I'm not sure which one works or not, a friend of a friend of a friend once met someone who had seen Jack Irons in a queue at the cinema and he overheard him talking about it.
Stone attends Mardi Gras every year only to piss off hundreds when he refuses to give up his beads unless people "show their pits". Stone was never good at following direction and his hearing has been waning in recent years.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone Gossard likes to ask groupies "Have you ever seen the back of a tourbus, little girl/boy?" and then proceed to slap them back into reality. Stone does NOT like groupies.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
After lawn darts, Stone's favorite backyard game is genital ring toss. He boasts of being undefeated, but always fails to mention that he only plays with girls.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
The reason that it takes PJ so long to come back from an encore break is that almost without fail Stone will say "Wait, I'm having Deja Vu" followed by him rolling around on the ground and laughing uncontrollably for a good five minutes.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone Gossard loves hanging out in the "Big Easy", getting drunk and bellowing out 'Rock you like a hurricane" to eveyone he meets on the street. Little does he know that it really isn't that PC to talk about rocking New Orleans like a hurricane.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard likes to ask people if they want to pull his finger...he doesn't have gas (it's a genetic disorder) but he really likes when people pull his fingers...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone thinks that Bruce Springsteen should cover "Don't Gimme No Lip". He has sent him twelve notarized statements suggesting this with no response. This would explain why Stone will say "The Boss? More like The Bitch!"
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Stone Gossard likes to call himself "woody"...but then again he is usually grabbing his genitals while he does that so, maybe it's my interpretation that is off...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard loves to mess with Ed by switching his notebook before the show.
Hence the reason for the theme of the Love Boat, and not Love Boat Captain, being played last year. Stone wishes he wrote that song with Ed and not Boom.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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Stone Gossard is the one that gets to decide which movies come out of the Disney vault and for how long.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
I'm not sure which one works or not, a friend of a friend of a friend once met someone who had seen Jack Irons in a queue at the cinema and he overheard him talking about it.
Wembley 07
Shepherds Bush
Manchester
Wembley 07
Shepherds Bush
Manchester
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Wow, you must have caught him on an off day.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stone Gossard loves to tell the story about the time Ed taped Jeff's butt cheeks together after they went out on an all night binge of tacos.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
he didn't need to, but felt that lettin' that much Stone go to waste would be a cryin' shame.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Hence the reason for the theme of the Love Boat, and not Love Boat Captain, being played last year. Stone wishes he wrote that song with Ed and not Boom.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
awwwww.
bummer.
Stone Gossard is waiting for the rapture...he feels that FINALLY he will be justified in NOT using that god damned e-bow!