a rhetorical question, since he trained his goldfish to use a barbaric form of sign language involving bubbles and their tail fins.
I'm sorry I can't add anymore but you're so effing funny!!!
That was the "old" Jeff, not the new guy that just wears Jeff's pants.
does Stone think it is worth paying to join the Ten Club? If you don't have much money?
Stone is a member of the Take That fan club. He want's Robbie to come back though.
and he won't let Eddie see it.
As a band member he has automatic lifetime membership...which he uses when he stops time, splits himself and goes into the audience incognito...all because he really likes to see himself do the duckwalk...and since he has that mirror phobia...
nice... you Americans know more about us than you let on. (No offense, I like Americans).
Stone is... he smells... poowee! (That's the best I can come up with! GO TrixieCat)!
I only know as much as Stone and members of Monty Python tell me
ask a stupid question...
that message was scrawled on a bathroom in a truckstop in Idaho, as a friendly tip from the old Zoo Keeper that used to feed Stone during the Binaural Tour.
He is NOT baby talking...and you might want to hide the steak knives.
he will spit in your eye regardless, but it feels like you are more proactive if you pay him first.
The scars on Matt's back are barely noticeable.
he kept the boobs.
And Matt Cameron quietly resists the urge to jab him in the eyes with his drumsticks.
I don't want to spoil YOUR thread. Carry on...