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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can touch his tongue to his lower back.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    When taking time off from his Jelly Of The Month Club, Stone Gossard spends his Saturday nights playing Twister, and as always, comes out victorious.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard knows that Madagascar is not only an animated movie series, but also an Island Country off the southeastern coast of Africa.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is currently mourning the loss of Whitney Houston and watching The Bodyguard, wishing he were Kevin Costner.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented the reverse gear on a car.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard invented the reverse gear on a car.

    Stone Gossard invented the automatic gearbox
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's pet pig can fly.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can throw a business card fast enough to break the sound barrier.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard tapes tv shows and watches them on mute and lip reads. Then he watches them again with the volume on to see how close he was. It's the most fun he's ever had.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard is the most sought after Valentine that there has ever been. Ever ;)
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard was once told by a woman "Eat your heart out" So he did and lived to tell her "Ditto" She was not so lucky. He has always been up for a challenge/bet. Always...
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard hand writes Valentines day cards to every single female fan. Every single one. Then he writes them again for next year because he is the ultimate planner.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    In the late 90's while on tour a big storm hit and knocked out the power during one of Pearl Jam concerts. Though difficult Stone Gossards beating heart created enough energy to power the event and saved the day. They are thinking about honoring his heart at the American heart association or possibly naming the next tour
    "Return of the Stone Age"
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard here's no evil and sees no evil because he has figured out how to use the rest of his brain.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    I'm waiting trophy man and DS1119. ;)
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    With new found knowledge Eddie just found out that Stone was an arc angel in his past life and is seriously debating on rewriting the sounds and vocals to his song Arc.
    John and Shawna
  • Released1980Released1980 Posts: 1,790
    Stone Gossard doesn't use sunblock, he just points at the sun and says "No".
    "It's so nice to hear that in other parts of the world, the stress- borne from envy- that one finds for themselves is the animosity they develop towards a person selling a box of records. How fortunate!" ~ Thirty Bills Unpaid

    MLMF NYC
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's tongue is 46 inches long.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has all of his jeans cleaned only one way. "Stone washed".
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has started an Ice cream Parlor chain. It is called the Stone Cold Creamery two. His motto is "Get your sugar fix, blame it all on me because it's all my fault."
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone is an advocate for the save the stone fish foundation.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Whenever somebody says "You are between a rock and a hard place" Stone says "I don't understand I'm not beside myself"
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard wants to dance with somebody who lo-oves him!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard owns a sea food restaurant in Seattle. On the bathroom doors instead of reading Men or Women it reads Stone's Crap Shack.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stoners are actually Stone's followers.
    John and Shawna
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard will survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

    Survive, and thrive.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,720
    Stone Gossard likes tulip flowers
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Germ-X kills 99.9% of germs. Stone Gossard kills 100% of germs
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard is the reason for the season.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard is a good listener.
    John and Shawna
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