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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks FailedPersephone is a hot 24 year old with a black bobbed hairdo and has a Bettie Paige vibe.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard thinks FailedPersephone is a hot 24 year old with a black bobbed hairdo and has a Bettie Paige vibe.


    Gossard has magical eyes???


    holy crap! :eek: unfortunately Gossard is off by about 6 years...

    and Failed can't hold her rum the way she used to.


    Stone Gossard can eat 65 pounds of raw ground beef...provided you give him plenty of gravy
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once threw up his dessert all over a tablecloth. The resulting image rivals the "Mona Lisa" in artistic significance.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Gossard has magical eyes???


    holy crap! :eek: unfortunately Gossard is off by about 6 years...

    and Failed can't hold her rum the way she used to.


    Stone Gossard can eat 65 pounds of raw ground beef...provided you give him plenty of gravy
    Yummy rummy in her tummy.

    Stone Gossard can hear a dog whistle.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can make a perfect pancake on the first try.



    But in order to not make Jeff feel bad, he pretends to need three "testers"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a pet chimpanzee that is trained to eat a peanut out of Stone's ass on command.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard insists that if you play Dark Side of the Moon backwards on a Wednesday during a full moon in August, you can hear an angel get it's wings.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is still looking for Carmen SanDiego.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard thinks a Hummingbird cake is made out of hummingbirds. That grosses him out.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard insists that if you play Dark Side of the Moon backwards on a Wednesday during a full moon in August, you can hear an angel get it's wings.


    Niiiiiice.


    Stone Gossard insists that "Mr. Roboto" is one of the greatest songs ever created.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is the organ player at his local church.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard makes the best salsa. He has won a blue ribbon from the King County Fair for the last 6 consecutive years.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard drinks his listerine...as if it were olvaltine.










    sorry, loooooooong night-early morning and I am painfully old...


    Stone Gossard still can't figure out why it's called "ovaltine".....the jar is round....the mug is round....Stone Gossard calls it "roundtine".
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    :)
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    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard got dream come true one day when after he got through singing "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner", he really did turn into one.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once dislocated his jaw chewing bubble gum.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard blushes when he eats cherries.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard once dislocated his ear by listening to New Kids on the BLock.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a room filled with superballs...he calls it his "monkey fun relaxation surprise room, YAY!"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can pluck and gut a chicken in under 3 seconds.

    2 seconds if he doesn't have to catch it first.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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