Damn I haven't been attacked yet. Guess I've gotta dirty it up!
I was wrong! Stop quoting me so fast! I can't stand this computer stuff. lol
She just quoted me from somewhere else about a joke I made about Yield. lol
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard likes to try and trip Matt on their way onstage. Matt thinks it is Stone's way of hitting on him so he grabs Stone's stones. Stone does not like that. Those are for Ed and Ed alone. Well, and Matt and sometimes Boom. But definately not Mike.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard likes to try and trip Matt on their way onstage. Matt thinks it is Stone's way of hitting on him so he grabs Stone's stones. Stone does not like that. Those are for Ed and Ed alone. Well, and Matt and sometimes Boom. But definately not Mike.
teee heee heeee...Boom gets them on thursdays.
But Jeff gets the whole "caboodle" to use a Stone-ism for his butt cheeks.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone likes it when you rub honey on his nipples right before you spank him.
at least that is what he told Bozo the clown...who really needs to keep his mouth shut, I mean, it just takes a few beers...and he's like all "I'm your best friend" and like "wanna handy like what I gives that Stoney"
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard shoves m80's in his butt crack and screetches like a "picolo pete" as his "finale" to his 4th of July party.
(sorry to our European board members)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Sometimes, when he is really sad, Stone takes out a picture of his pet doggie, "Mr. Tigglebottom" and cries.
a good cry really helps.
...and then Jeff shakes him by the collar and say's 'snap out of it, man! He's gone. GONE!!!! And then slaps him around the face with a, erm... GOLDFISH
Whyyyyyy Mr. TiggleBottom!! WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????" Stone will respond to Jeff's treatment..."Why did I have to try to microwave you dry???"
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
...and then Jeff shakes him by the collar and say's 'snap out of it, man! He's gone. GONE!!!! And then slaps him around the face with a, erm... GOLDFISH
looking at the fishpond again. Not much inspiration around here.
Whyyyyyy Mr. TiggleBottom!! WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????" Stone will respond to Jeff's treatment..."Why did I have to try to microwave you dry???"
!:D!
Stone Gossard's favourite movie is 'Short Circuit 2'. He thinks it says a lot about life.
Stone Gossard sings along in a falsetto to whatever Eddie Vedder is saying backstage...it sometimes makes the sensitive Vedder want to cry - but he doesn't want to give Stone the satisfaction.
oh, and it would TOTALLY satisfy Stone.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard, when confronted with a fishpond will grab himself a straw and think "ummmmn, Chunky water!"
I would love to stand up against the person that dissed you earlier but as this is a light-hearted thread... I am thinking... wtf? How do you came up with this stuff so quickly?
Stone Gossard drinks concentrated Orange Juice without diluting it first...when he was told that he should dilute it, Stone replied, "Can't dilute the essence of OJ, just like you can't dilute the essence of Stone"
but he usually responds to any statement with that fact.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
While on the Binaural Tour, Stone Gossard insisted on being hand fed by a trained Zoo Keeper wearing a falcon hand puppet.
this was generally accepted, until it was discovered that he also insisted on being fed a porterhouse steak and mashed potato dinner that Henry Winkler regurgitate and had the resulting liquid air mailed through Nashville regardless of where they were performing.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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Damn I haven't been attacked yet. Guess I've gotta dirty it up!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
is it because you're in Michigan??
or is it because you went to this thread thinking that we had some "authentic" or "uplifting" Stone-isms.
it's a joke honey, and like Cory's crotch - it ain't for everyone...just the chosen few.
She just quoted me from somewhere else about a joke I made about Yield. lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
The way I have is set up, his nose is reeeeeeaaaaallllyyyy long.
Why would you start was has no end?
I fixed your comment;)
Why would you start was has no end?
Stone says fuck all this chatter. Get back to talking about his gorilla dick.
Why would you start was has no end?
and wishes he has the courage...thus, the reach around...
My apologies, I hadn't realized that you were such a giving individual...
as Stone would say, "what the fuck are you lookin' at?? get your own jello enema, chancellor!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
teee heee heeee...Boom gets them on thursdays.
But Jeff gets the whole "caboodle" to use a Stone-ism for his butt cheeks.
They
are
delicious.
Why would you start was has no end?
at least that is what he told Bozo the clown...who really needs to keep his mouth shut, I mean, it just takes a few beers...and he's like all "I'm your best friend" and like "wanna handy like what I gives that Stoney"
Thanks. I will never be able to jerk off again.
Why would you start was has no end?
really??
I find that statement verrrry satisfying...especially when I combine it with the image of Bea Arthur eating a fudge pop on a carousel.
at least, that is what Stone likes to think about...
Nah. I'm just kidding. I JUST jerked off before I typed this.
Don't worry about it;)
Why would you start was has no end?
(sorry to our European board members)
a good cry really helps.
...and then Jeff shakes him by the collar and say's 'snap out of it, man! He's gone. GONE!!!! And then slaps him around the face with a, erm... GOLDFISH
looking at the fishpond again. Not much inspiration around here.
!:D!
Stone Gossard's favourite movie is 'Short Circuit 2'. He thinks it says a lot about life.
:eek:
oh, and it would TOTALLY satisfy Stone.
I would love to stand up against the person that dissed you earlier but as this is a light-hearted thread... I am thinking... wtf? How do you came up with this stuff so quickly?
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but he usually responds to any statement with that fact.
this was generally accepted, until it was discovered that he also insisted on being fed a porterhouse steak and mashed potato dinner that Henry Winkler regurgitate and had the resulting liquid air mailed through Nashville regardless of where they were performing.